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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is demanding "testosterone deficiency" testing for U.S. soldiers to ensure they're masculine enough to be a part of his anti-woke military.

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Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

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-- Matthew Gault (@mjgault.bsky.social) 12:25 PM · Jul 15, 2026

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... "Today, I'm authorizing a new screening program for testosterone deficiency for our service members -- ensuring you have the right testosterone levels to operate at your absolute best.

Because it's well-established science that as we age, testosterone levels often, naturally, drop," Hegseth said.

On X, he captioned the video, "The High-T Department of War." ...



#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-15 03:36 PM | Reply

My first thought was that this was a joke. I am appalled that it is not in fact an onion article. Get me out of this Idiocracy simulation!

#2 | Posted by justagirl_idaho at 2026-07-15 03:38 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 7

Does anyone else perceive a homoerotic theme here?

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-15 03:42 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

I want to hear the medical basis for determining this "therapy" effective to erect masculinity from Hegseth.

His feels are "gimp seeks dom" vibe.

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-07-15 03:52 PM | Reply

I've never had my testosterone level checked. I'm 57

Is there any data that demonstrates soldiers with lower levels are at greater risk or put others at greater risk? At risk for death or injury?

#5 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 03:54 PM | Reply

#5 | Posted by eberly

He also doesnt want women so it is probably because he feels like low T men would be too much like a chick for his taste.

#6 | Posted by justagirl_idaho at 2026-07-15 04:09 PM | Reply

Pete Hegseth has two supernumerary ------- located in the place his balls should be.

#7 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-07-15 04:44 PM | Reply

No more MAGA in the army I guess.

Poor lil incels

#8 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-07-15 05:07 PM | Reply

"The High-T Department of War."

Could a video title scream "guys with insecurity issues" any louder?

#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-15 05:35 PM | Reply

Service members have been instructed to lineup in a single file line and placed their dick through a hole in the wall.

Hegseth will personally conduct the tests.

He knows good seaman when he tastes it.

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-15 06:20 PM | Reply

"lineup in a single file line and placed their dick through a hole in the wall."

Dream come true, right?

Why do you criticize behavior you personally engage in?

#11 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 06:36 PM | Reply

Omg!

Why are you commenting on my comment?

So rude!

#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-15 06:38 PM | Reply

Also.

Lighten up Nancy.

It's --------- joke for Turds, FartFisher and BullBringer.

#13 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-15 06:39 PM | Reply

-So rude!

I held off on the racist, Nazi, pedo accusation

What was I thinking????

#14 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 06:42 PM | Reply

Maybe if you do your chores, your wife will give you a--------.

Good lick!

#15 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-15 06:45 PM | Reply

15

Is that all your man has to do to get one from you?

Expect more from him ... ..

#16 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 06:47 PM | Reply

My husband doesn't even need to do that.

Sometimes he just has to look over.

Enjoy celibacy.

#17 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-15 06:50 PM | Reply

This is gender affirming care.

#18 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-07-15 06:56 PM | Reply

This is gender affirming care.

Only if you believe Hegseth to be the final authority on gender.

Which, you probably do.

You seem like the type who would idolize Hegseth.

#19 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-15 06:58 PM | Reply

Is there any data that demonstrates soldiers with lower levels are at greater risk or put others at greater risk? At risk for death or injury?

Testosterone gives one confidence. So you can imagine less confidence, like ClownShack or ShantSpeak, puts all of us at risk.

#20 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-07-15 06:58 PM | Reply

You seem like the type who would idolize Hegseth.

Per your own statements, you're closer to his type than I am.

#21 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-07-15 07:01 PM | Reply

Maybe if you do your chores, your wife will give you a--------.

Do people understand the purpose of the--------?

I mean if you're a gay man why would you give another gay man a--------?

-------s aren't for giving pleasure, they are for detecting infidelity.

Anyone giving a ------- is looking to see if you're a cheater.

#22 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-07-15 07:03 PM | Reply

This is just a backdoor way to kick out people over 30, because those are more likely to be the career officers and enlistees.
In other words, the experienced ones, wise enough to not rally behind a failure like Hegseth.

They're doing their best to tighten ranks.

#23 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-07-15 07:05 PM | Reply

you're closer to his type than I am.
#21 | POSTED BY ONETRUMPER

I'm not a closeted homosexual.

But you're an incel.

So.

You're correct.

Besides. Everyone knows Asians have the lowest levels of testosterone.

"Large-scale studies, including data from the PubMed and PubMed analyses, indicate that non-Hispanic Asian men, on average, have lower measured levels of total testosterone compared to Caucasian, Hispanic, and Black populations."

Womp womp!

#24 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-15 07:07 PM | Reply

-I'm not a closeted homosexual

So? I'm not a closeted anything.

But you're special.

Who knows ... .maybe you're a closet drinker, smoker, gambler, Nazi, etc.

#25 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 07:20 PM | Reply

Interesting comments on this thread.

imo, one of the best, so far, is #2 ...

No, sadly, it is not an Onion article. It is the leader of our Military saying this phlegm.

This seems to be the level of qualification needed to get a strategic position in the Trump Cabinet.




#26 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-15 07:30 PM | Reply

-Anyone giving a ------- is looking to see if you're a cheater.

Is that right, clown?

#27 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 07:31 PM | Reply

-------- aren't for giving pleasure, they are for detecting infidelity.

LOL. You poor sad sack.

#28 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-07-15 07:39 PM | Reply

-------- aren't for giving pleasure, they are for detecting infidelity.
Anyone giving a ------- is looking to see if you're a cheater.

#22 | Posted by oneironaut

I have to remember the benefits of logging into this site.

#29 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-07-15 08:05 PM | Reply

"Anyone giving a ------- is looking to see if you're a cheater."

Is it really cheating if I deny her my essence, Mandrake?

#30 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-07-15 08:29 PM | Reply

Congratulations on the Car Antenna Level Event comment, though.

#31 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-07-15 08:30 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Anyone giving a ------- is looking to see if you're a cheater.

#22 | Posted by oneironaut

OneIronPedo checks a lot of dudes for cheating.

#32 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-07-15 08:36 PM | Reply

OneIronPedo checks a lot of dudes for cheating.

#32 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-07-15 08:36 PM | Reply | Flag

This negro doesn't any testosterone.

#33 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-07-15 10:20 PM | Reply

*have

#34 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-07-15 10:20 PM | Reply

LOL

Very few here are original with insults.

You're either a --- or a girl.

Even from the dolts here who pass themselves off as being high minded and enlightened

#35 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 10:24 PM | Reply

My comment on this article/thread ...

I wish it had been an Onion satire as #2 proffers.

But it is not a satire.

It is real.

And it affects the Great Military that risks their lives to protect the Country.

What is the factual substantiation of this new policy?


#36 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-15 10:37 PM | Reply

What is the factual substantiation of this new policy?

Those with clinically low testosterone levels will receive treatment.

You know, just like if you went to your Dr and he/she prescribed it.

#37 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-07-15 10:49 PM | Reply

I don't know if there's any military benefit from treating these men with low testosterone and I don't know how much it will cost, but treating them for it isn't going to hurt them

We're not forcing them to receive the treatment, right?

#38 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 10:58 PM | Reply

Anyone giving a ------- is looking to see if you're a cheater.

Is that right, clown?
#27 | POSTED BY EBERLY

That unique ability is OneTrumper's special power.

He worked in Chinese intelligence, blowing dudes to figure out which was the liar.

#39 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-15 10:59 PM | Reply

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#40 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-15 11:16 PM | Reply

@#40

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Lyrics excerpt ...

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...
I'd rather hear some truth tonight
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#41 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-15 11:26 PM | Reply

OK, a most serious song ...

Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms (1985)
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Lyrics excerpt ...

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...
[Verse 1]
These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be
Some day you'll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And you'll no longer burn
To be brothers in arms

[Verse 2]
Through these fields of destruction
Baptisms of fire
I've witnessed your suffering
As the battle raged higher
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My brothers in arms

...

[Verse 3]
Now the sun's gone to hell
And the moon riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die
But it's written in the starlight
And every line in your palm
We're fools to make war
On our brothers in arms
...




#42 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-15 11:42 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

This guy is such a pathetic caricature.

After seeing him do his dumbbell "lifts" with the sailors during PT, you know this weasel piece of s*^% is an overcompensating d*^%bag.

#43 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-15 11:58 PM | Reply

@#43 ... This guy is such a pathetic caricature. ...

Caricature?

imo, you are being kind.

A caricature implies that there may be something to substantiate that caricature.



#44 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-16 12:11 AM | Reply

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: [somewhat embarassed] Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

#45 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-16 06:12 AM | Reply

-------- aren't for giving pleasure, they are for detecting infidelity.
Anyone giving a ------- is looking to see if you're a cheater.
#22 | Posted by oneironaut

Sez the obviously noncunning linguist.

Or maybe just taste-testing for other deposits.

#46 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-07-16 06:31 AM | Reply

We're not forcing them to receive the treatment, right?
#38 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Just asking a question right?

One wonders ... do you really have that quizzical "Tucker Carlson" stupid look on your face when you are "just asking a question"?

#47 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-16 11:40 AM | Reply

So. Gender affirming care is now okely dokely

#48 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-07-16 12:16 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Just asking a question right?
One wonders ... do you really have that quizzical "Tucker Carlson" stupid look on your face when you are "just asking a question"?"

Your instincts are horrible. pitiful to the core, Boazboy.

Nobody is wondering that. absolutely nobody.

I don't trust Hegseth at all. The article is just a video of his words where he indicates it's optional treatment to receive and no other consequences to servicemembers who have low testosterone.

But that's it or perhaps there is something I missed or that's out there that contradicts what Hegseth is publicly saying.

That's why it's a question. Because I don't trust Hegseth and won't take his word for it.

But what do you conclude? That someone how I'm hurting you with my question. Or hurting someone else. I don't know.

You're a very uncivilized person, Boazboy. You need to work on that. I'd tell you to work on your reading comprehension but I don't think that's the problem.

The real problem is that you're just uncivilized.

#49 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-16 12:33 PM | Reply

The real problem is that you're just uncivilized.

#49 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Civilization is highly overrated.

BTW. If you think I am really "horrible" and "pitiful" to the core you do know that you are under no obligation to respond to me.

You have the right to remain silent. You are just not smart enough to do so. Apparently.

#50 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-16 01:04 PM | Reply

-Civilization is highly overrated.

LOL

-you are under no obligation to respond to me.

correct and I can do that.

but that's how these get started.

you'll see.....

#51 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-16 01:10 PM | Reply

-Civilization is highly overrated.

That sounds like something a Trumper would say to justify the crass and uncivilized behavior of Trump, Miller, etc.

I'll go my way

#52 | Posted by eberly at 2026-07-16 01:19 PM | Reply

Hedgeseth is gay as hell. His entire personality is built around suppressing it.
He installed his own makeup room in the pentagon. He joined a psycho church to pray it away.
He wants his soldiers clean shaven and oiled up with six packs.
My money says he's a bottom.

The least gay thing about him is he doesn't wash his hands after he takes a ----. Or maybe that IS gay, and he has some sort of kink about getting spreading his santorum all over the place.

#53 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-07-16 01:28 PM | Reply

Hedgeseth is gay as hell.

Wouldn't be surprised to find out he is.

Alcoholic prone to domestic violence.

Reads like a closeted gay man, miserable with their life.

#54 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-16 01:48 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

That sounds like something a Trumper would say to justify the crass and uncivilized behavior of Trump, Miller, etc.

It's something that someone who studies politics and the history of humanity would say.

Political scientist James C. Scott explains in "Against the Grain" that early civilization wasn't an upgrade. It forced humans to settle down. This led to heavier taxes, malnutrition, and crowds that spread deadly diseases.

Some think of early civilization like a big zoo. The "zookeepers" (ancient rulers) kept people in one place to easily collect their "food" (grain taxes/tributes).

Some think it was a trap in that farmers worked harder than hunter-gatherers. They ate a boring diet. They were also shorter and sicker.

Civilization increased sickness and disease as thousands of people and animals crowded together created perfect conditions for plagues.

Foraging and mobile tribes had healthier, freer lives. They often fought hard to stay away from the government's control.

As anthropologist Claude Lvi-Strauss noted, many tools of early civilization were used to control people rather than help them.

Some historians, like Yuval Noah Harari, argue that the "Agricultural Revolution" was history's biggest mistake.

That's not to say there were not benefits.

But no worries. We got this! Because now we have no choice. There is no going back.

#55 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-16 01:51 PM | Reply

Did Roofie Pete come up with this idea while sitting in his makeup chair?

#56 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-07-16 02:59 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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