*** Israeli Rightwing Newspaper Blasts Dummkopf Trumpf for Iran Deal ***

"Mr. President, you have gravely harmed the human interests of the enlightened world, and you may be remembered forever as the president who brought about America's humiliation. You betrayed us, the Israelis. And in a single moment, the contempt you once faced suddenly seems so justified and logical....

...You could have been the greatest president of all in this era, alongside Woodrow Wilson, who won World War I and created the foundation for the international framework of the new world; alongside Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who defeated the Nazis and Japan; and behind George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Then you would have deserved not only the Nobel Prize you covet, but eternal recognition and respect from everyone in the world who mocked you, and there are many such people."

*** VPOTUS JD Vance Upbraids Israeli Leadership Over Iran Deal ***

VPUTZ JD Vance: "I guess my message to [the Israelis] would be twofold. Number one, Dummkopf J. Trumpf is the only head of state in the entire world who is sympathetic to the nation of Israel at this moment in time, and he happens to be the head of state of the world's superpower. If I was in the cabinet of the Israeli government, I might not be attacking the only powerful ally that I have anywhere left in the entire world."

Vance also pointed to the fact that Israel is extremely reliant on US military support. "The other thing that I would say is that over the last three months, two-thirds of the defensive weapons that have protected your homeland have been built by American hands and paid for by American tax dollars," he sniveled.

In an interview with The New York Times, published on Thursday, JD Vance specifically called out ethnic cleansers Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich and Israeli Minister of National Security Itamar Ben Gvir, both of whom have rejected the US-Iran MoU.

"And I guess my response to them would be: What is your exact proposal? You're a country of nine million people. You can't just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have," Vance said.

The US vice president added that the Israeli ministers should "give a little bit of credit to the United States of America, which I think has been an incredible partner for the Israeli government for a long time."