Donald Trump Surrenders Himself to Iran Deal
President signs memorandum at Palace of Versailles where Germans were humiliated after losing first world war.
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He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.[image or embed] -- Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) 7:22 PM · Jun 17, 2026
He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.[image or embed]
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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-18 01:27 AM | Reply
"There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!" Donald "Unconditional Surrender" Trump Match 6, 2026
For once, he told the truth.
#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-18 05:06 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3
His handlers obviously had no idea on the optics here. Trump probably had no idea where he even was much less the significance.
#3 | Posted by qcp at 2026-06-18 08:44 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
"President (Trump) signs memorandum at Palace of Versailles where Germans were humiliated after losing first world war"
Trump doesn't understand any of this, does he?
#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-18 08:51 AM | Reply
Nope.
#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-18 08:58 AM | Reply
Boaz?
#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-18 09:03 AM | Reply
I understand that Trump is now saying that the world is simply jealous of his success in Iran.
Who couldn't have predicted that?
#7 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-18 10:39 AM | Reply
I'm willing to bet insiders don't see this as a loss because they negotiated a way for them to make money off of the reconstruction or Iran's control of the straight.
I wouldn't be surprised if it came out eventually that this entire military action was nothing more than using our military as a bargaining chip to force Iran to a table for this exact purpose. As always, whenever these people seem inept or incompetent, it's because we're assuming their intentions and actions are normal and should be interpreted in a normal way.
#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-06-18 10:59 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
He was at Versailles to pick up decorating tips for his ballroom
#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-18 11:52 AM | Reply
- because they negotiated a way for them to make money off of the reconstruction
Jared and the Trump Crime Family and their UAE Partners are partying as we speak.
#10 | Posted by Corky at 2026-06-18 08:14 PM | Reply
Everything Trump touches breaks.
He's a Surrender Monkey! Loser!
#11 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-18 09:50 PM | Reply
Vance signing ceremony trip to Geneva cancelled due to "unresolved logistics".
#12 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-06-18 10:47 PM | Reply
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