Thursday, March 05, 2026

Kristi Noem Out

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is leaving the department and being replaced by Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.), President Trump said Thursday.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 02:26 PM | 34 COMMENTS | permalink

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Markwayne Mullin looks to be the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree.[image or embed]

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) Mar 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM

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Bye, bye Barbie!

#1 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-05 01:57 PM

Always good to see fewer Republican Senators even if only temporarily.

#2 | Posted by qcp at 2026-03-05 02:02 PM

... Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is leaving the department ...

Should have occurred before she killed American citizens.

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-05 02:04 PM

He's the Millionaire Plumber and Trump Sycophant who knows zilch about National Security.... he apologized for misspeaking the other day when he referred to the war in Iran as a, 'war'.

Which is politically incorrect in the Trump Coven.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-05 02:05 PM

In additional news... Cory Lewandowsky has offered to stay on board at the Dept as his side piece.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-05 02:07 PM

Umm.. so ... she can't be trained?

By her own "leadership" standards then she should be taken to the gravel pit and shot.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-05 02:07 PM

More from the cited article ...

... Trump said Noem will be "moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida." ...

#7 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-05 02:08 PM

- The Shield of the Americas

"Building a Right-Wing South American Alliance"

nationalinterest.org

Cool! Maybe she can F that up, too.

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-05 02:12 PM

One wonders if Kristi Noem will get to remain living for free in USG housing and if she'll have access to those luxury jets she bought with our hard-earned taxpayer money: www.youtube.com

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-05 02:12 PM

Also ... Does she get to keep all the costumes?

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-05 02:14 PM

I just have one word of advice for South Americans... Hide your Chihuahuas!

#11 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-05 02:18 PM

She's in Nashville talking to an association of police chiefs as Sec of DHS.

Guess she hasn't heard she's out yet.

#12 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-05 02:22 PM

Markwayne Mullin is a Cherokee Nations member and a multimillionaire.

He has served only a few years as a US Senator following a special election in 2022.

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt (R) will then select an interim US Senator until Nov 2026.

Stitt and Dummkopf Trumpf recently squabbled over the National Governor's Association dinner.

#13 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-05 02:23 PM

Markwayne Mullin is a Cherokee Nations member and a multimillionaire.

He has served only a few years as a US Senator following a special election in 2022.

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt (R) will then select an interim US Senator until Nov 2026.

Stitt and Dummkopf Trumpf recently squabbled over the National Governor's Association dinner.

#14 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-05 02:23 PM

Markwayne Mullin is No Improvement over Kristi Noem.

He's a Bigoted Narrow-minded MAGA.

Just like Noem.

If anything, he's Worse than her.

#15 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-05 02:27 PM

Markwayne Mullin is No Improvement over Kristi Noem.

He's a Bigoted Narrow-minded MAGA.

Just like Noem.

If anything, he's Worse than her.

#16 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-05 02:27 PM

How do we know he's qualified?

Does he have 5 pounds of plastic in his face?
Has he even killed any puppies?

#17 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-05 02:31 PM

Like I said earlier, she is being replaced by something worse.

#18 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-05 02:33 PM

Like I said earlier, she (Noem) is being replaced by something worse.

#18 | POSTED BY NIXON

Markwayne will last a year and live in Hell that entire time.

Wherever Kristi is at this moment. she is not crying.

That would crack her face.

#19 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-05 02:35 PM

Markwayne Mullin just torpedoed whatever was left of his political career. You'd think these people would learn that Trump poisons anything he touches. Well, no one ever accused Mullen of being very bright.

#20 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-05 02:44 PM

Kristi Noem qualifies as a monster.

However bad Markwayne proves to be, her being gone is a victory for the United States.

#21 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-05 02:45 PM

Markwayne Mullin just torpedoed whatever was left of his political career.

#20 | POSTED BY JOHNNY_HOTSAUCE

I know. Why would anyone leave a perfectly good Senate seat for something like this?

#22 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-05 02:46 PM

- Why would anyone leave a perfectly good Senate seat for something like this?

Possibly because he was appointed and doesn't think he could win an actual election there?

Or maybe because Trump told him to... that's enough for most of his Cult.

#23 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-05 02:49 PM

Possibly because he was appointed and doesn't think he could win an actual election there?
#23 | Posted by Corky

He did win an election. He was appointed in Feb 2022 and then won election to the seat in Nov of that same year.

#24 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-05 02:57 PM

Markwayne Mullin? The Schizo Guy?

The part of him named Mark says we are not at war.

The part of him named Wayne on the other hand believes we ARE at war.

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-05 03:00 PM

What's the over/under on how long it takes one of the Noem's to file for divorce?

#26 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-05 03:03 PM

#24 thanks

I try to keep up with all things Cherokee, as Warren and I are soulmates with one of those fine people in the woodpile way back when, but I missed that.

It's no excuse, though, as OK is commonly known where I'm from as, 'far north Texas'.

#27 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-05 03:12 PM

only ONE of a cabinet filled with incompetents, malevolent actors, shills, and grifters.
The history books of our grandchildren will have a big chapter on this era, and NONE of it will be kind to Trump, the cabinet, or any of the GOP in Congress.

#28 | Posted by e1g1 at 2026-03-05 03:16 PM

Markwayne Mullin is just as insane as Kristi Noem. Remember: Trump needs a scapegoat for the midterms. The face will change, the policies will continue.

#29 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-03-05 03:43 PM

I don't care what any of you think, NOBODY could have been stupider, more incompetent, more self absorbed, or more uncaring about the welfare of humans than Noem. A repulsive piece of shit.

#30 | Posted by moder8 at 2026-03-05 04:02 PM

Markwayne Mullin is No Improvement over Kristi Noem.
He's a Bigoted Narrow-minded MAGA.
Just like Noem.
If anything, he's Worse than her.

I think he will be worse.

While she was viciously vapid and stupid and concerned more with her image as some glamor cover tough girl, Mulling seems like a small d(*& idiot with something to prove.

I mean, look at this tool

www.youtube.com'Brien's%20social%20media%20post,.org/new...

#31 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-05 04:07 PM

I don't care what any of you think, NOBODY could have been stupider, more incompetent, more self absorbed, or more uncaring about the welfare of humans than Noem.

#30 | Posted by moder8

I think we're about to witness a 'hold my beer' moment with Sen. Markwayne Mullin.

#32 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-03-05 04:10 PM

Markwayne is not necessarily an upgrade. And could even be worse. Don't know of any dog shootings, but he did try to fight the Teamsters president during a Senate committee meeting.

#33 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2026-03-05 04:12 PM

but he did try to fight the Teamsters president during a Senate committee meeting.

LOL!! FF

Trumpers and MAGA are truly a Confederacy of Dunces!

#34 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-05 04:19 PM

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