Ah, official Trumpian doublespeak. A federal watchdog finds that state officials locked immigrants in metal cages in the Everglades, and the bureaucrats deadpan that they aren't disciplinary cells"no, they're 'calming areas'. Why, it's just a cozy little outdoor wellness retreat where folks can sit in an eighteen-square-foot metal box in ninety-degree swamp humidity to decompress. Leave it to Republicans to stick human beings in phone-booth-sized dog crates and try to pass it off as a spa treatment.

OneLumperorTwo has another great comeback option.

Come out as gay and call all the people criticizing him homophobic.

Climb Every Woman

They can't tell us about it, but it will be a deterrence for sure! Sounds like another line of Reagan's "Star Wars" initiative to ward off the enemies Trump has made. Watch, the MIC will need more taxpayer largess.

Trump has delivered us from modern progress. Here we are in the twenty-first century, boasting about space tourism and artificial intelligence, while folks are dying of the measles, a disease we successfully wiped out back when hairspray was still destroying the ozone layer. Leave it to us Americans to take a miracle of 20th-century medical science, label it a political conspiracy, and willingly return to the Middle Ages just to own the libs.

Nothing says 'family values and patriotism' quite like letting a Kremlin-backed billionaire foot the bill for your boy's wedding.

They are losing money at an unbelievable rate, and going Public would expose their books.

S'truth

So, Silicon Valley has suddenly developed a conscience. These tech titans build a machine so mind-bogglingly advanced it terrifies even them, and their grand, heroic solution is to look us dead in the eye and say, 'Our tech is so terrifyingly great that you'd better pass us another ten billion dollars so we can figure out how to tone it down.' It's the highest-paid protection racket in human history. Pay us today so we can fix the doomsday machine we built yesterday, or we won't be able to have an IPO so that we...er, we mean we all, won't be able to justify raking in trillions from the greedy money laundering suckers...er, donors.

Today, with religious hate in their hearts, with pure anti American murderous bigotry on their lips, 25 years from a day we thought would make us stronger 'united as one,' ... the Trump MAGA Right seems to be asking for a continuation of the violence. We traded our civil liberties for a false sense of security, and somehow managed to end up more paranoid, divided, and thoroughly cranky than ever before. If that ain't the grand American tradition in action and cooperation, I don't know what is.

You've got to hand it to our grand ol' party lawmakers. They claimed these abortion bans wouldn't hurt women with ectopic pregnancies, and now ectopic deaths have nearly doubled, especially in the very states where they passed them. That isn't an unintended consequence. That's just good old-fashioned GOP efficiency. Leave it to a bunch of grandstanding Republican politicians to turn a standard, routine medical procedure into a game of Russian roulette, leaving terrified doctors to consult a defense attorney before saving a dying woman's life. All the stuff they taught me about Jesus says he'd be against this. No wonder he has given up on coming back.

If we are now expected to swallow the tale of Donald Trump being hoisted into the air and carted away from Ground Zero by two weeping, muscular firefighters, we have officially slipped off plumb. Dear Leader was sitting four miles away in his fake-gold plated tower, practically needing a telescope to see lower Manhattan, busy bragging on television about how his eyesore was now the tallest building around. Then he has the unmitigated gall to whine that a real, genuine hero who actually died saving eighteen people, the Man in the Red Bandana, is getting more attention than him. Calling Donald Trump's ego fragile is like calling a dwarf short. The man has a lizard brain stem connected directly to a megaphone, and he simply cannot stand anyone else getting a parade, even if they had to die to get it.

Every few years starry-eyed Texas Democrats fixate on some bright, well-scrubbed young fellow, dust him off, and parade him around like a prize heifer at the Fort Worth Stock Show. Talarico speaks fluent moral clarity and raises money like a tent revival preacher, but expecting him to unseat Ken Paxton in a Texas statewide race is like entering a jackrabbit into a demolition derby. Paxton could be indicted by Southern Baptists and GOP voters would still elect him just for spite. We're watching the exact same heartbreak express pull out of the station...different conductor, same ol' train wreck.

Yes, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has mistakenly detained and deported U.S. citizens, despite official agency policy stating that ICE has no legal authority over U.S. citizens.

Live Free or Die! has become Submit or Die!

Renee Good and Alex Pretti won't be voting.

Again sacrificing liberty for safety. Can't have people exercise their right to vote in the way they are accustomed. That has been declared unacceptable by the self-declared overseer-in-chief. Everything today is under surveillance.

#22

Soggy rice no taste nice. 18 generations of your ancestors are weeping because of your dishonor. You should be against pedophilia.

BallDinger,

The Statue of Liberty says come. You've sacrificed liberty for safety. That's anti-American. Shame on you.

#3

You're a pedophile apologist. You're anything but classy.

After 67 months of Trump being POTUS, he is the Deep State.

WooHoo! We'll finally corner the asphalt market!

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Bugger!

"Soggy rice no taste nice."

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The Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool should be renamed Lake Trump.

All this because Trump phqued teenage girls.