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Wednesday, July 08, 2026

A New York federal judge on Wednesday ordered that E. Jean Carroll be paid $5 million plus interest for damages from a jury verdict that held President Donald Trump civilly liable for sexually abusing and defaming the writer.

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BREAKING: Molly Crane Newman reports that Judge Kaplan has ORDERED the release of the $5m plus interest to E Jean Carroll.

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-- Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) 1:24 PM · Jul 8, 2026

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$5 million is a pittance compared to what pedo 47 fleeced from MAGA dumfux.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-07-08 04:31 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

With all the billions and billions Dummkopf Trumpf has, as pointed out above, "$5 million is a pittance."

This donkey should just pay off E. Jean Carroll and move on.

For a schmuck who thinks life is a TV show all about ratings, Trumpf is stepping over dollars to reach for pennies in bad publicity.

The USDJ should just order the US Marshals to Trumpf's bank (Assets Forfeiture) and be done with this.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-08 05:21 PM | Reply

More from the cited article ...

... Shortly after Kaplan ordered the release of the funds to Carroll from Manhattan District Court, Trump's attorneys filed an appeal of the decision with the 2nd Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals.

They later requested that the appeals court stay Kaplan's order.

A spokesman for Trump's legal team, in a statement on the order, said, "The American People stand with President Trump as they demand an immediate end to all of the Witch Hunts, including the Democrat-funded travesty of the Carroll Hoaxes. President Trump will keep winning against Liberal Lawfare, as he continues to focus on his mission to Make America Great Again." ...


#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-08 07:53 PM | Reply

Cor,

I agree.

He should pay her off and never speak of her again.

Let her fade into the background, if she'll actually go.

#4 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 06:10 AM | Reply

Why should she "fade into the background"?
Oh, right, to resume her proper place as one of them most modest of wimmunfolk.
Carroll has made a successful career and a communicator, living as a writer, journalist, columnist and she needs to clam up?
Boolsheet.
Did Banquo's ghost shut up? How about Trump hang hos his in shame and shuffling off to the Palm Beach care home ?
"Fade away?" You ain't seen nuttin yet, MAGAt.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 06:24 AM | Reply

Doc,

"proper place"?

She won her money. Should she come back every few years for more?

Unless there is a reason for another lawsuit which if Trump is smart there won't be, she has no business stalking him.

Even she has to obey laws.

#6 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 06:35 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Doc,

If she insists on talking about him, she might even open herself up for a lawsuit.

I suspect he has much deeper pockets than she does.

She should enjoy her windfall, go away and find some peace.

#7 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 06:42 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Bill -
She's a writer, a communicator, she was sexually abused by Trunp, trashed, and there is small reason to think she will just take the check and walk away,

The bum who became president needs calling out.

Constantly.

It's up to her, but she really gets under his skin so ...

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 06:47 AM | Reply

"She won her money."

You mean, like, wages for Trump sexually abusing her? Seriously?

This may shock you down to your socks, Bill, but my guess is bringing the case really wasn't about the money.

#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 06:50 AM | Reply

Doc,

You have a twisted sense of reality and her limitations as a writer.

In the wacky world of blogs, sometimes people sound like mental cases.

Again...if she isn't a mental case herself, she should give up the limelight and go enjoy her money.

At some point, most "normal" people will see she's a "nut job" and "mentally sick," just like Trump said in a deposition.

Frankly, the TDS exhibited by some liberals makes them look like nut jobs themselves.

#10 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 07:15 AM | Reply

Doc,

"Bill, but my guess is bringing the case really wasn't about the money."

Oh please....it's always about the money.

You REALLY do live in a fantasy world.

#11 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 07:17 AM | Reply

"Oh please....it's always about the money."

Well, there's your problem, Bill: you're thinking like a MAGAt.

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 07:20 AM | Reply

Doc,

And you're not thinking at all.

#13 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 07:22 AM | Reply

That's it? Lol.

#14 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 07:56 AM | Reply

Every once in a while Trump's horrendous karma, daddy issues, stupidity, and arrogance catch up with him.

Thank you, Ms. Carroll, for going through this to hold the creature to some account.

It's more than the entire Republican Party has been able to find the cojones to accomplish. But it must be tough, eunuchs searching for cojones. Some in the old Chinese imperial court kept theirs in boxes. Check out the Donald Trump Signature Collection on eBay.

#15 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 08:03 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Frankly, the TDS exhibited by some liberals makes them look like nut jobs themselves.

#10 | Posted by BillJohnson

Yeak, sure, BILL.

If Trump were your next door neighbor you'd just be as annoyed as the rest of us.

There's something in you that makes you bend, and bend over, to what you see as power. To crass authority.

Concepts of character and competence are foreign to you. You actively resist them.

#16 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 08:25 AM | Reply

At some point, most "normal" people will see she's (Jean)is a "nut job" and "mentally sick,"

#10 | Posted by BillJohnson

At some point "normal" people will see that Trump is a thief, a liar, and a sexual deviant.

Jump on the "normal" train, BILL. If you can.

#17 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 08:29 AM | Reply

Posted by BillJohnson

There was probably something called "Herod Derangement Syndrome".

Think about it.

#18 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 08:35 AM | Reply

Zed,

How about Jesus Derangement Syndrome?

Some people were so threatened by the truth, they wanted Jesus silenced and killed.

#19 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 10:25 AM | Reply

Zed,

What Trump has awakened will not end with his presidency.

#20 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 10:27 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

She should enjoy her windfall, go away and find some peace.
#7 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

You know. I was thinking that very same thing about old Trumpy.

But I don't see that ever really happening either.

I do know that if he had harassed me and lied about me from the presidential "bully pulpit" and if I won a Supreme Court case against him I'd be writing a book doing a documentary and doing speeches and books tours and speaking out against the most corrupt president in our nations 250 year history.

I'd dedicate my life to destroying the man who tried to destroy me.

Isn't that how it works now fake plastic Christian?

#21 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-09 10:29 AM | Reply

What Trump has awakened will not end with his presidency.

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 10:27 AM | Reply

How much was your soul worth when you sold it to Trump inc?? Just curious

#22 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-07-09 10:31 AM | Reply

Some people were so threatened by the truth, they wanted Jesus silenced and killed.

#19 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

America is not being threatened by the truth.

Trumpy has never even been acquainted with the truth.

Trumpy would not know the truth if it bit him in the arse.

And clearly YOU can't handle the truth.

#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-09 10:32 AM | Reply

"Some people were so threatened by the truth, they wanted Jesus silenced and killed."

I realize this absurdity was written in an exchange between 2 absurd posters but good grief.

#24 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-09 10:37 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Donner,

"But I don't see that ever really happening either."

Do you see what is going on around the world right now?

Trump is not Jean Carroll. He is involved in national and world events. Telling him to "take his money and go away" is not remotely the same thing.

What is it like to live in a vacuum?

#25 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 10:37 AM | Reply

Eb,

That is some highfalutin self-importance.

#26 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 10:41 AM | Reply

Trump is not Jean Carroll.

25 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Well. he doesn't have a vagina someone can stuff his fingers into.

#27 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 11:07 AM | Reply

He (Trump) is involved in national and world events.

#25 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Like a roach in your potatoes is involved with your dinner.

#28 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 11:08 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

What is it like to live in a vacuum?

#25 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Sucks, really.

#29 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 11:08 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

What Trump has awakened will not end with his presidency.

#20 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

We've had debauchery on this planet forever, BILL. We've had avarice and sadism forever.

Your movement is nothing new. The Jesus you worship fought against it.

You'd kill Him for telling the truth, too.

#30 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 11:11 AM | Reply

Some people were so threatened by the truth, they wanted Jesus silenced and killed.

#19 | Posted by BillJohnson

You're beyond ridiculous.

And yet Trumpers bristle at being called cultists.

#31 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-09 11:17 AM | Reply

What Trump has awakened will not end with his presidency.

#20 | Posted by BillJohnson

LOL Trump didn't "awaken" anything, dips*&^.

He took advantage of our society's bottom of the barrel's weak minded stupidity and gullibility, who were primed by years of Faux News, Rush Limbaugh ect telling them over and over and over that they're the backbone of America blah blah blah.

In other words, you've been teed up and now you're getting knocked around by people who don't give a flying f*&^ about you beyond voting for them so they can rob you blind and leave you standing in the ashes of their destruction.

Because you're stupid and predictably gullible.

There's nothing mysterious, ominous or noble about what was "awaken."

#32 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-09 11:20 AM | Reply

She should enjoy her windfall, go away and find some peace.

#7 | Posted by BillJohnson

"Windfall"

Look at these pieces of s*&^ supporting a serial sexual predator.

F*&^ you, bill, you pedo protecting sick f*&^.

#33 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-09 11:23 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Bill's masters should give him a map so he knows enough how to keep up with the regime's ever shifting inanities and insanities. Recently, The Atlantic ran a piece about the 14 steps of your typical Trump fiasco. Boiled down they are dead on:

1. Devise unnecessary spectacle.
2. Disregard expertise.
3. Bypass normal procedures.
4. Declare victory too early (bonus if done by AI-slop post).
5. Spend way more than estimated.
6. Ignore the haters.
7. Realize it is not going well.
8. Bypass normal procedures once again.
9. Allege conspiracy and sabotage.
10. Redeclare victory.
11. More blaming.
12. Losing interest.
13. Pretend it never happened.

#34 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 11:25 AM | Reply

Telling him to "take his money and go away" is not remotely the same thing.

Trumpy is not The President anymore in just over two years. He is already a Lame Duck. He will soon be just a Citizen. Like me. Will he be able to retire in peace? Not likely. His immunity will vr all gone. Well most of it anyway.

What do you think Trumpy's retirement will look like?

Can you imagine it?

I guarantee he won't take his money (that he stole) from America and just go away. No no no. Not Trumpy.

Also I think America might want some of it back.

Regardless old Trumpy will be fighting to stay out of prison the rest of his miserable life. How fun for him!

#35 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-09 11:27 AM | Reply

Also I think America might want some of it (Trump's loot) back.

#35 | POSTED BY DONNERBOY

I know that I do.

No reason to encourage criminal behavior by letting him getting away with it.

BILL no doubt agrees.

#36 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 11:29 AM | Reply

When I look at this case from start to finish, and how things were handled, I DGAF if this woman ever gets a dime.

#37 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-07-09 11:30 AM | Reply

When I look at this case from start to finish ... ..
#37 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRD

People who actually did look at this case "from start to finish" decided, after due deliberation, to kick the living crap out of Trump. Who is now, as a result, an adjudicated sexual abuser.

#38 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 11:38 AM | Reply

People who actually did look at this case "from start to finish" decided

#38 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 11:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Allow me to finish that for you:

"to make a political witch hunt out of the case because they wanted to keep someone from being re-elected as President."

And it didn't work.

#39 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-07-09 11:49 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

When I look at this case from start to finish, and how things were handled, I DGAF if this woman ever gets a dime.

#37 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Of course, you don't, pedo.

#40 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-09 11:55 AM | Reply

Of course, you don't, pedo.

#40 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-09 11:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

"pedo" It's all the democrats have to run on these days, that and free ----...

#41 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-07-09 11:57 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"to make a political witch hunt out of the case because they wanted to keep someone from being re-elected as President."

Poor widdle Donald just got caught and punished for once in his miserable life.

#42 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 11:59 AM | Reply

"pedo" It's all the democrats have to run on these days

#41 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

"Pedo" was something you people were calling others for YEARS.

YEARS.

But it stopped being an insult once it became credible Trump is one.

#43 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 12:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

People who actually did look at this case "from start to finish" decided
#38 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 11:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Allow me to finish that for you ... .
#39 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Perhaps you have a learning disability or you're just a typical lazy MAGAt, don't know or care. But it had been finished, which you would have known had you read or been able to read on:

People who actually did look at this case "from start to finish" decided, after due deliberation, to kick the living crap out of Trump. Who is now, as a result, an adjudicated sexual abuser.

Happy to clarify for you anytime.

#44 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 12:05 PM | Reply

Trump was found to be a sexual abuser because he attacked E. Jean Carroll and penetrated her with his fingers.

I don't know why MAGAts have a problem, with this, given the bum's other behaviors. But, then again, she's a woman. And MAGAts have yuge mommy issues.

#45 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 12:08 PM | Reply

"pedo" It's all the democrats have to run on these days, that and free ----...

#41 | Posted by lfthndthrds

LOL what an idiot.

While Trump is pushing "Freedom Fuel" gas stations undercutting other businesses by selling government subsidized fuel after he ran on calling everyone a pedo for years, you say this with a straight face.

What. An. Idiot.

#46 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-09 12:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"to make a political witch hunt out of the case because they wanted to keep someone from being re-elected as President."

And it didn't work.

#39 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Look at this piece of s*&^ pedo protector.

What a scumbag.

#47 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-09 12:18 PM | Reply

When's your housing project bungalow going to be ready for you in Belarus?

I can't imagine what you put down on your visa as skills and education.

#48 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-07-09 12:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

How does yours read?

#49 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 12:22 PM | Reply

"Carroll has a long and grim history with the president. After the 2023 civil case, Trump tried and failed to sue Carroll for defamation. Kaplan later ruled that Trump had continued to defame the advice columnist by denying the rape on the basis that she wasn't his "type," and by accusing her of making up the sexual assault allegations against him for the benefit of her book. A jury awarded Carroll $83.3 million in that case, though Carroll has not yet seen any proceeds from that decision, either."
Trump Suffers Third E. Jean Carroll Loss in 24 Hours
First the Supreme Court, then a judge, and now this.
newrepublic.com

#50 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 12:31 PM | Reply

How does yours read?

#49 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 12:22 PM | Reply | Flag

It doesn't say anything about being able to suck-start a Harley Davidson.

#51 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-07-09 12:47 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

And yet, there you are! Is this a great country or what!?!

#52 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 12:48 PM | Reply

"to make a political witch hunt out of the case because they wanted to keep someone from being re-elected as President."

And it didn't work.

#39 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Guy who brags about grabbing ------- is prosecuted for grabbing a -----.

You: "witch hunt!!!"

#53 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-07-09 01:14 PM | Reply

How many times Trump grab you?

#54 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-07-09 01:21 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Sorry, NDA

#55 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 01:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Speak,

Many years ago, when her story had just started making the tabloids, and before any lawsuit had been filed, I read her account.

Even then, there were aspects of her story that smelled fishy to me.

Then, over time, the story seemed to evolve from the original details to something that reeked of a hit job.

#56 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 03:44 PM | Reply

Speak,

I do believe Trump would be capable of such actions because he does seem to get his fingers into just about anythibg.

#57 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 03:51 PM | Reply

Back to back posts contradicting yourself.

"seems like trump would do it but i don't beleive her"

#58 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-07-09 04:23 PM | Reply

Frankly, the TDS exhibited by some liberals makes them look like nut jobs themselves.
#10 | Posted by BillJohnson

Jesus Butt Loving Christ, you cultists are such -- ck ing suckers!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

#59 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2026-07-09 04:25 PM | Reply

What Trump has awakened will not end with his presidency.
#20 | Posted by BillJohnson

Which is exactly what a cultist would say. You have ZERO self-awareness.

#60 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2026-07-09 04:28 PM | Reply

The title is wrong.

Trump is ordered to pay E Jean Carroll's attorney $5 million. It has to go through them first before she gets her cut.

#61 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-09 04:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Speak,

"Back to back posts contradicting yourself."

Actually it's not.

I might say someone is capable of lying, but if I also say I don't believe they lied, that's not contradicting myself. I might be saying I believe both are true.

Actually, regarding Trump and Jean Carroll, I never even said what I believe Trump might have actually done to her.

I only said her story smelled fishy. Her own story was strange when I first read it.

Details didn't sound quite believable.

I just know this went over your head...don't expect me to reply to your incoherent logic.

#62 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 09:34 PM | Reply

I think she should hold a press conference, holding a big check with his EKG signature on it for the amount plus interest, and in the memo line, put "Rapist Settlement."

He'd love that free publicity.

#63 | Posted by chuffy at 2026-07-09 09:55 PM | Reply

BJ BOI, you wrote that Trump got his "fingers sticky" I clearly remember that post.

You always thought he Did It, didn't you?

You like a Finger Rapist Clown...Dontcha?

No reason to stop voting for Him.

He's Your Fuhrer.

#64 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-07-09 11:29 PM | Reply

Or was it "Stinky"?

You wrote it, you tell me.

#65 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-07-09 11:31 PM | Reply

Eff,

"you wrote that Trump got his "fingers sticky""

No...I did not say I believe Trump got his fingers sticky.

You aren't even remembering the correct word.

I asked a question directed at the straight men on this site.

I asked, "Is getting your finger stinky rape?"

That's the full extent of it. Nothing about Trump getting his fingers wet.

It was just a question.

#66 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-09 11:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

You still think he did it, don't you?

Just Admit it.

The Whole "Stinky Finger" thing is a way to minimize the Damage Done.

So your Man God is still just a "Regular" Guy.

And the Victim is a "Mouthy" Bitch with No Case.

Is that your thinking?

BJ Boi.

#67 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-07-10 12:00 AM | Reply

Eff,

The detail that immediately damaged her credibility with me many years ago when first read about this was her claim that they reached the lingerie floor of a major department store and "no one is present."

No shoppers. No employees. No sales attendant. No witnesses.

That does not prove nothing happened, but when an accusation is made more than twenty years later, with no definite date and no contemporaneous evidence, such remarkably convenient circumstances should invite skepticism and not unquestioning acceptance.

And when the man involved is rich and famous, that does not make her account look any more credible.

I knew virtually nothing about Trump when I first read the story. I had no feelings about Trump and also no hatred of him influencing my reaction.

I simply found her account difficult to believe and I still do.

#68 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-10 12:09 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I find His Account Equally Weird. Not his Type?, can't recall anything clearly either.

A jury believed Her, and awarded her 83 million dollars.

Someone found her story more believable than his.

And they heard the whole story, both sides, Under Oath in a Court of Law.

With Legal Counsel Present.

#69 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-07-10 12:16 AM | Reply

Eff,

I'm not minimizing anything.

I am pointing out that men who are rich and famous should probably start having women sign wavers before they start seducing her if they have any sense.

#70 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-10 12:17 AM | Reply

Eff,

I read the original version that came out years before any lawsuit.

I'd venture to guess the story has evolved since then.

They wouldn't have let me on the jury.

#71 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-10 12:19 AM | Reply

But it stopped being an insult once it became credible Trump is one.

#43 | Posted by Zed

The reason they jumped onboard was the same reason they love that Trump is a racist - it lets them show their true selves.

For all their talk, they don't respond negatively to Trump being a pedo because they themselves see young girls in a sexual way.

#72 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-10 08:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Bill Johnson is a sexual predator, probably small boys.
No wonder he loves the fat bald pedophile imbecile.

#73 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-10 12:06 PM | Reply

Legal,

"Bill Johnson is a sexual predator, probably small boys."

Not me.

I've always liked the beauty of a full grown man.

#74 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-10 12:57 PM | Reply

I've always liked the beauty of a full grown man.

#74 | Posted by BillJohnson

Your wife must have terrible self esteem.

#75 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-07-10 01:00 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

I'm beginning to believe that BJ is actually Mao se Dung in drag.

#76 | Posted by Corky at 2026-07-10 01:06 PM | Reply

I've always liked the beauty of a full grown man.
#74 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Seriously, consider hooking up with Trump for a hallucinatory tour of golf club men's locker rooms - on the off chance the shade of Arnold Palmer might show up in full bloom searching for a hot shower. This is Old Yeller's thang, sounds like it might be yours, too. Possibly something the two of you could share?

#77 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-10 01:10 PM | Reply

Speak,

"Your wife must have terrible self esteem."

Your scope of understanding the complexity of human sexuality is apparently limited.

My wife is intelligent, educated and self-aware.

She expects and deserves to be treated with respect and honor.

Her strength and love for me have held me up for more than forty years.

You would probably be shocked by how many men in healthy, loving relationships would say the same thing about their wives.

#78 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-10 01:31 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Doc,

You and I have very different ways of thinking.

That would never occur to me.

I have errands to run...

#79 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-07-10 01:36 PM | Reply

My wife is intelligent, educated and self-aware.

She expects and deserves to be treated with respect and honor.

Her strength and love for me have held me up for more than forty years.

You would probably be shocked by how many men in healthy, loving relationships would say the same thing about their wives.

#78 | Posted by BillJohnson

And yet she doesn't believe she is deserving of real love.

You can honor and respect her til she dies, but she'll still die deprived of one of life's main pleasures that everyone deserves to have. And you're the one who will have deprived her of that.

#80 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-07-10 01:41 PM | Reply

You and I have very different ways of thinking.
That would never occur to me.
I have errands to run...
#79 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Ditto yours at my end.
Would never have occurred to me without your help.
Thanks of a grateful nation, gawd bless, praise MAGAJeebus.

#81 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-10 01:45 PM | Reply

Bill's wife is nothing more than a well-used sock.

He can't afford a couch.

#82 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-10 02:28 PM | Reply

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