White House Erects UFC Cage
The White House has begun construction on a UFC fighting cage on its South Lawn ahead of next month's event to celebrate 250 years of American independence.
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What a national embarrassment! Trump turned the White House into a goddamn UFC arena. The People's House is now a circus tent for one pathetic clown. [image or embed] -- Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) 3:06 PM · May 26, 2026
What a national embarrassment! Trump turned the White House into a goddamn UFC arena. The People's House is now a circus tent for one pathetic clown. [image or embed]
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Taxpayer or UFC money?
#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-26 08:55 PM | Reply
Special guests could pay $1.5m for UFC White House access:
www.bbc.com
Perhaps "special guests" will get a tour of Bribe Force One?
#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-26 09:01 PM | Reply
Something this tacky happening on the White House grounds is peak MAGA trash.
God d*&^ this country has gone down the s*&^ter.
#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-26 11:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Trump is-----------, so is Dana White.
#4 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-05-26 11:37 PM | Reply
Is Lewzer going to watch this fiasco with a periscope from the bunker?
#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-26 11:40 PM | Reply
Sounds like a scene taken directly from Idiocracy.
#6 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-05-27 12:39 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Is Daddy Vlad and Rocket man invited?
#7 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-05-27 01:09 AM | Reply
Why not? This is basically for Lewzer's birthday party. All his "friends" should be there.
#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 01:37 AM | Reply
@#3 ... Something this tacky happening on the White House grounds is peak MAGA trash. ...
After Pres Trump took a wrecking ball to The Peoples' House, with no approval ...
This UFC stunt is just another in a series of debasing the Democracy of the United States.
#9 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-27 02:09 AM | Reply
Can it be worse that the pathetic military parade he had for his birthday party last year?
#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 02:31 AM | Reply
Whatever happens at this third-rate bread and circuses show for the incel baboonery, nobody present will be near as big a loser as Trump - who just got his voluminous butt handed to him by a third-tier military power.
#11 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-27 06:48 AM | Reply
Teddy Roosevelt thinks you are all soft.
#12 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 09:05 AM | Reply
Compared to Teddy we ARE all soft.
Very few could ever keep up with his energy.
But I don't envy the sorrow he had to face in his life.
#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 11:05 AM | Reply
If the WH lawn is safe enough for a UFC event why do we need a ballroom?
#14 | Posted by qcp at 2026-05-27 11:49 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
No air-conditioning.
#15 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 11:59 AM | Reply
#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 11:05 AM | Reply | Flag:
Teddy had boxing matches. Trump had MMA.
I would say wait for the bear cub to show up on the WH lawn, but Trump and co would definitely shoot it.
#16 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 12:01 PM | Reply
"Teddy had boxing matches. Trump had MMA."
Teddy Roosevelt boxed himself. These were not exhibition matches of others. It was Teddy boxing against anyone who would take the challenge. He took on anyone he could - including professional boxers. He frequently sparred in a makeshift White House ring against staff, friends, and professional fighters.
It was not an exhibition of violence on his front lawn.
So don't tell us how "soft" we are.
Let's see Trumpy get into the ring and then we'll talk. In fact, let ME get in the ring with Trumpy and let's see who is softer. And no I'm no professional boxer but I could down take that fat slob in seconds.
#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 12:23 PM | Reply
----------- acts like-----------.
Why is anyone surprised.
#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-27 12:24 PM | Reply
"-----------" got censored? jfc
#19 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-05-27 12:31 PM | Reply
#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 12:23 PM | Reply | Flag:
When the president is beating up all comers with his fists, it's an exhibition of violence on the front lawn.
You could say that Teddy was a boxing promoter. He personally organized matches for public entertainment.
Donald Trump was a boxing promoter in the 80s and 90s.
People just don't like it this time, because Trump's a terrible person. Teddy would also be a terrible person by modern standards, a prolific trophy hunter.
#20 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 12:53 PM | Reply
Fine. Let's see Trumpy do that.
Theodore Roosevelt held his boxing matches and sparring sessions in the transformed basement of the White House.
He used the basement as a personal gym, laying down training mats where he took on military aides, visitors, professional boxers, and even cabinet members. The president used these matches to stay in peak physical shape until a punch from his military aide in 1905 shattered his glasses and caused permanent vision damage, forcing him to retire from the ring.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Teddy did not have exhibition matches on his front lawn.
#21 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 12:59 PM | Reply
Teddy would also be a terrible person by modern standards, a prolific trophy hunter. #20 | Posted by sitzkrieg
Funny you went with "trophy hunting" and not "ethnic cleansing." But of course, that's just a reflection of the American ethos.
#22 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-27 01:03 PM | Reply
#20 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG
No Teddy Roosevelt would not be a terrible person by today's standards. Teddy was an Amazing President especially by today's "no standards". He would probably not be a "trophy hunter" today. Not when the trophy's are in danger of extinction. He would recognize thi s and deal with it accordingly.
In addition to expanding the national park system, Roosevelt used the landmark Antiquities Act of 1906 to establish 18 national monuments, including the Grand Canyon.
Theodore Roosevelt is widely considered by historians to be a "near-great" leader, consistently ranking in the top five of the C-SPAN Presidential Historians Survey.
It would take hours to list his accomplishments in life.
He will always be a heroic figure to me.
#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 01:10 PM | Reply
"It would take hours to list his accomplishments in life."
How long to list just his ethnic cleansing accomplishments?
#24 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-27 01:59 PM | Reply
This is appropriate.
Donald is a 1980's heel.
That said, I hope his aneurism explodes on air.
#25 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-27 03:31 PM | Reply
No Teddy Roosevelt would not be a terrible person by today's standards.
#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-27 01:10 PM | Reply | Flag:
He shot 512 African Big Game animals in 1 trip.
#26 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 03:39 PM | Reply
but we got some sweet trophies out of it.
#27 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 03:40 PM | Reply
Just after President Theodore Roosevelt's second term ended in March 1909, the eminent big-game hunter set sail for British East Africa, serving as the commander of an expedition to obtain specimens for the Smithsonian Institution. In this image the team's photographers captured Roosevelt with a dead bull elephant, further enhancing the outdoorsman's already rugged image. The expedition's specimens were put on display in the Smithsonian's new museum of natural history the following year.
I wonder how it died. Definitely not the rifle he's holding.
...
#28 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-27 03:41 PM | Reply
Trophy Hunting is somewhat out of fashion.
So it's not impossible to believe TR would have simply picked up a ridiculously overcompensating manly hobby of our time.
Like building his own private rocket ship.
#29 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-27 03:45 PM | Reply
#26 | Posted by sitzkrieg
Yes, TR might be considered terrible by todays standards. But not by 1909 standards.
Trump on the other hand, IS a terrible person by today's standards, at least in the opinion of half of the country.
#30 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-05-27 05:12 PM | Reply
And we have no reason to believe that TR would still do the same things if he were alive today.
#31 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-05-27 05:14 PM | Reply
Let me tell you one thing about Teddy Roosevelt.
You wouldn't see him sucking Putin's dick like Trump does.
#32 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-27 05:41 PM | Reply
Wait, that link isn't The Onion. How is this anything but an Onion headline?
#33 | Posted by DarkVader at 2026-05-27 05:43 PM | Reply
Something this tacky happening on the White House grounds is peak MAGA trash. God d*&^ this country has gone down the s*&^ter.
#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-26 11:11 PM | Reply | Flag:
I guess you've forgotten about the trashy decadence festival we had on the Whitehouse lawn a few years back.
#34 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-05-27 08:13 PM | Reply
" ... the trashy decadence festival we had on the Whitehouse lawn a few years back."
J6?
#35 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-05-27 08:23 PM | Reply
I beg your pardon?
#36 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 08:40 PM | Reply
I don't understand why anyone is trying to justify this shit. UFC. On the White House grounds. It's a national freaking embarrassment.
#37 | Posted by cbob at 2026-05-27 08:59 PM | Reply
"I beg your pardon?"
Wasn't J6 "the trashy decadence festival we had"...?
Think of "lawn" as a metaphor.
#38 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-05-27 09:48 PM | Reply
I was thinking more that they all got pardons.
#39 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 09:53 PM | Reply
It was weak.
#40 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 09:53 PM | Reply
I don't think I've ever heard anyone describe Trump as high class.
A fighting cage on the White House lawn fits him perfectly.
#41 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-27 11:05 PM | Reply
That's because he is not.
Very true.
#42 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 11:08 PM | Reply
Quite a contrast though.
A few years ago it was drag queens.
Now it's UFC fighters.
Macho drag.
#43 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-27 11:10 PM | Reply
That does seem to be the talking point.
#44 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-27 11:11 PM | Reply
"White House Erects UFC Cage"
How sad and disgusting.
Next, Trump'll want to have another at the Lincoln Memorial, overlooking his newly painted reflecting pool.
#45 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-28 12:04 AM | Reply
At least something isn't having trouble getting erect at this WH.
#46 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-05-28 07:59 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Teddy dropped dead at 60.
#47 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-05-28 08:00 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
"I wish to do everything in my power to make the Republican Party the Party of sane, constructive radicalism, just as it was under Lincoln." Accordingly, he told the 1918 state convention of the Maine Republican Party that he stood for old-age pensions, insurance for sickness and unemployment, construction of public housing for low-income families, the reduction of working hours, aid to farmers, and more regulation of large corporations.
archive.org
Teddy Roosevelt would punch Trump in the mouth.
#48 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-05-28 08:05 AM | Reply
@47 FYI: Neither athletes nor soldiers like Teddy Roosevelt, William Shakespeare died at age 52; Ludwig van Beethoven was 57. And all three had much more to offer the world.
#49 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-28 08:11 AM | Reply
#30 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-05-27 05:12 PM | Reply | Flag:
The avatar of toxic masculinity. Imagine if he'd had twitter.
#50 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-05-28 08:20 AM | Reply
"I wish to do everything in my power to make the Republican Party the Party of sane, constructive radicalism, just as it was under Lincoln." --Teddy Roosevelt
That's a bit of Revisionist History from ol' Teddy, as Lincoln was not actually a Radical Republican, though he did end slavery. The core value Lincoln and Roosevelt shared is displayed at our National Monument To Indian Genocide aka Mount Rushmore.
"Teddy Roosevelt would punch Trump in the mouth."
Yes he would. But he would also punch Sacheen Littlefeather in the mouth, like John Wayne wanted too.
#51 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-28 09:31 AM | Reply
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