80th birthday wishes for the morbidly obese draft-dodging geriatric racist grifting senile pedophile who bankrupted America.

"Top Dummkopf Trumpf junta apparatchiks believe New York Times reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their forthcoming book, "Regime Change."

Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. Independent recording devices in the Situation Room are forbidden.

"We're afraid some of our most sensitive conversations were being recorded," whined a Trumpf lickspittle. "And we have no idea which ones."

Verbatim accounts of several Situation Room meetings were included in excerpts about the failed and costly Iran war being fought by US forces on behalf of Israel and the Epstein files that The Times posted ahead of the book's 23 June publication. The authors conducted more than 1,000 interviews for "Regime Change," which covers Trumpf's failed second term."

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There is no "reforming" or "fixing" ICE and DHS other than completely dismantling these sinister organs of the police state meant to track Americans and permanent residents without warrant and to deport undesirables without seeing an Immigration Judge (IJ), AKA "due process."

AIPAC and status quo politicians want the USG to have the power to monitor dissidents and expel pro-Palestinian foreigners or other vulnerable people of color.

True progressives like popular and effective NYC Mayor Zorhan Mamdani (D) know this.

And many Afghans who fought alongside USSOF and conventional forces in Pashtunistan settled in Islamophobic Texas where they have been mercilessly persecuted under the sinister Trumpf junta and the vile Abbott regime.

Recently one such Afghan who fought with USSOF was murdered over a parking spot and the DA declined to prosecute the shooter.

Hmph.

I wonder how uber-Christian James Talarico (D) will respond to these insinuations of Democrats wanting to magically implement Sharia Law across the vast "land of the free and the home of the brave?"

Global climate and ocean patterns of Spaceship Earth have become irreversibly topsy-turvy.

Since energy cannot be "destroyed," but either "transferred" or "transmitted," perhaps this is why on the other side of the world the Pacific Ocean is much warmer, portending a future problem for the US, Central, and South American west coasts.

"Hey, Bibi! How many of them stoopid Mohamedans have y'all killed in Gaza since 7 Oct 2023?"

"Well, evil Professor X, as of today the IDF has finally liquidated: 73,000 Muslims. This is perfect if you have OCD about even numbers. Why do you ask?"

"Well Bibi, any time y'all need help with them hijab-wearing sand n***ers, I can send you a posse of Texas Rangers, free of charge. Texas is mighty good at killin'. Yee-haw!"

"Todah rabah, prishmishkin!"

The Russians bark "Pa-showl" when they want someone to immediately go away ("Begone!").

Keystone State Democrats to Human Hippo John Fetterman (D-Israel): "Pashol!"

"Groypers" are the non-MIGA fascists of the American right-wing and therefore a nemesis of AIPAC.

James Fishback (R) may be of Armenian descent and therefore understands genocide, like what happened to his people in 1915 at the hands of the Ottoman Empire.

Sad times for Amerikkka when a racist neo-Nazi-- a "Groyper"-- takes up the cause against sinister AIPAC, the aiders and abettors of vicious ethnic cleansing in Israel, a nefarious organization that is helping to bankrupt the US economically and morally and influencing American elections in every nook and cranny of our country with billions of dollars (AKA "foreign influence").

If alive today, this infamous pipe-smoking iconoclast from the 1960s below would be supporting MTG, Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes, James Fishback, and the "Groypers" against the Gaza genocide that is being committed by the US funded and equipped Israeli Death Forces (IDF).

Remarkable, absolutely remarkable.

Todah rabah!