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I refuse to watch Agent Orange take an oath to the Constitution that he will almost immediately attempt to break. Ya'll have a nice time though.
Trump 2.0 vs. the US Constitution, annotated
#1 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-01-20 11:59 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Don't remind me.
#2 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-01-20 12:01 PM | Reply
Oh, and Happy MLK Day!
#3 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-01-20 12:02 PM | Reply
And it's done, here we go!
#4 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-01-20 12:02 PM | Reply
It's not that Trump is great, it's that Democrats botched it...again.
#5 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-01-20 12:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
LMAO! Biden pardoned his entire crime family of "something" on his way out.
#6 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 12:05 PM | Reply
How bad will the demented orange pedo botch the next pandemic?
#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-01-20 12:06 PM | Reply
Biden out. Good riddance to bad trash.
#8 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-01-20 12:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
They all look like they're at a funeral. Did Trump put his hand on the Bible?
That's some weird shht.
#9 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-01-20 12:10 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
I don't claim Donald as my president. He has the power again, I didn't claim him last time; he's never fulfilled the role. My first impulse is to call up a Danish consulate and offer an apology to them from sane America.
I think that the Danes might offer condolences in return. They know what everynine is in for, of course. I got hurt during Donald's last corrupt little foray. So did many people I know, MAGA and otherwise.
We must look to one another for examples of character during trying times. Donald will never provide them. He is an Evil Orange Clown.
C
#10 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-20 12:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
It's nice to hear a President say "We will put America first"
#11 | Posted by boaz at 2025-01-20 12:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Didn't the 300 lb sack of dementia say he'd end the Russia/Ukraine war on day one?
#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-01-20 12:12 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Ah, Trumpers SO proud of the First Felon in Chief!
Wonder how many of them lost money this weekend in Trump's Rug Pull Crypto Scam?
#13 | Posted by Corky at 2025-01-20 12:13 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
They all look like they're at a funeral
9 | Posted by lee_the_agent
They are, and some of them are the Walking Dead.
They just hope it will be some other gutless toady.
#14 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-20 12:13 PM | Reply
Zed,
Rejoice! Our nightmare has ended!
And go ---- yourself!
Yay!!
#15 | Posted by boaz at 2025-01-20 12:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
Winning an election did not cure his dementia... other than that BaU in DC. zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
#16 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-01-20 12:14 PM | Reply
#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot
Yep. Often.
Anyone want to stay up late and see?
#17 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-20 12:14 PM | Reply
Pack your bags ---------, after the illegals you're next to go.
#18 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-01-20 12:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#15 | Posted by boaz
MAGA's motto yesterday, today, forever.
I'm pretty sure that you'll get ------ first.
#19 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-20 12:16 PM | Reply
Liberation Day!
#20 | Posted by boaz at 2025-01-20 12:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
#15 | Posted by boaz at 2025-01-20 12:13 PM | Reply | Flag PPPFFFTTTTT
Yeah that's what you said about going to war 20 years ago .... and we all know how that turned out.
ergo GFY
#21 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-01-20 12:18 PM | Reply
#18 | Posted by fortfisher
I predicted that you people would come out of the closet and say that.
Go ---- yourself.
You people are too cowardly for the fight you'd start.
#22 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-20 12:18 PM | Reply
What a disgrace. This is a dark day for America.
#23 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 12:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2
#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-01-20 12:12 PM | Reply | Flag:
No but NPR just gave him credit for the ceasefire in Gaza.
#24 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 12:21 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#23 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 12:20 PM | Reply | Flag
Were you going over Biden's 11th hour pardon list when you typed that that?
#25 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 12:22 PM | Reply
What? No dancing Swastikas?
#26 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2025-01-20 12:23 PM | Reply
Is dotard wearing his favorite diaper with the Putin stains?
#27 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-01-20 12:25 PM | Reply
Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 12:22 PM | Reply
Every president has done 11th hour pardon you traitor supporter you.
#28 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 12:26 PM | Reply
America just allowed a rapist to take the highest office in the land.
#29 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-01-20 12:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
#11 | Posted by boaz
Even nicer when they say they'll uphold the Constitution, and actually mean it.
Trump saying he puts America first is one more lie. Watch what he does and the results.
#30 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-01-20 12:26 PM | Reply
#28 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 12:26 PM | Reply | Flag:
For people who have never been charged with a crime? Your turn
#31 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 12:27 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Boaz loves being lied to.
It's what makes him an obedient Republican.
#32 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-20 12:28 PM | Reply
He's going to end censorship, I wonder if that will extend to the the Retort?
#33 | Posted by boaz at 2025-01-20 12:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
As for the Jan 6th committee, pardoned, BUT I hope Trump has it all investigated and make public for all to know their misdeeds [shenanigans]. Pardoned does not mean that their actions cannot be looked into....
REF all the pardons being handed out for so many who have not ben charged with any thing, makes one wonder what they have been up to that the administration needs to cover their tracks/hides their misdeeds.
#34 | Posted by MSgt at 2025-01-20 12:28 PM | Reply
Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 12:27 PM | Reply
Ford to Nixon you bozo.
#35 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 12:31 PM | Reply
Trump has announced it is the official policy of the United States Government that there are only two genders Male and Female
#36 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-01-20 12:33 PM | Reply
Posted by boaz at 2025-01-20 12:28 PM | Reply
Trump loves censorship if it hurts his feelings. He started the TikTok ban talk for crying out loud.
#37 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 12:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#33
Nope. All companies are little monarchies. King RCade can still throw offenders in the DR dungeon at a whim.
#38 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-01-20 12:37 PM | Reply
#35 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 12:31 PM | Reply | Flag:
LMAO That's the hill you want to die on?
#39 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 12:39 PM | Reply
"Trump is going to end censorship" is the funniest claim I've read.
You idiots really are gullible morons.
#40 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-20 12:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
"Nothing we cannot do and no dream we cannot achieve."
Sounds like a Democrat talking to graduates of Howard University.
#41 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-01-20 12:39 PM | Reply
#29 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS AT 2025-01-20 12:26 PM | FLAG: | FUNNY: 1
Clinton can't run again
#42 | Posted by fishpaw at 2025-01-20 12:45 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
Fishpud has amnesia again.
www.washingtonpost.com
#43 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-01-20 12:46 PM | Reply
WTF was Trump saluting during the national anthem for?
#44 | Posted by YAV at 2025-01-20 12:59 PM | Reply
Band plays "Stars and Stripes" while everyone files out. As if it's the America it always was and always will be.
#45 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-01-20 01:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
So American worldwide domination, expansion of empire and territory, renaming the Gulf of Mexico, and one assumes owning Mars ...
What a fccking party of insane crap.
#46 | Posted by YAV at 2025-01-20 01:01 PM | Reply
"Trump is going to end censorship"
The man is suing a pollster for an incorrect poll
#47 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-01-20 01:02 PM | Reply
You have to understand these morons think censorship is anyone disagreeing with them.
#48 | Posted by YAV at 2025-01-20 01:03 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
The media is actively bending the knee to the incoming dictator The incoming dictator is talking about seizing land from other countries through military action. The incoming dictator's top priority is attacking immigrants and painting them as subhuman The largest corporations are bending the knee to the incoming dictator The incoming dictator is talking about cutting taxes for the wealthy and destroying the social safety programs The incoming dictator is subjugating the other 2 branches of government centralizing power in his own hands The incoming dictator is appointing grossly inept lackies in key government positions The incoming dictator is promising to go after his perceived enemies with made up charges The incoming dictator is perceived as infallible by his followers The incoming dictator's power is based on lies, myth and anger The incoming dictator constantly focuses on an alleged decline in our nation. The incoming dictator espouses White Replacement Theory The incoming dictator wants to cleanse the nation of the invading hordes The incoming dictator identifies perceived "enemies of the state" to unify his followers The rampant sexism throughout magat world The incoming dictator has spent years undermining the truth The incoming dictator fosters a perception that our country is under attack Religion and government are becoming intertwined Corporate power is protected and labor suppressed There is a disdain for intellectuals in magat world Rampant cronyism is exploding The incoming dictator is pursuing lawsuits against journalists he doesn't like
#49 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-01-20 01:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
New Green deal and EV mandate is out!
#50 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 01:06 PM | Reply
#8 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-01-20 12:07 PM | Reply
Biden isn't a traitor to his country like the one who you voted for Jeff. Just sayin
#51 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 01:08 PM | Reply
I hope you show up at my door personally. I've got a surprise for you.
#52 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-01-20 01:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
The best part of Trump's speech was when he thanked Elon for rigging the voting machines in Pennsylvania.
The problem is, democrats are so resolute about election integrity that they'll never question the results or ask for a recount.
Their pride prohibits them.
#53 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-20 01:10 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#11 | Posted by boaz at 2025-01-20 12:11 PM | Reply |
You don't put America first when you incite an insurrection to overthrow the Constitution and the rule of law. You MAGA Trumpers slay me. You really do.
#54 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-20 01:16 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Gladly missed seeing this charade... Trump swearing on a bible is nothing new, he does it in Court, then proceeds to lie his ass off anyway.
#55 | Posted by Corky at 2025-01-20 01:16 PM | Reply
Boaz is just doing his best to troll.
He doesn't believe what he's posting.
#56 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-20 01:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
www.huffpost.com
"What have you got to lose, folks?"
Now you know.
#57 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 01:21 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Trump Preparing Executive Order To Declare There Are Only 2 Not Changeable' Sexes
#58 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 01:23 PM | Reply
#53 Uhhh screams of rigged election in 2016???
#59 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-01-20 01:25 PM | Reply
Here's a clip of Trump saying the 2024 election was rigged.
www.c-span.org
I don't even know what to say.
#60 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 01:27 PM | Reply
screams of rigged election in 2016??? #59 | POSTED BY BLUEWAFFLES
You saying the Democratic Party demanded recounts in states?
Perhaps I missed it.
Please link to the states that held recounts in 2016.
#61 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-20 01:29 PM | Reply
Come on Clownshack, give me a tough one ...
townhall.com
#62 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-01-20 01:52 PM | Reply
ack your bags ---------, after the illegals you're next to go.
#52 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-01-20 01:08 PM | Rep
The last time you had a surprise for me it was your wife, is this time your daughter?
#63 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-01-20 01:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
WOW. He couldn't even wait to be sworn ion before publicly grifting his new digital Ponzi scheme. Amazing.
Oh, and no hand on the Bible when taking the oath. I guess the promise to uphold the Constitution doesn't count for ----------.
#64 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-01-20 01:56 PM | Reply
just released is a pardon.....of James Biden...
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
told you --- what that means....
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#65 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-01-20 01:58 PM | Reply
They all look like they're at a funeral. Did Trump put his hand on the Bible? That's some weird shht. #9 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-01-20 12:10 PM
They are, it's America's funeral.
#66 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-01-20 01:59 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
- his hand on the Bible?
"Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"
They should have substituted something by Adolph Schickelgruber.
#67 | Posted by Corky at 2025-01-20 02:06 PM | Reply
Wow. If Townhall(!) printed an opinion piece with an assertion, it must be true, right BW?
Because that entire article would have put the Enquirer to shame. Not a single sourced fact in there anywhere.
This would be the equivalent of me linking to a MSNBC screed as "proof."
#68 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-01-20 02:07 PM | Reply
Hold on to your butts
#69 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-01-20 02:08 PM | Reply
#62
Did you read what you posted? It was a discussion between Hillary and Obama about Jill Stein's plan to hold recounts.
I looked into 2016 election recounts, they were spearheaded by Jill Stein and received support from the Democratic Party.
If this desperate whataboutism is the best you got, which is obviously is, then you've got nothing.
#70 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-20 02:12 PM | Reply
Did Trump put his hand on the Bible?
No, he didn't.
Trump didn't touch the bibles
#71 | Posted by qcp at 2025-01-20 02:13 PM | Reply
Oh E1G1 ... . Here's a preferred source since you're acting like a little bitch.
www.cnn.com
#72 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-01-20 02:13 PM | Reply
#11 | POSTED BY BOAZ
Its amazing how proud you are of being a childish simpleton.
#73 | Posted by jpw at 2025-01-20 02:14 PM | Reply
Did Trump put his hand on the Bible? #9 | POSTED BY LEE_THE_AGENT
It's being reported that he did not.
#74 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-20 02:15 PM | Reply
#18 | POSTED BY FORTFISHER
Other than you being an anti-American piece of s^%*, does this actually mean something?
#75 | Posted by jpw at 2025-01-20 02:17 PM | Reply
#63 | Posted by fortfisher
I lost one of my daughters about 3 years ago. If you're the one that shows up when liberals are "next", I guarantee that you'll never care about anybody's wife or daughter again, you POS.
#76 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-01-20 02:21 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Fortisfisher is here to make Lfthandturds seem like an elder statesman.
#77 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 02:22 PM | Reply
#73 | Posted by jpw a
I'd like to put this in a time capsule and when someone asked how dems lost the 2024 election I can
just show them this and tell them that millions of leftist ------- felt like this......and fortunately
there were enough people to vote the democrat freak show back into their holes.
--BIDEN PARDONS BROTHER !!........nice of ole Joe to openly admit he's a --- crook....
#78 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-01-20 02:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#76 | Posted by Whatsleft a
I once lost my keys so I Know what it's like. But I didn't whine about three years later.. -----
#79 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-01-20 02:26 PM | Reply
I once lost my keys
They let waterheads drive in your state?
I'm so proud of you!
#80 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 02:28 PM | Reply
Here's what the media said about preemptive pardons last time Trump was in office.
x.com
#81 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-01-20 02:28 PM | Reply
Putin lost a load in the-------------'s --------.
#82 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-01-20 02:28 PM | Reply
#78 | Posted by shrimptacodan
What is this moron babbling about?
Oh wait, he's even more of a moronic simpleton.
#83 | Posted by jpw at 2025-01-20 02:29 PM | Reply
#79 | Posted by fortfisher
Remember folks, Trumpers aren't garbage people at all. Nope. Upstanding, good, decent Chreestians who were so wrongly maligned when called garbage.
#84 | Posted by jpw at 2025-01-20 02:31 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Fortishfisher sits to pee because he can't see slim and the twins over his front butt.
#85 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 02:32 PM | Reply
Mark Zuckerberg checkin out Mrs. Bezos's rack was the highlight photo of this inauguration.
#86 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-01-20 02:33 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
-BIDEN PARDONS BROTHER !!........nice of ole Joe to openly admit he's a --- crook....
#7 8 | Posted by shrimptacodan a
and soon after...
--Rachel Vindman, the wife of Alexander Vindman, posted on social media on Monday morning that "[n]o pardons were offered or discussed" by the outgoing administration of President Joe Biden.
OOOUUU>...someone's gonna sing like a bird....OR since its dems on the hook....he
could get "suicided"....
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#87 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-01-20 02:33 PM | Reply
#83 Just think of all the cattle truck driver filled with illegals stopping at your ---------. Money, money
#88 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-01-20 02:33 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Fortisfisher lives on his mothers SS check. He does empty her commode though.
#89 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 02:34 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
The demented sack of---------- is going to pardon the ------------ cop killers who defiled DC on his orders.
www.rawstory.com
#90 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-01-20 02:35 PM | Reply
#85 | Posted by Alexandrite
keep thoughts of my dick out of your ------ brain.
#91 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-01-20 02:37 PM | Reply
it was a small thought.
Very tiny.
#92 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 02:37 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
John LLkarl is depressed that the inauguration was peaceful and orderly.
#93 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2025-01-20 02:38 PM | Reply
#83 | Posted by jpw
AAAAAH HAHAHHAHAA you dope.
you know exactly what I"m talking about....you're too much of a coward to admit it.
OR just to talk about it....
another conspiracy theory proven to be FACT !!!
just like all the others.....
BWAAA>...damn I'm getting tired from laughing at you leftist losers....
#94 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-01-20 02:38 PM | Reply
Fortfisher is absolute dogs&*^. The kind of person who improves the world the most when they leave it.
#95 | Posted by jpw at 2025-01-20 02:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
America is the greatest country in the world.
The transfer of power is incredible.
#96 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-01-20 02:58 PM | Reply
it was a small thought. Very tiny. #92 | Posted by Alexandrite
So his dick is in your brain.
Fascinating.
#97 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-01-20 02:59 PM | Reply
It's so small, it only exists in the world of imagination.
#98 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-20 03:00 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Enjoy the incoming authoritarian oligarchy.
#99 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2025-01-20 03:03 PM | Reply
#96 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-01-20 02:58 PM | Reply | Flag
Democrats didn't storm the capitol when they lost. Because they are adults.
#100 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 03:11 PM | Reply
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
#101 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-01-20 03:13 PM | Reply
Trump only believes in the process when he wins.
Because he and his voters are children.
#102 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-01-20 03:13 PM | Reply
Just gonna leave this here. Elon At the Capital Arena
#103 | Posted by qcp at 2025-01-20 03:15 PM | Reply
#94 | Posted by shrimptacodan
Why did trump choose russian asset paul manafort as his campaign manager?
#104 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-01-20 03:22 PM | Reply
Libs right now
m.youtube.com
#105 | Posted by THEBULL at 2025-01-20 03:34 PM | Reply
How pathetic does one have to be to let their lives be controlled by whether nor not another random stranger boxed into neat caricatures is miserable?
#106 | Posted by jpw at 2025-01-20 03:41 PM | Reply
In his defense, were the Antichrist to touch the Bible, well....
www.youtube.com
#107 | Posted by Corky at 2025-01-20 03:43 PM | Reply
www.nbcchicago.com
This is the type of self-aggrandizing petty bulls*&^ you f*&^sticks voted for.
#108 | Posted by jpw at 2025-01-20 03:44 PM | Reply
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