White House Erects UFC Cage
The White House has begun construction on a UFC fighting cage on its South Lawn ahead of next month's event to celebrate 250 years of American independence.
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What a national embarrassment! Trump turned the White House into a goddamn UFC arena. The People's House is now a circus tent for one pathetic clown. [image or embed] -- Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) 3:06 PM · May 26, 2026
What a national embarrassment! Trump turned the White House into a goddamn UFC arena. The People's House is now a circus tent for one pathetic clown. [image or embed]
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Taxpayer or UFC money?
#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-26 08:55 PM | Reply
Special guests could pay $1.5m for UFC White House access:
www.bbc.com
Perhaps "special guests" will get a tour of Bribe Force One?
#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-26 09:01 PM | Reply
Something this tacky happening on the White House grounds is peak MAGA trash.
God d*&^ this country has gone down the s*&^ter.
#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-26 11:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Trump is-----------, so is Dana White.
#4 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-05-26 11:37 PM | Reply
Is Lewzer going to watch this fiasco with a periscope from the bunker?
#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-26 11:40 PM | Reply
Sounds like a scene taken directly from Idiocracy.
#6 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-05-27 12:39 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Is Daddy Vlad and Rocket man invited?
#7 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-05-27 01:09 AM | Reply
Why not? This is basically for Lewzer's birthday party. All his "friends" should be there.
#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 01:37 AM | Reply
@#3 ... Something this tacky happening on the White House grounds is peak MAGA trash. ...
After Pres Trump took a wrecking ball to The Peoples' House, with no approval ...
This UFC stunt is just another in a series of debasing the Democracy of the United States.
#9 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-27 02:09 AM | Reply
Can it be worse that the pathetic military parade he had for his birthday party last year?
#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 02:31 AM | Reply
Whatever happens at this third-rate bread and circuses show for the incel baboonery, nobody present will be near as big a loser as Trump - who just got his voluminous butt handed to him by a third-tier military power.
#11 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-27 06:48 AM | Reply
Teddy Roosevelt thinks you are all soft.
#12 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 09:05 AM | Reply
Compared to Teddy we ARE all soft.
Very few could ever keep up with his energy.
But I don't envy the sorrow he had to face in his life.
#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 11:05 AM | Reply
If the WH lawn is safe enough for a UFC event why do we need a ballroom?
#14 | Posted by qcp at 2026-05-27 11:49 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
No air-conditioning.
#15 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 11:59 AM | Reply
#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 11:05 AM | Reply | Flag:
Teddy had boxing matches. Trump had MMA.
I would say wait for the bear cub to show up on the WH lawn, but Trump and co would definitely shoot it.
#16 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 12:01 PM | Reply
"Teddy had boxing matches. Trump had MMA."
Teddy Roosevelt boxed himself. These were not exhibition matches of others. It was Teddy boxing against anyone who would take the challenge. He took on anyone he could - including professional boxers. He frequently sparred in a makeshift White House ring against staff, friends, and professional fighters.
It was not an exhibition of violence on his front lawn.
So don't tell us how "soft" we are.
Let's see Trumpy get into the ring and then we'll talk. In fact, let ME get in the ring with Trumpy and let's see who is softer. And no I'm no professional boxer but I could down take that fat slob in seconds.
#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 12:23 PM | Reply
White trash acts like white trash.
Why is anyone surprised.
#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-27 12:24 PM | Reply
"white trash" got censored? jfc
#19 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-05-27 12:31 PM | Reply
#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 12:23 PM | Reply | Flag:
When the president is beating up all comers with his fists, it's an exhibition of violence on the front lawn.
You could say that Teddy was a boxing promoter. He personally organized matches for public entertainment.
Donald Trump was a boxing promoter in the 80s and 90s.
People just don't like it this time, because Trump's a terrible person. Teddy would also be a terrible person by modern standards, a prolific trophy hunter.
#20 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 12:53 PM | Reply
Fine. Let's see Trumpy do that.
Theodore Roosevelt held his boxing matches and sparring sessions in the transformed basement of the White House.
He used the basement as a personal gym, laying down training mats where he took on military aides, visitors, professional boxers, and even cabinet members. The president used these matches to stay in peak physical shape until a punch from his military aide in 1905 shattered his glasses and caused permanent vision damage, forcing him to retire from the ring.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Teddy did not have exhibition matches on his front lawn.
#21 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 12:59 PM | Reply
Teddy would also be a terrible person by modern standards, a prolific trophy hunter. #20 | Posted by sitzkrieg
Funny you went with "trophy hunting" and not "ethnic cleansing." But of course, that's just a reflection of the American ethos.
#22 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-27 01:03 PM | Reply
#20 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG
No Teddy Roosevelt would not be a terrible person by today's standards. Teddy was an Amazing President especially by today's "no standards". He would probably not be a "trophy hunter" today. Not when the trophy's are in danger of extinction. He would recognize thi s and deal with it accordingly.
In addition to expanding the national park system, Roosevelt used the landmark Antiquities Act of 1906 to establish 18 national monuments, including the Grand Canyon.
Theodore Roosevelt is widely considered by historians to be a "near-great" leader, consistently ranking in the top five of the C-SPAN Presidential Historians Survey.
It would take hours to list his accomplishments in life.
He will always be a heroic figure to me.
#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 01:10 PM | Reply
"It would take hours to list his accomplishments in life."
How long to list just his ethnic cleansing accomplishments?
#24 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-27 01:59 PM | Reply
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