Sunday, June 15, 2025

Don's Parade Tanks

President Donald Trump finally got his North Korea-style military parade for his birthday Saturday ...

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So funny... there appeared to be more people IN the Parade than in the crowd.

I bet Lil Gen Donnie will be butthurt from this all week.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-15 10:58 AM

--------- and leftturd will be sadfaced puppies all day!

#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-15 11:02 AM

---- FAT DONNIE DUMBASS

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-06-15 11:07 AM

I'm celebrating Father's Day with my family Donner thanks! Hopefully your children still talk to you, take care!

#4 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-06-15 11:11 AM

Trump nodded off, Hegseth having withdrawal tremors, Rubio yawning his way through, Melania making it clear she'd rather be anywhere else in the world and Ivanka showed as much interest in her daddy's fascist cosplay party as the rest of America and skipped the event entirely. I assume she went incognito to one of the hundreds of No Kings protests that drew millions of participants across the country.
It was a truly pathetic display from Dictator Don on what should have been a day that was all about honoring freedom and Army history.

#5 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-06-15 11:12 AM

What Trump wanted vs what he got at yesterday's military parade:

bsky.app

#6 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2025-06-15 11:13 AM

#6

That's hilarious!

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-15 11:16 AM

Hopefully your children still talk to you, take care!

#4 | POSTED BY BLUEWAFFLES

Same wishes to you my brother!

It's a little early here in the land of Socialists and insurrection and rebellion and who believe in No Kings (since 1776) but i can smell the coffee brewing and hear rumors of breakfast in bed.

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-15 11:17 AM

We all know Trump well enough to know that he feels humiliated today and therefore enraged and wanting payback.

#9 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-15 11:21 AM

My dad's day was just made; my daughter called from West Palm Beach with news of her new job as a Professor there. (she's been busy saving the coral reefs and sponges in the Keys)

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-15 11:22 AM

I don't know if anyone noticed, but many of those soldiers were not actually walking in step, They were simply walking down the street. Given that they are trained to march when in formation, I'm wondering if this was some sort of insult directed towards Kansler und Fuhrer Trump.

#11 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-15 11:25 AM

#10 | Posted by Corky

My daughter is a Marine Biologist in Miami. I wonder if they know each other?

#12 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-15 11:26 AM

what a crock of BS lies.

and not just that it was a birthday thing for trump/but a flag day salute to the Army.

it was a success and if the internet pulse is right ratings will show it

do you people EVER stop lying.

#13 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-06-15 11:27 AM

#12

Wow, Zed, they may well do so. Mine is also a Marine Biologist; she's also been working for the State on the big Save the Everglades project proposals.

Small world.

#14 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-15 11:31 AM

#13 | Posted by shrimpveindan at 2025-06-15 11:27 AM

ROLTFLMAO!

#15 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-06-15 11:44 AM

(sic)do you people EVER stop lying.
#13 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Do you ever use proper punctuation and capitalization?

and on topic, troll heal thyself.

#16 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-06-15 11:44 AM

"I bet Lil Gen Donnie will be butthurt from this all week."

Those damned ingrates are gonna pay...just you wait and see!

#17 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-06-15 11:47 AM

it (parade) was a success

#13 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Sure. Right.

Overwhelming.

#18 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-15 11:55 AM

The music at the Parade was ok, even humorously ironic; one of the early songs playing was Fortunate Son.

#19 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-15 11:57 AM

@#13 ... not just that it was a birthday thing for trump/but a flag day salute to the Army. ...

From the cited article...

... What's more, preceding Trump at the lectern, Vice President JD Vance described Trump's coming remarks as "the main event" of the evening.

Despite Trump's attempts to hype the event, attendance appeared light -- there were considerably fewer people on the National Mall on Saturday than there would be for a typical Fourth of July celebration.

And attendance at Trump's parade was dwarfed by the millions who showed up at roughly 2,000 anti-Trump "No Kings" protests in cities and towns all over the country. ...

[emphasis mine]


#20 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-15 12:12 PM

"the event drew thousands of spectators despite the threat of rain "

--ellen mitchell
the hill

The hill has become infested with leftist lunatics and yet I still believe them more than 'you"

#21 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-06-15 12:13 PM

@#20

Also from the cited article ...

... Trump and his administration have claimed that the parade was actually to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the Army's founding by the Continental Congress in 1775, not Trump's 79th.

It's unclear whether the Navy and the Marine Corps, branches also founded in 1775, will similarly get $45 million parades this year.

Neither Trump nor the Pentagon has mentioned any such plans. ...


#22 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-15 12:13 PM

@#21

Also from that article...

thehill.com

...Most GOP lawmakers don't attend

While most members of Trump's Cabinet joined him on the riser for Saturday's parade, most Republican members of Congress were not in attendance.

Politico reported earlier in the week that only seven out of 50 GOP lawmakers the outlet surveyed said they planned to attend. Those who did attend included Trump allies like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-Texas). ...


#23 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-15 12:18 PM

@#21 ... The hill has become infested with leftist lunatics ...

The Hill -- Bias and Credibility
mediabiasfactcheck.com

... Overall, we rate The Hill Least Biased based on balanced editorial positions and news reporting that is low-biased. We also rate them Mostly Factual in reporting, rather than High, due to previous opinion columns promoting unproven claims. ...

The Hill also features other outside opinion contributors such as Newt Gingrich, among other prominent figures. The general overall tone of all op-eds is currently balanced after dominant right-leaning voice John Solomon left the paper in October 2019. ...



#24 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-15 12:22 PM

but many of those soldiers were not actually walking in step, They were simply walking down the street.

If you were ever in the military, you would know there are different marching cadences.

Given that they are trained to march when in formation, I'm wondering if this was some sort of insult directed towards Kansler und Fuhrer Trump.

Wow. I'm glad I dont live near any of you idiots. I cant imagine what life is like living near you. No one is throwing any "insult" from the military. What an ------- you are.

Since you are on the outside looking in the military, there are several marches. And also, since you obviously have never marched in formation, when the parade route is long, we do whats called "Route step", where they basically walk like you saw. Sometimes, closer to the stand to salute the commander, they move to more goose stepping you are salivating over.

What a jackass you are.

#25 | Posted by boaz at 2025-06-15 12:23 PM

More people didn't go than went.

Our military really isn't groomed for all that choreographed marchy marchy dance routine. No shade on them... It's just our military voluntary... not compulsory so we don't have a large pool of goose stepping primates... as part of our military propaganda machine.

Fine by me.

Personally... I think the Israeli bombing didn't go as well as Trumpanzee thought it would. He was betting on the Iron Dome holding up... and a slick performance... in DC... in June... instead of highly disciplined yet wilted military personnel... doing the best they could... in a sparse showing... so now he's sputtering... because the kabooki theater he set up... prenegotiation... fell apart... with protesters upstaging him.

I expect you can find him on some golf course somewhere to sort things out...

#26 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-06-15 12:26 PM

If you were ever in the military, you would know there are different marching cadences.

#25 | Posted by boaz a

They weren't in step. They just weren't. They weren't marching at all.

It's far from being rocket science.

#27 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-15 12:28 PM

"since you obviously have never marched in formation"

Pretty damned funny, actually.

#28 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-15 12:31 PM

Sometimes, closer to the stand to salute the commander, they move to more goose stepping you are salivating over.

#25 | Posted by boaz

Which, of course, they didn't do.

So, no salute to the commander.

An insult.

#29 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-15 12:33 PM

#25 | Posted by boaz

LOL!!!!!!

What a fuggin crybaby.

"What a jackass you are."

Right back atch'ya, clown-boy.

#30 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-06-15 12:38 PM

Giggles. Serves him right.

#31 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-06-15 12:44 PM

Yes, that march they were doing is called, 'the Wandering Shuffle', lmao.

#32 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-15 12:49 PM

I'm glad they didn't have to do painful, body-damaging marching styles to make this silly parade even more cringe.

The marching was fine. Of all the things to complain about.

#33 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-06-15 01:04 PM

The side by side comparison of Trump's birthday parade and the military parades North Korea has are hilarious.

The side by side comparison of Trump's birthday parade crowd size and the No Kings Protests are hilarious.

The close up shots of Trump trying to stay awake at his birthday parade are hilarious.

#34 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-06-15 01:08 PM

I think Trumpanzee was chill-pilled on z-bars.

#35 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-06-15 01:09 PM

Yes, that march they were doing is called, 'the Wandering Shuffle', lmao.

I love the one guy wandering down the street holding the drone over his head. Was he the artillery formation?

#36 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-06-15 01:17 PM

My favorite was the robot K9s... faceless hounds from ----!

They said how fast these bots could run, but I didn't catch it.

#37 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-15 01:34 PM

#25

The US military doesn't really do the "marching up and down the square" crap much any more. Mostly because time spent marching is wasted training time that could have been spent doing something useful.

So the orange menace got what he deserved.

#38 | Posted by DarkVader at 2025-06-15 01:41 PM

what a crock of BS lies.
and not just that it was a birthday thing for trump/but a flag day salute to the Army.
it was a success and if the internet pulse is right ratings will show it
do you people EVER stop lying.

#13 | Posted by shrimptacodan

BIGLY success!

I heard eleventy billion people showed up!

All those empty seats were fake news!

#BiglySad #TrumpSad

#39 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-06-15 01:47 PM

BIGLY success!
I heard eleventy billion people showed up!
All those empty seats were fake news!
#BiglySad #TrumpSad

Posted by Sycophant at 2025-06-15 01:47 PM | Reply

LMFAO yes I am so happy to hear that. Giggles

#40 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-06-15 01:48 PM

While WWIII is raging in the Middle East between warmongering Israel and Iran, photos of Dotard Trumpf, USSECSTATE Marco Rubella, and USSECDEF Pete Kegsbreath yawning and looking bored at the US Army parade are circulating on the worldwide web. Here, Melanoma Trumpf is 'resting her eyes': dxltb3n5j8l6j.cloudfront.net

#41 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-06-15 02:03 PM

They weren't in step. They just weren't. They weren't marching at all.

It's far from being rocket science.

#27 | POSTED BY ZED

Well no one has ever accused comrade Boazo of being a rocket scientist.
A lily white racist redneck pretending to be a black guy, yes.

#42 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-06-15 02:22 PM

"While WWIII is raging in the Middle East between warmongering Israel and Iran,"

Only a Mad King would post his Marines in downtown LA, California instead of Kiev, Ukraine where they might actually be useful.

#43 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-15 02:25 PM

Also if the Mad King says we are NOT involved that means we are definitely going to be or are already deeply involved.

#44 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-15 02:28 PM

Even melanoma was dozing off.

www.thedailybeast.com

#45 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-06-15 02:41 PM

I think the US is tired of wars... 100% war weary... especially the altruistic kinds... where we go to win the hearts and minds... make them see Jayzus Gawd and the Church of Capitalism... then the ladies can show some skin... buy some bewbidge... and a new nose...

All kidding aside... I think Israel picked the wrong time to pick a fight for the USA to finish.

----... we can't even bribe our aliens with a path to citizenship now...

#46 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-06-15 02:44 PM

I've seen more spectators at the annual Ninja parade.

#47 | Posted by Moder8 at 2025-06-15 03:05 PM

#43

He should have sent the Marines to DC to show the Army how to march. That was a clusterfck.

#48 | Posted by willowby at 2025-06-15 03:22 PM

A Look at Trump's Military Parade
Antichrist 45

www.youtube.com

#49 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-15 03:38 PM

Bo-ass is a ------- idiot.

#50 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-06-15 03:43 PM

Apparently Trump didn't follow the proper protocol for military parade routes in DC:

Erik Ledbetter
@bandoblue.bsky.social

Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/

The first mass parade, celebrating Union Victory in the Civil War, followed the Inaugural procession route outwards down Pennsylvania Ave. WW1 and WW2 victory parades followed the same route. 2/

Much more somber were the interment marches for the remains of Unknowns from WW1, 2, Korea and Vietnam. These began with the Unknown lying in state in the Capitol rotunda, moved down Constitution zace along the Mall, and over the Memorial Bridge to Arling Cemetary on the hill to the west. 3/

The Gulf War victory parade followed the mourning route, a break with tradition. But it still began symbolically at the seat of the People's branch of government and moved outward. Symbolically, this encodes many mutually reinforcing meetings. 4/

Among them: the military arises from the citizenry and serves the citizenry, that the citizens are thanking and welcoming the Army back to home and civic life (symbolically and often practically, these are demobilizing parades), 5/

And that (on the mourning route) we proceed from the people's thanks in their Hall past places of memory to places of eternal rest and thanks. 6/

But the symbolizing is always that having called on and drawn a military from the Citizenry, the nation is returning the servicememebers to the citizenry, or sending them to rest, with its thanks. 7/

The parade today by contrast moves west to east, outside to in. It starts at the Pentagon not Arlington National Cemetary. It follows the symbolic route of troops entering to quell or occupy the city, not leaving with love and thanks. 8/

And it ends at the White House not the Capitol. Symbolically it the route is troops called from the Barracks/General Staff to render obeisance to the King, while demonstrating how the King can call in troops to awe the cities. 9/

The symbolism is rich, robust, and deeply un-American.

We don't expect DonOLD and his know nothing adminstration to follow the protocol, but what about Army leaders who should know better?

Asha Rangappa
@asharangappa.bsky.social

There must be an office or someone at DoD who understands the symbolism and protocol of parade routes, so this has to be deliberate. The Secretary of the Army ought to be asked about this

bsky.app

#51 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2025-06-15 04:48 PM

#51: HQDA has a Protocol Office at the Pentagon and this is the US Army FM for Drill and Ceremony: www.presby.edu

#52 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-06-15 05:00 PM

"The marching was fine. Of all the things to complain about."

LOL, dude.

Folks were laughing...not complaining.

(and there was no "marching")

#53 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-06-15 05:33 PM

The orcs are ridiculing the orange rapist's pathetic parade.

bsky.app

#54 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-06-15 05:34 PM

Obligatory.

bsky.app

#55 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-06-15 05:48 PM

@#38 ... The US military doesn't really do the "marching up and down the square" crap much any more. Mostly because time spent marching is wasted training time that could have been spent doing something useful.

So the orange menace got what he deserved. ...

I agree.

The US Military should not waste its time in parading around in adulation of a President's birthday.

I also note the big smiles I saw on the faces of the soldiers in the tanks as the crowd saluted them. Well-deserved, imo.

But then again, I don't call the military "suckers and losers" as Pres Trump seems to view the military.

The few that gathered to salute the military looked to appreciate the military, and those who serve. That was excellent.

'Tis a shame that Pres Trump tried to turn his event into an adulation of him.




#56 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-15 07:06 PM

I have to imagine that all those close to Trump were feeling pretty embarrassed for him.

#57 | Posted by moder8 at 2025-06-15 07:31 PM

I have to imagine that all those close to Trump were feeling pretty embarrassed for him.

Posted by moder8 at 2025-06-15 07:31 PM | Reply

He looked very uncomfortable and unhappy. Made my evening look good.

#58 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-06-15 07:36 PM

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