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Wednesday, May 08, 2024

Kennedy said in the deposition that the doctor thought the spot on the scan "was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died."

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Poor worm! Didn't know what it was getting into.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-05-08 08:51 AM | Reply | Funny: 2


NATIONAL MEDIA: "The key question voters are asking this election is whether Biden's brain works"
TRUMP: *incoherent rambling*
RFK: "Speaking of brains, mine gotten eaten by a worm"
pic.twitter.com/cqUzOU9W3h" Will Stancil (@whstancil) May 8, 2024

#2 | Posted by censored at 2024-05-08 09:01 AM | Reply | Funny: 3

"Brain worm" ~ LOL. That always looks good on the ol' curriculum vitae.

#3 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-05-08 09:13 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I am HIGH AS F**K right now.

- RFK's brain worm.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-05-08 09:48 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

About the same time he learned of the parasite, he said, he was also diagnosed with mercury poisoning, most likely from ingesting too much fish containing the dangerous heavy metal, which can cause serious neurological issues.

"I have cognitive problems, clearly," he said in the 2012 deposition. "I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me."

www.nytimes.com

#5 | Posted by qcp at 2024-05-08 10:06 AM | Reply

The worm in Trump's head starved to death.

#6 | Posted by Sycophant at 2024-05-08 10:06 AM | Reply | Funny: 8

The worm in Trump's head starved to death.

#6 | POSTED BY SYCOPHANT AT 2024-05-08 10:06 AM | REPLY

Trump is the worm.

#7 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-05-08 10:10 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Look om the bright side.

Maybe RFK Jr. thinks there are worm lovers among his constituents.

#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-05-08 12:18 PM | Reply

RFK Jr. Says Worm Ate Part of His Brain, and Died in It

It's easy to tell the effects it had on him ...

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-05-08 12:41 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

If nothing else, it might explain a lot...

OCU

#10 | Posted by OCUser at 2024-05-08 12:47 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 4

Somehow, this seems plausible.

#11 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2024-05-08 01:11 PM | Reply

"I have literal brain worms" is the truest thing this weirdo has ever said.

#12 | Posted by JOE at 2024-05-08 01:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Wow. His brain is so full of ---- even the worms can't handle it.

#13 | Posted by jpw at 2024-05-08 01:25 PM | Reply

Are they the same brain worms Khan put in Chekov's ear?

#14 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-05-08 01:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Shoulda jammed Ivermectin in his ears.

#15 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-05-08 01:27 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

It is plausible, I saw this in an autopsy once. Parasite calcified and looked like a brain tumor on the xray. Pathologist told me its not that rare in 3rd world countries, which is where the vic grew up. It did not cause his death but we had to rule it out.

#16 | Posted by Miranda7 at 2024-05-08 01:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Another interesting nugget is the fact that a potluck supper for [RFK Jr.'s] campaign volunteers was made more "complicated" due to the fact that "several staffers fear the electromagnetic radiation from microwave ovens."" www.rawstory.com

It's good that they've found each other.

#17 | Posted by censored at 2024-05-08 01:39 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

NYT: Can you please outline your plan for revamping our nations education system?

RFK JR: W...worm ate my brain.

#18 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-05-08 02:06 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

The parasite started eating his brain and conspiracy theory'd itself to death.

This is the first time I've felt sorry for a parasite.

#19 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2024-05-08 02:28 PM | Reply

"It is plausible, I saw this in an autopsy once."

#16 | POSTED BY MIRANDA7

FFS. Just shut the ---- up already.

#20 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-05-08 03:39 PM | Reply

Does the guy have documentation certifying he's been dewormed?

#21 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-05-08 03:50 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

How old is the worm?

~ Kevin Spacey ~

#22 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-05-08 04:11 PM | Reply

The worm died of food poisoning.

#23 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-05-08 04:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

"FFS. Just shut the ---- up already."

You sound triggered.

#24 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-05-08 04:57 PM | Reply

Twang.

#25 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-05-08 04:58 PM | Reply

New York Times Pitchbot
@DougJBalloon

Brain-eating worms, which I do not support, are not nearly as harmful to a candidate as the woke mind virus is.

by Glenn Greenwald

#26 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-05-08 05:53 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Maybe Noem has a worm in her brain too:

Elizabeth Vargas: "Did Mike Pence do the right thing or the wrong thing on Jan 6?"

Kristi Noem: "I don't answer hypothetical questions."

EV: "It's not a hypothetical."

KN: "It is, cos it will never happen again."

EV: "What he did that day ""

KN: "I wasn't in the situation."

twitter.com

#27 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-05-08 06:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

#27 That's like trying to have a discussion with BillJohnson.

#28 | Posted by snoofy at 2024-05-08 06:03 PM | Reply

#27 | POSTED BY GAL_TUESDAY

idk Gal I think many politicians evne military have worms in their brains.

I watched the movie "War Machine", which is satrical, but a grain of truth.
en.wikipedia.org(film)

What they said at the end of the movie struck with me,

Why did McChrystal allow a rolling Stone journalist into his inner circle?

I suspect its the samereason why Kristi, Biden and Trump all go off on stupid tangents for books, radio, etc.

From the movie: "Now, I think it happens when men start to feel in their bones that the great moments of their lives... might not turn out to be quite as great as they'd always hoped. When the real world starts creeping in."

This is where they start embellishing....

#29 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-05-08 06:16 PM | Reply

Well, that explains why he's an idiot!

#30 | Posted by Ronnie68 at 2024-05-08 06:33 PM | Reply

#29 I'm not familiar with the movie, but I like the quote.

#31 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-05-08 06:33 PM | Reply

#31 not a great movie, but it had its moments.

I had to research it afterwards to understand the historical nature of it.

#32 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-05-08 06:43 PM | Reply

Any questions?:

RFK Jr.'s new campaign hire appears to have been at the Capitol on Jan. 6

A new hire for Robert F. Kennedy's presidential campaign, Zach Henry, appears to have been at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. NBC News' Ryan Reilly reports on how online sleuths identified Henry and his previous social media posts downplaying the events.
www.msnbc.com

Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast

"He can't win if I stay in," @RobertKennedyJr says of Biden to @AriMelber

#33 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-05-08 07:15 PM | Reply

And this guy is polling roughly 10%! The quality of the two major candidates is very very BAD. But Kennedy is far far worse/laughable/loony.

#34 | Posted by e1g1 at 2024-05-08 07:31 PM | Reply

Are they the same brain worms Khan put in Chekov's ear?
#14 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK AT 2024-05-08 01:26 PM

THIS! IS CETI ALPHA 5!!

#35 | Posted by e1g1 at 2024-05-08 07:34 PM | Reply

It's nothing a little Ivermectin won't handle.

#36 | Posted by anton at 2024-05-08 08:08 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

@#29 ... idk Gal I think many politicians evne military have worms in their brains. ...

Hidden Epidemic: Tapeworms Living Inside People's Brains (2012)
www.discovermagazine.com

... Parasitic worms leave millions of victims paralyzed, epileptic, or worse. So why isn't anyone mobilizing to eradicate them? ...


#37 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-05-08 08:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

OK, at this point, I would be remiss if I did not mentions the CBS TV show BrainDead.

BrainDead
en.wikipedia.org

... BrainDead is an American political satire science fiction[1][2][3] comedy-drama television series created by Robert and Michelle King.[4]

The series stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Laurel Healy, a documentary film-maker who takes a job working for her brother Luke (Danny Pino), a U.S. Senator, when the funding for her latest film falls through.

Assigned as his new constituency caseworker, she discovers that Washington, D.C. has been invaded by extraterrestrial insects which are eating the brains and taking control of people, including members of Congress and their staffers. Much of the internal comedy of the series was that, in the altered reality of Washington, D.C. politics, only a few people noticed. ...

[emphasis mine]

Prescient?



#38 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-05-08 08:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

RFK Jr. is also blaming Mercury poisoning for some of his cognitive issues. I'm not sure how he thinks that he could get elected. I mean, if he was a major candidate, the media, to saying nothing of his opponent(s), would have a field day with his admitted problems, let alone the ones imagined by the wackos out there. And so far, every time I've seen him on TV during a interview, he comes across as borderline mental. Granted, his manner of speaking doesn't help, and while that really shouldn't be held against him, you can't help but wonder if it isn't related to the brain issues that he's already disclosed. And then there's his history of drug use. Not sure that America is ready for someone with all of that luggage, irrespective of his family name.

OCU

#39 | Posted by OCUser at 2024-05-08 10:19 PM | Reply

His treatment of his wife proves how despicable he is. Hundreds of extramarital affairs using sex addiction as an excuse. Faking cognitive impairment to reduce his spousal support. She had mental health issue, but no doubt he drove her to suicide. The way he name drops his "Uncle Jack" at every opportunity is repulsive.

#40 | Posted by Miranda7 at 2024-05-09 01:21 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

His treatment of his wife proves how despicable he is. Hundreds of extramarital affairs using sex addiction as an excuse. Faking cognitive impairment to reduce his spousal support. She had mental health issue, but no doubt he drove her to suicide. The way he name drops his "Uncle Jack" at every opportunity is repulsive.
#40 | Posted by Miranda7

But what if it was the brain worm that made him do it?

"Zombies aren't real - or are they? Meet 5 parasites that use mind control - It's no Halloween movie: These parasites can hijack the brains of other creatures - and make them act in horrific ways." www.nationalgeographic.com

#41 | Posted by censored at 2024-05-09 07:59 AM | Reply

#39 Ocuser You do knw that all of his family have disavowed him and have told people not to vote for him, don't you? They have stated that he doesn't represent the Kennedy family and their vaues!

#42 | Posted by Ronnie68 at 2024-05-09 01:48 PM | Reply

You do knw that all of his family have disavowed him and have told people not to vote for him, don't you? They have stated that he doesn't represent the Kennedy family and their vaues!

#42 | Posted by Ronnie68

Yes, I know that, but that only reinforces the idea that he can't possibly win, despite what he might claim.

OCU

#43 | Posted by OCUser at 2024-05-09 02:16 PM | Reply

RFK Jr gave the worm a proper Catholic burial in this tiny coffin:

Tiny Worm Coffin

#44 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-05-10 12:41 PM | Reply

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