"Need a convenient answer that not only slices, dices and chops, but reverses careers, contacts and eradicates collaborators?
'Sounds good, but I need something self cleaning and incredibly voracious, but Sarlacc just take up too much space!'
Something with enormous gnashing teeth, claws and Minaj's glossy tentacles you ask? TMI brazenly present the magnificant ICE REGISTRY.
Even slower, less coordinated MAGA often escape through cracks in laws and uncovered pardons, but not with ICE REGISTRY!
Simply pry open the containment seal, leave a sacrifice to @&!$&(% upon the alter, backing out from the indicated parimeter, engage the feeding stimulant app and pray from the provided aerial observation lounge.
Watch all the fun uncoil!
Every cruelty enlarges the ICE REGISTRY, and while we may be tempted to overfeed, fear not! We also provide "freshness facilities*".
* Facility location may include El Salvador and Sudan.
!CAUTION Remove Democracy before folding.
"possibly even someone linked to the government. What do you all think?"
I think that you're linked to the government.