Dear Mitch:
Helluva pickle, huh? What you have to do, Mitch, is provide some convincing proof of life. Two reasons, Mitch:
(1) Rumors aplenty already swirl about you being dead, permanently incapacitated, etc. So, how's about let's put these to rest, shall we?
(2) Given your reputation as a prevaricating and mendacious dipsh#t that requires something beyond two photos with the missus, in which you appears as a stand-in for Terry Kiser in his signature role (absent the shades); and well beyond reports of "talks" with other prevaricating and lying dipsh#t pol buddies offered up as as alibi witnesses.
No, Mitch, proof of life. You, facing the camera, talking, with a today's-date copy of the Lexington Herald-Leader or the Courier Journal, your choice, on discreet but noticeable display.
If you can't do that, then just get the ------ out.
#9
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