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Trump Plans Military Parade on his Birthday
The Trump administration is planning a June 14 military parade through the streets of Washington, D.C., to mark the president's 79th birthday. It will also mark the Army's 250th anniversary.
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President Trump is planning a showy (and likely expensive) military parade in D.C. to celebrate the U.S. Army's 250th birthday.[image or embed]" Washington City Paper (@wcp.bsky.social) April 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
President Trump is planning a showy (and likely expensive) military parade in D.C. to celebrate the U.S. Army's 250th birthday.[image or embed]
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Putin's bitch creates another colossal waste of taxpayer cash.
#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-07 03:00 PM | Reply
What a stroke of hideous luck the US Army and Dotard Trumpf share the same birthday-- the same US Army he avoided during Vietnam. And Trumpf wants to ruthlessly slash their manpower. Our Soldiers will happily parade from him. Yeah, right.
P.S. Caligula wanted to make Incitato, his horse, a Consul in the Roman Empire:
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-07 03:21 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Let's ignore the fact that this day just so happens to be the 250th "birthday" of the US army.
#3 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-04-07 04:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
Is DOGE going to investigate this wasteful spending?
#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-07 04:37 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Perhaps the Baby Trump Blimp will make a appearance.
Bondi can then ship it to a S American prison.
#5 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-07 04:38 PM | Reply
lol ... .patricide jeff thinks Epstein's BFF appreciates the suckers and losers.
#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-07 04:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
The Trump administration is planning a June 14 military parade through the streets of Washington, D.C.,
I recall Trump wanting this his first term.
Trump really knows how to waste money and Republicans love it!
#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-07 04:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Trump planning huge $100million US military parade on his BIRTHDAY www.the-sun.com
#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-07 04:43 PM | Reply
#3 | Posted by BellRinger
So why is it not just the Army in the Parade?
#9 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-04-07 04:45 PM | Reply
Many people are saying that Melania will be busy that day, but she will send a card, or an email, or something...
#10 | Posted by catdog at 2025-04-07 04:45 PM | Reply
It's the Army's 250th birthday that happens to fall on Trumps birthday. "Planning began last year." I'm sure they won't see the HUGE crowds the hands-off protests saw. Another BKSY scoop!
#11 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2025-04-07 04:46 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
HEY now!
Dictators in Russia, China, and North Korea get THEIR own military parades, so why shouldn't our new Dear Leader??
Here's the scoop, route, road damage... in less than 2 mins.
www.youtube.com
#12 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-07 04:47 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Plans are also to roll down battle tanks, massive military equipment, and aircraft and missiles - just as he first envisioned the parade during his first term.
How many cops would have died on J6 if the orange pedo used tanks during his insurrection?
#13 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-07 04:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Hopefully Trump will be driving the tank, Dukakis style.
#14 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-07 04:48 PM | Reply
Tanks are wildly appropriate for the scum, er, the man who tanked the US Economy and destroyed the Western Alliance for the Vlad he loves!
#15 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-07 04:52 PM | Reply
"Let's ignore the fact that this day just so happens to be the 250th "birthday" of the US army."
No, let's ignore the fact that it is Orange Hitler's birthday.
#16 | Posted by danni at 2025-04-07 05:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Only a real pompous ass would plan something like that for his own birthday.
#17 | Posted by danni at 2025-04-07 05:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 3
#16 Have someone explain this to you: "Planning began last year."
#18 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2025-04-07 05:18 PM | Reply
#17 Have someone explain this to you: "Planning began last year."
#19 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2025-04-07 05:19 PM | Reply
Did the DOGEbags approve the $100 million price tag for this Soviet-style crap?
#20 | Posted by anton at 2025-04-07 05:22 PM | Reply
- "Planning began last year."
Doesn't mean squat this year; of course the 250th Birthday would have a parade.
Trump planned the same kind of military parade for his birthday several years ago, though, which does infer that we would be having this parade whether it was their birthday or not... because it's still his Bday, and $100 million partying while the economy goes into recession is just SO Trump.
#21 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-07 05:24 PM | Reply
Thats government waste. Where's DOGE?
#22 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-04-07 05:26 PM | Reply
Trumpers think $100M taxpayer money is better spent on a parade than cancer research.
Tell the people why, GracieAmazed.
#23 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-07 05:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 3
#24 - #68 by LeetheAgent
#24 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-07 05:27 PM | Reply
#18 | Posted by gracieamazed
Planning by who, Operation 2025? Where was it to be held? What were circumstances? If it is "in its early stages" - did it REALLY begin last year?
#25 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2025-04-07 05:31 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
Where is DOGE on this wasteful spending?
#26 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2025-04-07 05:32 PM | Reply
Kim Jong-Trumpf: data.ibtimes.sg
#27 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-07 05:32 PM | Reply
#25 Maybe people should read the linked article before posting threads? You got a problem all of a sudden with unnamed sources?
#28 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2025-04-07 05:36 PM | Reply
#23 From the poster who called his stimulus checks 'free money'.
#29 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2025-04-07 05:42 PM | Reply
Possibly even more important Birthday Celebrations will be held all over America by Trumper Neo-Nazis on April 20, 2025.
Guess who's?
Which is also the day that Traitor Trump gets the Report, from Hegseth and Noam, that tells him whether or not he can declare a State of Emergency and use the Insurrection Act of 1807... to Suspend the Constitution.
Which is what Hitler did in Germany... and that book on Trump's nightstand for years wasn't Mien Kompf it was called My New Order, a collection of 1,000 Hitler speeches.
What a NICE thing to do for Hitler's Birthday!
#30 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-07 05:44 PM | Reply
You didn't get Trumps stimulus checks?
Oh, right, you don't have a job, so you didn't lose one, thanks to Trump's disastrous mis-management of the pandemic.
#31 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-07 05:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#23: Trumpers think $100M taxpayer money is better spent on a parade than cancer research.
The oligarchs can easily afford the Mayo Clinic. I guess the 49.8% of eligible voters that chose Trumpf on 5 Nov 2024 can also. Good for them.
#32 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-07 06:03 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
So why did he want one in 2017? What was that the anniversary of?
#33 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-04-07 06:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3
So if there was ever POTUS deserving of a parade it will not ever be a senile sleepy phoney daily lid on Joe Biden who was incompetent from his first day in office, and no one knows which perv exactly pulled his puppet strings.
#34 | Posted by Robson at 2025-04-07 06:19 PM | Reply
Well, he's spent 25% of his presidency playing golf, at great expense to the taxpayers, so why not have those tanks rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue, goose stepping and Nazi, I mean "My heart goes out to you," saluting Dear Leader?
We can afford such things because he's planning on robbing Social Security to give fElon another kickback.
#35 | Posted by chuffy at 2025-04-07 06:19 PM | Reply
Market after hours up. Never bet against Trump. It goes without saying always bet against low IQ Dems
#36 | Posted by Robson at 2025-04-07 06:22 PM | Reply
Maybe that one little, extra tater-tot will make that parade unnecessary.
#37 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-04-07 06:30 PM | Reply
- Never bet against Trump.
antichrist45.com
Not to mention....
"Trump Tells Americans to Stop Being 'Weak' and 'Stupid' amid Stock Market Crash That Unfolded During His 4-Day Golf Trip"
people.com
So, first time in history that NOT being in the Cult is weak and stupid, eh?
#38 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-07 07:25 PM | Reply
I'm a borderline Hall of Fame troll, Alexandrite. I easily elicit multiple responses with a single post. And it doesn't take any effort. #27 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-04-06 05:42 PM
#39 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-04-07 07:49 PM | Reply
#34 | Posted by Robson
When you can no longer deny that trump is a russian puppet, say the other side was a puppet.
How did you feel watching trump's inauguration, surrounded by the richest people in the world? How did you feel when he chose the richest cabinet in history? How do you feel watching your retirement get destroyed so that the rich can be richer?
Did you figure anything out yet?
#40 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-04-07 08:11 PM | Reply
#36 | Posted by Robson
Oh boy almost up to where we were a year ago!
This is the type of "good news" you emphasize while your cult leader burns down the economy for putin.
#41 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-04-07 08:13 PM | Reply
It's unfortunate morons like Robotson can't understand how Trump has been manipulating the stock market in order to personally benefit.
#42 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-07 08:42 PM | Reply
FTA "The official noted that the Army had planned to celebrate its 250th anniversary with a "robust capability increase in what you would see in previous years." Planning began last year and the event has since expanded, with the number of units participating now increased"
Never seen so many raetards in one place in all my life.
#43 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-04-07 09:33 PM | Reply
"Never seen so many raetards in one place in all my life."
Attend the parade. You'll form a critical mass of Trumper retards like yourself!
#44 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-07 09:36 PM | Reply
Is Putin's child-raping orange bitch going to invite his Russian masters to the parade?
#45 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-07 09:57 PM | Reply
They've put out a trailer for the upcoming parade
mubi.com
#46 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-04-07 10:04 PM | Reply
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