I'm confident that Karoline Leavitt will do much, much better as Secretary of War. Look at her qualifications--blonde, Fox News weekend sports reporter, she knows the president, and she's blonde. And doesn't drink...

Another Fauci ouchie!

I'm glad we have a personal injury attorney in place at the top of HHS. He will figure this out, and sue...somebody.

I'm confident that come January the Dems will conduct investigation after investigation. And get stonewalled at every turn. With reported death rates of 30-90% upon infection, the Red Hat Horde will be sucking down horse paste and bleach left, right and center. And our fascist regime will be busy telling folks there is NOTHING to worry about--that it's fake news from Socialists. Hang on for a wild ride in the coming year...

I am SO bummed--we were in Strasbourg less than two weeks ago, and it would have been great to see this. Another reason to return to a wonderful place...

Headline fail. Should read:

"Fat orange man plans new way to scam Americans."

There--fixed it. You're welcome...

Polls don't matter to people who don't vote. Or to people bent on interfering with the election. Every American sick of Trump and MAGA must get out and vote in person. Here in Ohio early voting has started and I cast my ballot this morning at my county board of elections. The place was well-staffed with helpful, eager workers who seem pumped for crowds.

Der Dotard is on the ballot--give him the bum's rush in your voting...

He will have lot of 'splainin' to do when he encounters St. Peter...

Wait. Some ICE goon shot this lady FIVE TIMES and yet still she walks the earth? This lady carries some sort of super power, and the ICE shooter needs to have his gun and badge taken away, for demonstration of gross incompetence. In the meantime I hope she has a full recovery and that after this she is a very wealthy woman, with a pet ICE agent chained up in her alleyway...

Hey, Dimocrat! It's 'Department of WAR!' Of course we're not letting you in! And don't get me started on the fatties we're getting rid of from the ranks of generals. Or the beard-o wierdo trans losers in the ranks. And every officer's club will now be open 24/7/365, 'cause that's how we roll!
--Drinky Pete, definitely not drunk at 10am

Yep, Der Dotard sees this piece of legislation as being on par with, oh, The Magna Carta, Emancipation Proclamation, the 14th and 19th Amendments, the Voting Rights act and every motor-voter law. That's why he is making such a fuss about it.

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Cuban Americans are no friends to freedom and democracy. They seek to take over the island, re-open the casinos (under their control) and lay their hands on lots of 'redevelopment' money from their pal Donald, who will get to wet his beak by receiving ownership interests in each hotel and casino on the island. As for the locals, well they will be corralled by the Cuban version of the Haitian Tonton Macoute...

So, that weekend sports and weather slot is still open, after Drinky Pete bailed? We will soon find out the skill level Karoline possess in throwing axes...

Children need brain swelling and long term cognitive effects from contracting measles...
--Dr. Heroin Bob, medical liability expert

I'll wager she will be a blonde by Halloween...

My advice to all American voters is to show up and vote in person. Here in my home town, early voting starts TODAY, October 6, at the local board of elections, during regular business hours, M-F. Voters should assume that mail-in ballots will be tampered with in one way, shape or form. Sorry to allof you voters in Oregon and elsewhere where so many vote by mail...

Translation from the Arabic: We want US military boots on the ground STAT, to hunt down those Houthi criminals, because, well, that's what the US military is for--to protect us Saudis...

Der Dotard complains about the most trivial matters, in his attempt to assuage his bruised ego. Rallies held in small towns not full of mouth-breathing lemmings? OUCH! Golf course clubhouse in Florida looks rough? DAMMABLE LIES ALL!

According to the guy in the White House construction office, the Times has been failing for years. OK then--when will it actually fail, and close up? Asking for millions of subscribers...

In the past century the Rockefeller Family spent millions to eradicate diseases such as hookworm and yellow fever in the US and elsewhere. After Heroin Bob's efforts are stopped in 2029, it will take a similar monetary effort to re-assemble the level of healthcare necessary to make this country what it once was--a place where many common illnesses and diseases were not present...

With all of the vermin running around DC these days, Americans are in trouble...

I'll wager this witch is not in line for a presidential pardon, nor is her donor with whom she did this deal. Under Dem president (insert name here) the new DOJ, staffed by lawyers who were pushed out during the debacle that was 47's reign of incompetence and grift, Crusty Gnome will have a traget on her back. With any luck she will be able to retain legal counsel before February, 2029...

Cornell's president is unliked by students and alumni. This alumnus hopes his ass is fired and toot sweet. I saw the video, and it was a whole lot of nothing, with no promises of action and no responsibility taken. I was surprised he didn't include an offer for 10% off at the campus store. A meaningless eight minutes of blather. Styrofoam has more substance than his comments.

Cornell fraternities have been jerks for decades, and sexual assault on campus has gone on for decades as well. The responsible people should all go to jail ...

On the orders of Der Dotard the DOJ will put out a bounty on Mr Hearn, for any offense, then Seek the death penalty for the offense ...

Der Dotard will try to quash the suit on "National Security " grounds. He will argue that the names and personal information of the criminals responsible cannot be released lest someone ring their doorbells late at night ...

Got sick? Then she did it wrong. Drinking raw milk is no big deal. I do it all the time and look at me ...
-Dr Heroin Bob

Any award bestowed upon Mr Carney will result in ICE chasing down every Canadian in America and deporting them to, oh, Upper Volta ...

I'm surprised Drinky Pete didn't remind them to vote on the Wednesday of "election week".

This nation's military is comprised of personnel smart enough to realize that voting by mail will result in their disenfranchisement. Every soldier, sailor, airman and marine should request a pass to return to their area of registration so as to vote in person ...