In the fetid swamps where MAGAdreams are born and from which they emerge as nightmares into the world of normals - only to be discarded as artifacts of a comic book "ideology" - one hears the phrase "Taco Bell ... Montezuma's Revenge." Those words arrive at one's ears as a whimper, a single MAGAt cowering out there, somewhere in the dark wetlands, out behind the fog.

Silence.

Then, as with the frogs, the words are picked up as another MAGAt replies: "Taco Bell ... Montezuma's Revenge ... Taco Bell ... Montezuma's Revenge ... "Soon, the swamp is ablaze with a roar: "TACO BELL ... MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ... TACO BELL ... MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE!!!"

There's more, the story goes on of course but now maybe you'll have a better idea of how one might go about answering the question: "How did Trump get the US into a war with Mexico that ended up with him surrendering by signing that MoU at the repatriated Alamo, huh?"