Drudge Retort: Recent Comments

Trump Is Responsible For Looming Motor Oil Shortage

Fiend,

No. I took advantage of opportunities and with a spirit of helping others, I improved my life.

Not all people I worked for were Jenks.

Now I'm retired and have a peaceful life, I am grateful to God for.

God might provide opportunities, but I did the work.

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-18 10:32 PM | Reply

You're an idiot.

F1 is cars you can't afford driven by people from foreign lands

NASCAR is American dumbasses driving moonshine buckets down the holler always turning left

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 10:28 PM | Reply

Lewzer proposes admitting more White South Africans

Run out of fat, stupid, racist ----?

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 10:26 PM | Reply

Mark Fuhrman, convicted of lying during OJ trial, has died

---- off you stupid ------- worthless ----.

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 10:25 PM | Reply

Penile Implant Specialist with History of Far-right Comments Led Hantavirus Presser

No one in this clown car of an "administration" is qualified to clean the he ---- out of PEDO DONNIE'S gay ass pants.

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 10:24 PM | Reply

Jim Cramer Left Speechless Over Trump's Stock Trades

Muslims make up 1.34% of the US population and somehow this tiny minority has been hated, vilified, and targeted by white supremacists in the US.

One wonders who is behind such hate-mongering that invalidates Muslims to the degree that killing them in America, Gaza, or Iran is as easy as apple pie.

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-18 10:23 PM | Reply

archive.is

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-18 10:07 PM | Reply

Penile Implant Specialist with History of Far-right Comments Led Hantavirus Presser

That's a "not for the squeamish" procedure.
And the consequences if an infection happens post-op can be pretty horrible.
All that said, this guy doesn't have squat for a Public Health background.

Posted by morris at 2026-05-18 10:04 PM | Reply

#134 Thank you for sharing how miserable your life is, bj boi.

Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 10:04 PM | Reply

#5 No you're not, sweetheart.

Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 10:02 PM | Reply

Db,

"rather than responding to questions you've prompted."

I've been insulted all my life. Comes with being a gay person.

My parents rejected me and it was ugly crap.

The military was horrible and pushed me out for being gay. The process was awful.

My career I have helped so many companies with their accounting and endured so much from them. It was usually a few months so I just took it. Most of the time I'm finding stuff people do wrong.

May last job was hell. There was the usual owners son who is so often an a%%. I am really quite gifted doing the work I did.

So...I come on here and take crap from ------ who are so brain washed it's pathetic.

If I feel like leaving....I leave.

Here I don't have to put up with it.

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-18 10:02 PM | Reply

#132 No, bj boi, you're not an admin.

You're a coward.

Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 10:01 PM | Reply

The Day the Music Died

Best money Putin could have spent. Accomplished most of the old USSR's long term goals without firing a shot.

Posted by morris at 2026-05-18 09:55 PM | Reply

Elon Musk Loses Court Battle Against Sam Altman and OpenAI

Db,

Good thing I'm not admin.

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-18 09:54 PM | Reply

Dr. Watson has died

I always liked Brett's Holmes, and Burke was a good Watson.

Burke was also in The Woodlanders with Felicity Kendall, who was a big favorite of mine as Barbara Good in the television series The Good Life.

RIP

Posted by Corky at 2026-05-18 09:44 PM | Reply

---- fElon

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 09:36 PM | Reply

122. We're all hall monitors. It's part of the site's fun.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 09:32 PM | Reply

Penile Implant Specialist with History of Far-right Comments Led Hantavirus Presser

Did they hurt the "Right" People?

Askin' for, A Friend.

Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-05-18 09:30 PM | Reply

Dr. Watson has died

1980's Granada TV.

FFS.

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 09:29 PM | Reply

No way that trog reproduced

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 09:27 PM | Reply

Mark Fuhrman, convicted of lying during OJ trial, has died

C'mon Man He's Dead.

Touch the Doll where he Hurt you.

Anger shortens lives.

I know you're not as dumb as your posts on the Retort would imply.

Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-05-18 09:27 PM | Reply

Trump Wants to Install a Helipad at the White House

---- the fat bald pedo bitch

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 09:21 PM | Reply

Mark Fuhrman, convicted of lying during OJ trial, has died

Idaho racist goes to Hell

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 09:18 PM | Reply

What does linking to scripture have anything to do with ICE, the Constitution or amendments?
#126 | Posted by BillJohnson

Luke 4:23

"Physician, heal thyself."

Lotsa threads you join end up being about you, because your logic is so stunningly twisted it's hard to ignore.

And your cut-and-run posting style isn't the most tedious around here, but we don't need to know every time you've entered and exited the chat room, and why, and who has offended you into doing some chores or watching a TV show rather than responding to questions you've prompted.

Got it now?

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 09:17 PM | Reply

Speak,

You don't understand that a gathering like this isn't praying to Trump.

Trump is the last thing on their minds.

You got something you want to say to me?

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-18 09:06 PM | Reply

"The Great Rebellion."

I thought it was "The War of Northern Aggression"?

Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-18 09:01 PM | Reply

Oh I hadn't seen this thread when I commented on the other one.

I wager it's more likely than not that AI helped these kids plan their murder suicide adventure.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-18 08:46 PM | Reply

It's now 5 who have died from the mass shooting in San Diego.
#14 | Posted by rstybeach11

Nice juxtaposition to Trump's rally, eh?

"Police told CNN that hate speech was scrawled on one of weapons used in shooting.
They added that one of the gunmen had taken a weapon from their parents house, and left a suicide note which included discussion of racial pride."

I'm calling it right now:
AI helped them plan it.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-18 08:43 PM | Reply

N is right next to B on the keyboard, it's plausibly a typo.

But not knowing "Nabka" is like not knowing the Union referred to the Civil War at that time and for decades afterwards as "The Great Rebellion."

They only know the pre-whitewashed history.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-18 08:39 PM | Reply

serendipitous juxtaposition alert #8 #9

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-18 08:29 PM | Reply

>woman is happy with you:
>look at my ----!
>woman is mad at you:
>look at my ----!
Why do we care about their opinions again?

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-18 08:28 PM | Reply

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-18 08:25 PM | Reply

Dr. Watson has died

Sad that nobody here seems to care about Watson.

One day, Alexander Graham Bell will call all of the rest of us.

Posted by sentinel at 2026-05-18 08:17 PM | Reply

I don't believe for a second that the double entendre in the headline is a coincidence.

Posted by sentinel at 2026-05-18 08:15 PM | Reply

Trump Wants to Install a Helipad at the White House

Massie and Mother Tucker just has an Epstein Fest:

www.youtube.com

Posted by Corky at 2026-05-18 08:15 PM | Reply

#6 Flag: Has never seen the majestic landing of Marine One on the White House lawn, nor the reason why

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So much for "conservative" and "conservation."

Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 08:05 PM | Reply

Trump Wants to Install a Helipad at the White House

they fix the grass when they need to. It's not a problem.

Posted by eberly at 2026-05-18 08:00 PM | Reply

#127 But of course you're dropping out ... bj boi

That's because you're a ...

Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 07:58 PM | Reply

Trump Wants to Install a Helipad at the White House

I understood you weren't directing your comment at me.

I don't always read that poster's comments, so I didn't realize they had chosen a dessert to "mistake" for the name.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-18 07:34 PM | Reply

What's a ballroom without strippers? Trump wants to audition young talent. What a class act.

Posted by jz4117 at 2026-05-18 07:27 PM | Reply

Trump Wants to Install a Helipad at the White House

And I suspect that before this over, most all of the South Lawn will have been paved over, which will give Trump even more space to hold outdoor 'events' including UFC fights and anything else that he might deem appropriate for his new concept of the Executive Mansion. If he really wants to make the White House feel like one of his resorts, I don't know why he doesn't just tear up all ot White House grounds and put in a golf course.

OCU

Posted by OCUser at 2026-05-18 07:23 PM | Reply

49,000 Lake Tahoe Residents Have One Year to Find New Power

49,000 California residents

-will experience no change, their power will be constant and the bill will go up as usual.
More Drama Queen clap-trap

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-18 07:19 PM | Reply

Trump Wants to Install a Helipad at the White House

BillJohnson is garbage. Treat it as such.

Posted by Angrydad at 2026-05-18 07:19 PM | Reply

The Day the Music Died

"From 1945 to 2026, the U.S. ran the world."

Republicans elected Trump to alleviate the U.S. of that burden.

#2 | Posted by snoofy

a yo hol up... are we for or agin' world authoritarian hedgemony?

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-18 07:15 PM | Reply

TBH it makes sense and there should already have been a pad there.

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-18 07:10 PM | Reply

Trump Wants to Install a Helipad at the White House

New York city slicker sissy doesn't want to walk on the grass with his dress shoes.

Posted by TenMile at 2026-05-18 07:07 PM | Reply

Iran attack planned for Tuesday called off, Trump says

Sorry, I directed that to Oneironut, not you, ClownShack.

Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-05-18 06:59 PM | Reply

---- that -------.

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 06:56 PM | Reply

Former Top Russian Official Admits the Country is Over Putin

We're over the fat bald pedo as well. Two for one double tap

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 06:55 PM | Reply

How DARE taxpayers pray during a gathering!

#10 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Hell is full of the disingenuous, BILL.

Posted by Zed at 2026-05-18 06:55 PM | Reply

Pastafarians never forget

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-18 06:54 PM | Reply

Like everything Trump is involved with, it's a complete joke. He is incapable of worshipping or believing in anything beyond himself.

Posted by cbob at 2026-05-18 06:54 PM | Reply

other than to

Posted by Corky at 2026-05-18 06:50 PM | Reply

If the Pres of the US can bomb little Muslim girls for no reason that to boost his yuge ego, surely some of his teen acolytes can shoot a few Muslims.

I mean, it's 'Murica ain't it?

Posted by Corky at 2026-05-18 06:50 PM | Reply

Babka?

Babka is a dessert.

Great with tea or coffee.

But. I guess most desserts are.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-18 06:48 PM | Reply

This was nothing more than a campaign rally.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-18 06:46 PM | Reply

" Never heard of Babka until today"

Lol, what a blockheaded way to accidentally reveal you are Ashkenazi Yid and not Huaren.

Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-05-18 06:46 PM | Reply

#11

Apparently annoying Dems is worth being a crass hypocrite over.

Posted by Corky at 2026-05-18 06:45 PM | Reply

It's now 5 who have died from the mass shooting in San Diego.

Posted by rstybeach11 at 2026-05-18 06:39 PM | Reply

Hate crime...
www.the-sun.com

3 killed in San Diego mosque shooting...

2 teen suspects dead from suicide...

Posted by rstybeach11 at 2026-05-18 06:38 PM | Reply

Hey everybody Bill's here! Say hi before he declares he's too evolved to respond to your arguments and runs away.

Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-05-18 06:38 PM | Reply

How DARE taxpayers pray during a gathering!

#10 | Posted by BillJohnson

How dare "christians" throw their support behind a man who is the exact opposite of everything their religion teaches!

Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-05-18 06:37 PM | Reply

#29 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

The one trick pony is here.

Do you take the ivermectin before or after the pony ----- you?

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-18 06:33 PM | Reply

Mysterious SUV with Massive Roof Featured in Trump Motorcade

you have any questions

He'd gladly kill some Palestinians in the West Bank and shoot their dog if the opportunity was given to him.

Some people are simply horrible people.

Most of them kill for a living, the rest are the ones telling them who to kill.

Israelis will level an entire city block, just to kill 1 person.

No one thinks twice. The innocent dead people are callously written off as human shields, as expendable.

It's been going on for decades.

Generations later they're still paying the price for daring fight against their colonizers.

The footage of Gaza is horrific.

How anyone is still alive is beyond comprehension.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-18 06:32 PM | Reply

"It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-sixteen back home. They're not much bigger than two meters."

Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-18 06:22 PM | Reply

How DARE taxpayers pray during a gathering!

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-18 06:17 PM | Reply

It's just MadBomber.

He's an idiot and Hitler enthusiast

#26 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK

Clownshack watches his mother get beat like the bitch stole something because his dad is old school Muslim.

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-05-18 06:15 PM | Reply

Doc,
"Probably not what you think it says."
No doubt neither does the 4th.
#121 | Posted by BillJohnson

You hide behind your ignorance.

You can't name the legal experts who say Fourth Amendment does not require a warrant signed by a judge for police to execute said search warrant

But you're sure they're out there.

There could be any number of answers to a legal question, because you live in a post-truth mindset.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-18 06:04 PM | Reply

Fiend,

I'm dropping out of this nonsense.

Let the experts talk among themselves.

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-18 06:04 PM | Reply

Db,

What does linking to scripture have anything to do with ICE, the Constitution or amendments?

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-18 05:55 PM | Reply

The Day the Music Died

I've been a follower of that site for years. They are very very incisive. And they are correct this time, too.

Posted by e1g1 at 2026-05-18 05:48 PM | Reply

#4 Good call. Gotta *ahem* hand it to you for that one, DBT2! :-)

Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 05:33 PM | Reply

#122 May we please see your hall pass, DBT2! :-)

Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 05:29 PM | Reply

And Trump never even showed as he was too busy getting in a round of golf at one of his resorts at taxpayer expense, which included renting golf carts to the Secret Service and charging green fees for any of them who where present on the course, whether they were playing golf or not.

But they did play a video of Trump reciting a passage from the Bible. However, the White House didn't take the time to record a message just for the event, but rather recycled the same video that he taped from the Oval Office last month for the Bible reading marathon that he 'participated' in.

OCU

Posted by OCUser at 2026-05-18 05:29 PM | Reply

US Army Ranger School Adds Bayonet Assault Course

#116 bj boi actually says, without a hint of embarrassment, "I'm not the one who fancies themself on par with a lawyer."

100% oops:

#110 "...sometimes judicial warrants are required and sometimes they aren't, depending on the situation and the laws involved."

So, once again, bj boi, when are judicial warrants NOT required ? ? ? ?

Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 05:28 PM | Reply

Note that our oldest son, when he was in Army infantry boot camp in 1989, was taught how to use a bayonet as an offensive weapon.

OCU

Posted by OCUser at 2026-05-18 05:20 PM | Reply

Luke 4:23
www.biblegateway.com

Instead of trolling blogs, you should be a judge since you believe yourself qualified.

#115 | Posted by BillJohnson

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 05:18 PM | Reply

Elon Musk Loses Court Battle Against Sam Altman and OpenAI

Many have speculated that that poster is someone with admin privileges on this site. I've also seen some people speculate the same thing about yourself...

#47 | Posted by sentinel.

Many. Some people.

Drama. Site has more hall monitors than participants.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 05:16 PM | Reply

This case has me torn because they're both such insufferable piles of s*&^ I wanted them both to lose.

Posted by jpw at 2026-05-18 05:15 PM | Reply

Iran attack planned for Tuesday called off, Trump says

"It's another Taco Tuesday

It's another Taco Tuesday
Starin' slowly 'cross the sky
I said goodbye

He was just a Con Man
Workin' on the dreams he planned to try
The scams go by

[Bridge]
Every night when the sun goes down
Just another lonely teen girl in town
And she's out runnin' 'round

She wasn't just another teen
And He couldn't keep from comin' on
It's been so long

Woah, and it's a hollow feelin'
When it comes down to screwing friends
It never ends

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Verse 3]
Take another shot of venom
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb

It's another Taco Tuesday
This Trump world still looks insane
Another frame (job)

Posted by Corky at 2026-05-18 05:12 PM | Reply

Elon Musk Loses Court Battle Against Sam Altman and OpenAI

Something tells me it wasn't the aftermath of a bar mitzvah prank.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 05:09 PM | Reply

Posted by qcp at 2026-05-18 05:09 PM | Reply

IG: How Did Kristi Noem Spend $1 Billion on Useless Property?

Because Noem is an empty headed, vapid useless pile of implants and hair extensions?

Posted by jpw at 2026-05-18 05:07 PM | Reply

Scientists uncover surprising health benefits of watermelon

Where's Chairborne when you need him?

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 05:07 PM | Reply

Overworked AI ‘turns towards Marxism’

There's actually some pushback starting against prolific screens in schools because of the effects that are being seen in kids after years of screen-dependent instruction.

www.npr.org

Posted by jpw at 2026-05-18 05:06 PM | Reply

Elon Musk Loses Court Battle Against Sam Altman and OpenAI

Doc,

"Probably not what you think it says."

No doubt neither does the 4th.

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-18 05:05 PM | Reply

Seems like that would be in store, no matter who wins.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-18 05:01 PM | Reply

Snoofy,
How about the 2nd Amendment? What does it say?
#118 | Posted by BillJohnson

We can buy and possess guns.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-18 05:00 PM | Reply

Young Woman Fueling Trump's Wild Midnight Sprees Is Exposed

The Magi of the East in the bible are thought to have been Zoroastrians, and earlier, Cyrus and the Persian influence is notable.

www.google.com

Posted by Corky at 2026-05-18 04:56 PM | Reply

I've been in publishing for about 50 years.

I don't know what "millennial em dash" means, nor do I care to find out.

Em dashes, like cockroaches, will outlast millennials.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 04:53 PM | Reply

Jim Cramer Left Speechless Over Trump's Stock Trades

"WHERE THE HELL IS OUR CONGRESS?

Welcome back to Eat Your Stress. We're joined now by emotional support Congressman, [music] House Democratic Leader Hakeim Jeff.

Good morning. Great to be back.

Uhhuh. Sir, people are tired. With another endless war costing billions while Americans turn tricks for gas and groceries, recent polling suggests that

I have 100% had it with this [ __ ] There's a reason why this president is deeply unpopular.

Cuz he's a fugly [ __ ] His policies, including the one big ugly bill, and this war of choice in the Middle East. Well, without jumping to extremes, isn't there something constitutionally Congress could do now to remove him?

Impeachment, prison, sedatives, and a giant butterfly net?"

www.youtube.com

Posted by Corky at 2026-05-18 04:51 PM | Reply

Elon Musk Loses Court Battle Against Sam Altman and OpenAI

Boebert is turned on by Trump? Quick, find a theatre! Dim the lights!

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 04:47 PM | Reply

Expansion of the surveillance state.

Posted by qcp at 2026-05-18 04:47 PM | Reply

[Great old Onion headline: "Clinton to Deploy Vowels to Kyrgyzstan."]

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 04:45 PM | Reply

About Zoroastrianism

zamwi.org

"Zoroastrians are the descendants of the Proto-Indo-Iranian group of people, who in turn are descendants of the Indo-European family of nations. The Proto-Indo-Iranian group lived on the southern steppes of Russia called Airyanem Vaejah (present-day Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and Kyrgyzstan), and began their migration westward towards Europe and southward towards the Indian subcontinent sometime between 8000 B.C. and 6000 B.C. During this migration, the ancestors of the Iranian and Indian Aryans separated, moving to present-day Iran (Aryana) and Northern India, respectively. Due to their ancestry, these groups shared a strong background and similarity of language, customs, beliefs, values and cultures, which over time have evolved and taken shape separately."

Not in the Bible. How dare they!

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 04:43 PM | Reply

Was the Zoroastrian Association of Metropolitan Washington, Inc. (ZAMWI), in the house?

zamwi.org

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-18 04:38 PM | Reply

#118 Frombthe peanut gallery: Probably not what you think it says.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-18 04:38 PM | Reply