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-- Reuters (@reuters.com) 9:50 AM · Aug 17, 2026

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The Persians, whose civilization goes back 5,000 years and gave the world chess, world class wrestlers, delicious cuisine, exotic musical syncopations, and the concept "zig-zag" -- supported militarily by China and Russia -- are going to punish Dummkopf Trumpf mightily for his intergalactic folly and manifest incompetence.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-18 02:23 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Obligatory.

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#2 | Posted by Reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-18 02:28 AM | Reply

#2

"The Senile Satan."

Ha!

Memnun, Persians, I shall use that in future OPs.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-18 02:34 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

From the cited article ...

... Iran will shift to a "fully offensive" military posture because efforts to negotiate a permanent end to the war with the U.S. have stalled, a senior Iranian official told Reuters on Monday, as Washington ruled out extending a temporary ceasefire agreement.

Outward progress towards peace talks and a resumption of oil tanker traffic through the strategic Strait of Hormuz has ground to a halt, threatening to extend the conflict that the U.S. and Israel launched with attacks on Iran on February 28. ...


So, Iran is now saying publicly something that Pres Trump has taught them...

The Iranian control of the Strait of Hormuz may be a more potent force to face the world than Iran possessing a nuclear bomb.

Yeah for Pres Trump!

Donald Trump Says 'We Won' Iran War (March 11, 2026)
www.newsweek.com

... President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the war with Iran had already been decided in America's favor.

He told supporters in Hebron, Kentucky, that the conflict was effectively over almost as soon as it began. Trump said U.S. forces knocked out 58 Iranian naval vessels and eliminated the country's air force.

"Let me say we've won. You know, you never like to say too early you won. We won. We won, in the first hour it was over, but we won," the president said. ...


#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-18 03:14 AM | Reply

They were just waiting for the US to run out of defensive missiles.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-18 08:08 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Dotard Donnie ----- his pants again.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-18 04:03 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

i.4cdn.org

waah! we don't like that source!

#7 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-08-18 10:54 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

It's the New World Order.

1. Everybody else.
2. The United States.

#8 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-18 10:55 PM | Reply

I wonder if MAGA would like to weigh in and explain the rationality behind our support of the apartheid nation, Israel, as if it is our 51st state, and them maybe explain that sneak attack that murdered over 80 of the Iranian leaders, meeting at our direction to hammer out another agreement.

#9 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-08-19 06:45 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Trump thinks, and announced just recently, that the Strait of Hormuz is now a U.S. Territory.

I wonder when some brave staffer is going to tell him?

Or is it big men, white coats and rubber room time?

#10 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-08-19 07:21 AM | Reply

NIXON @ #5

"They were just waiting for the US to run out of defensive missiles."

They certainly appeared to be waiting for signs of weakness.

And dumbass Trump delivered, as if on que.

Now the tables have turned.

#11 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-08-19 07:29 AM | Reply

TWINPAC - Is it true the announcement emanated from a crusty Trump Shuttle coffee-tea-me cart groaning under the weight of its load: a pliable valet and washed-up caddy plus Baldo & Binkie?

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-08-19 07:30 AM | Reply

The Iranian control of the Strait of Hormuz may be a more potent force to face the world than Iran possessing a nuclear bomb.

#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-18 03:14 AM | Reply | Flag:

"may", like a headline that ends with a ?

Infrastructure routes around the Strait over time, the strategic value is depreciating and will continue to accelerate away from it. Saudi moved 60% of their exports out through Yanbu using the "Petroline". Houthis were supposed to suppress that, ended up getting blown up by the Yemeni National Army that's now chasing them with Ukrainian FPV drones.

#13 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-08-19 07:47 AM | Reply

They were just waiting for the US to run out of defensive missiles.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-18 08:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

"We're waiting for you to run out of missiles, by not making you use much of them for several months and spending our time droning Kurds instead."

#14 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-08-19 07:56 AM | Reply

ZITS

My guess is all the Iranians had to do is watch the U.S. Cabel news.

#15 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-08-19 02:07 PM | Reply

SITZ

My second guess is that Iranians trust well sourced network news more than, like you, who treats Trump's word as the gospel.

Are you not aware that Trump is a pathological liar who would rather lie when it's easier to tell the truth?

#16 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-08-19 02:18 PM | Reply

You should guess far less, you are terrible at it.

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-08-19 02:52 PM | Reply

You know there exists news that you can consume that is neither Iranian regime, nor Trump..

This binary ---- makes you retarded, and many posters on this site for that matter.

#18 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-08-19 02:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Like yourself, Sitzwar.

Can't tell a Mallard from a Muscovy.

Even a Kindergartener can do that.

But it's just too much for O'Master of War.

Lol.

#19 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-08-20 11:49 AM | Reply

My second guess is that Iranians trust well sourced network news more than, like you, who treats Trump's word as the gospel.
Are you not aware that Trump is a pathological liar who would rather lie when it's easier to tell the truth?

#16 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-08-19 02:18 PM | Reply | Flag:
(Choose)

Have you noticed that you and the entire Democratic party parrots everything that the Iranian media says? Think about that one.

#20 | Posted by fishpaw at 2026-08-20 12:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

The Iranian media is more HONEST than The Dotard and his Enablers...

Think about THAT.

#21 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-08-20 01:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

As I said in #20.

#22 | Posted by fishpaw at 2026-08-20 01:17 PM | Reply

Have you noticed that you and the entire Democratic party parrots everything that the Iranian media says? Think about that one.

#20 | Posted by fishpaw

Is the Strait of Hormuz opened or closed?

#23 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-08-20 01:30 PM | Reply

#23 Partially open according to shipping link.

#24 | Posted by fishpaw at 2026-08-20 01:55 PM | Reply

The Straits are now a US Territory according to Diaper Don.... what a win for 'Murica!

#25 | Posted by Corky at 2026-08-20 02:04 PM | Reply

Have you noticed that you and the entire Democratic party parrots everything that the Iranian media says? Think about that one.

#20 | Posted by fishpaw

Trump said they had a deal. Iran said they didn't.

Who is telling the truth?

Who would you believe? The person who has been proven right or the person who is proven to just lie over and over?

#26 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-08-20 02:07 PM | Reply

#24 | Posted by fishpaw

Not completely open like Trump's been saying every day for over five months?

And partially open means only ships that Iran is allowing.

#27 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-08-20 02:10 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Iran has the noxious orange chomo cowering in food carts. BWAAAAA

#28 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-20 02:12 PM | Reply

This is funny

Must be why Iranians attacked a ship with food bound for Iran.
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#29 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-08-20 02:53 PM | Reply

U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent admitted he was puzzled by a sudden jump in crude markets, stating in an interview, "We've got a spike in oil prices today that I don't really understand."

Pissant, oil prices spiked because the smelly------------------- attacked Iran.

#30 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-20 02:58 PM | Reply

#27

I remember in 2012 the Republicans in Congress raking Democrat USSECSTATE Hillary Clinton over white hot coals because of Benghazi, a failed covert CIA plan to secure loose weapons from the tribes of Libya, an oil-rich country which fell into complete anarchy after Muammar Khaddafi was toppled and executed.

To score political points, Republicans exposed that CIA mission which US Army General "Betray-Us" also idiotically disclosed.

"Argh! Why didn't you call for airstrikes from Aviano AB in Italy? Pflargh!!"

Because the USAF didn't know about the secret CIA mission and the USAF would have to get permission from Italy -- a NATO ally -- to use their airspace for a non-NATO mission.

And the CIA contractors would order a "danger-close" strike on their own position? Were they on the same frequency as the USAF? The outnumbered USG personnel were in a pitched battle with the eneny and the US Envoy -- a personal friend of the Clintons -- was whacked.

And by the time the F16s would get there, the fire-fight would have been over.

The Republicans made it sound as if this tribal attack in Libya took place in Iraq where the USAF would have intervened on behalf of USSSOF personnel on a mission.

And POTUS Barack Obama (D) was re-elected in Nov 2012, so the GOP smear campaign failed, try as they did.

#31 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-20 03:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#31 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

"Benghazi-Gate" was crazy stupid. Libya: eight months, four deaths. Iraq: Eight years, over four thousand deaths.

Republicans lost their minds over the four deaths.

#32 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-08-20 04:12 PM | Reply

Howdy Derek Wildstar:

You said it.

And those well-trained, heavily-armed, and robustly-paid CIA personnel knew what they were getting into: An immature security and communications environment in an anarchic tribal hotspot with no air support or a magical insertiom of USSOF one radio call away.

#33 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-20 04:31 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

This is funny

Must be why Iranians attacked a ship with food bound for Iran.
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#29 | Posted by oneironaut

Hilarious. Now tell us why trump attacked a school full of little girls.

#34 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-08-20 04:48 PM | Reply

Now tell us why trump attacked a school full of little girls.

#34 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-08-20 04:48 PM

So we could watch little girls like you cry about it.

#35 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-08-20 05:02 PM | Reply

Now tell us why trump attacked a school full of little girls.

#34 | Posted by SpeakSoftly

1) The most benign interpretation is that Trump runs a loose military ship.

2) The real answer is that Trump does these sorts of things often, habitually, because the destruction feeds his ego.

#36 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-20 05:07 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1


Hilarious. Now tell us why trump attacked a school full of little girls.

#34 | Posted by SpeakSoftly

Quite the deflection SpeaksLikeAnIdiot. Idon't really care what Trump did or didn't do, but you speak with some arrogance without evidence.

Show me the evidence Trump literally called for an attack on a school full of little girls.

My guess is like everything else you claim, you're just equivocating, --------.

So feel free show me where Trump literally called for that attack OR STFU.

You're up big talker

#37 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-08-20 05:24 PM | Reply

CSAMRUNT stuck his concave chest out after the slaughter in Minab.

#38 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-20 05:28 PM | Reply

Quite the deflection SpeaksLikeAnIdiot. Idon't really care what Trump did or didn't do, but you speak with some arrogance without evidence.
Show me the evidence Trump literally called for an attack on a school full of little girls.
My guess is like everything else you claim, you're just equivocating, --------.
So feel free show me where Trump literally called for that attack OR STFU.
You're up big talker

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-08-20 05:24 PM | Reply

You speakth with forked tongue.

#39 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-08-20 05:33 PM | Reply

So we could watch little girls like you cry about it.

#35 | Posted by fortfisher

Naturally psychopaths worship a psychopath

#40 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-08-20 06:01 PM | Reply

free show me where Trump literally called for that attack OR STFU.

#37 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

1) This is what happens when Trump doesn't ask for Declaration of War

2) He doesn't asked anyone at all to start a war

3) He spends no time with his people explaining to them what he's doing with the war.

You can try to be fair to the Big Man. Most of us don't see him as being big at all.

#41 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-20 06:02 PM | Reply

Quite the deflection SpeaksLikeAnIdiot. Idon't really care what Trump did or didn't do, but you speak with some arrogance without evidence.

Show me the evidence Trump literally called for an attack on a school full of little girls.

My guess is like everything else you claim, you're just equivocating, --------.

So feel free show me where Trump literally called for that attack OR STFU.

You're up big talker

#37 | Posted by oneironaut

He didn't. He just put a drunk unqualified moron in charge of the military and that's the sort of outcome that happens.

Similar to how all his businesses failed, and how his economy is failing. He didn't TRY to make them fail, he's just a terrible leader and a moron, and those are the unsurprising results.

#42 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-08-20 06:03 PM | Reply

I see that self-proclaimed Bernie Supporter, and Charlie Chan look-alike 1Nuttybuddy is laying it on the line for Trump on yet another thread.

He still can't figure out why no one could possibly take him seriously.

#43 | Posted by Corky at 2026-08-20 10:43 PM | Reply

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#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-18 03:14 AM
So, Iran is now saying publicly something that Pres Trump has taught them...

Trump didn't "teach" Iran anything about Straight of Hormuz they didn't already know, if you knew the history of the region, e,g,, so-called "Tanker War" happened as part of wider 1980-1988 Iran-Iraq war - en.wikipedia.org

And was known long before that:

www.history.com - The Strait of Hormuz: A Timeline of Tensions | The narrow Persian Gulf waterway has been a contested choke point for centuries.

|------- 1507: Portugal Captures the Strait of Hormuz
1951: The British Blockade the Strait to Pressure Iran
1984: The 'Tanker War'
2012: More Sanctions Prompt Iranian Threats
2015-2024: Tanker Seizures and Attacks
...

Iran's ambitions for nuclear weapons were born during the Iran-Iraq War, when the Iranian regime found itself increasingly isolated on the international stage. In the 2000s, Iran's contested nuclear weapons program became the target of increasingly harsh economic sanctions from the U.S. and its European allies.

In 2008, Iran threatened to seal off the Strait of Hormuz if sanctions weren't lifted, a move that U.S. authorities said would amount to an act of war. When the European Union announced a total embargo on Iranian oil in 2012, the Iranian regime once again promised to close the Strait of Hormuz, a move that would disrupt the flow of oil exports from Persian Gulf nations.

... In 2008, Iran threatened to seal off the Strait of Hormuz if sanctions weren't lifted ... U.S., France and Britain sent aircraft carriers and warships through the Strait of Hormuz, and Iran didn't make good on its threat.

"There have been standoffs like this since the Iranian Revolution when the regime came into power. Iran's slogan from the very beginning was 'death to America' and 'death to Israel'..."
-------|


The Iranian control of the Strait of Hormuz may be a more potent force to face the world than Iran possessing a nuclear bomb.

You've been trying to make this apples-to-chairs comparison for a while - only a little over a month ago it was explained that these are disparate issues, with entirely different goals, purposes, permanence / timeline and geopolitical effects on the region - one is only temporary, borne of desperation (the only 'weapon' they currently have) and not sustainable, as the affected countries are already partially bypassing and building out permanent bypass pipelines and routes.

drudge.com - #26: Now Iran may be starting to realize that control of the Strait is a better way to get global attention than having a nuke. -- see the explanation re why it's nonsensical and the links about what Iran's "good neighbors" are doing to remove any dependence on shipping through Hormuz and Bab al Mandab Strait... at which point Iran will be left without any leverage (they don't have "control") over shipping routes and can't ship oil and goods themselves, hurting only their own economy.

IOW, Hormuz is a double-edged sword.

Besides that, there are verified reports of US Navy escorting some tankers through (similar to Operation Earnest Will in 1987-88), near the coast of Oman - depending on source, anywhere from 3M to 8M barrels are flowing out... though both numbers are far less than ~ 20M pre-closure and the insurance on these is much higher, thus still affecting the price of oil futures.
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#44 | Posted by CutiePie at 2026-08-21 08:02 PM | Reply

Iran's ambitions for nuclear weapons were born during the Iran-Iraq War

So you're saying they'll have one any day now?

Any day ...

#45 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-08-21 08:07 PM | Reply

@#44 ... Trump didn't "teach" Iran anything about Straight of Hormuz they didn't already know ...

I had been wondering how long before this current alias would show up.

Before Pres Trump's War of Choice against Iran, 130 ships per day passed through the Strait of Hormuz.

Unencumbered by Iran.

How many ships per day pass through the Strait now?

Yer up.

#46 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-21 08:10 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

CutiePie is a Zionist operative.

#47 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-21 08:13 PM | Reply

@#45 ... So you're saying they'll have one any day now?

Any day ...

If for no other reason than Pres Trump's tearing up of the JPOCA agreement during his first term because it was established by Pres Obama so it must be bad.

And now it seems that Pres Trump is striving, without apparent success, to even come close to the terms of that prior agreement he tore up.


#48 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-21 08:13 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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#45 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-08-21 08:07 PM
So you're saying they'll have one any day now?
Any day ...

Where did I say that? Isn't that what IAEA was monitoring against, and the Obama's agreement with Iran was about?

Just like Syria had an undeclared nuclear and chemical WMD program, that has been at least twice destroyed by Israel:
apnews.com - UN watchdog excavates suspected Syrian nuclear site

en.wikipedia.org - Operation Orchard / Outside the Box

en.wikipedia.org - Syria and weapons of mass destruction

|------- "We're talking about a few tons of nuclear material that could be put to bad use and Syria has decided to open up this site to the inspectors of the IAEA," Grossi said. "This material will be accounted for and will be put within the international safeguard system." -------|


#47 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-21 08:13 PM
CutiePie is a Zionist operative.

That's a good one, when you have no real arguments - just declare someone Zionist or Nazi or... Stops discussion and declares a "win" right there. Congrats!


#46 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-21 08:10 PM
How many ships per day pass through the Strait now? Yer up.

1. If you'd read till the end of my post before jumping to post this, you would've had the answer to that question.

2. What does this question have at all to do with my post re your inane comparison of closing Hormuz being "more potent force" than having nuclear weapon?

If you'd read the post and links I provided, you'd know it simply isn't true. If you can't come to terms with it, that's OK, it will be factually useful to other people here, who can learn from it.

Or you'll just keep changing the goal posts, like some here do repeatedly?

3. If you'd actually read the post, you would see the history of threats of closing Hormuz long precedes current situation... refuting your earlier post that "Trump has taught them" anything.

Are you reading posts and links at all, or just keep repeating the same thing because you [want to] believe it, despite the facts presented? A lot of that is going around here, and even more so recently than before.


I had been wondering how long before this current alias would show up.

What does "show up" mean? I post when I have time and can contribute, not non-stop like some paid Putin's / Russia-financed and CRINK trolls here, who tell you only what you want to hear.

Don't get all hot and bothered just because your "current alias" can't handle being refuted on repeated obvious inanity you posted. I thought you've said before you're here to learn, yet here you are, spinning into ad hominem.

And my "current alias" have had several conversations on the stupid subject of "aliases" with your "current alias" years ago - your "current alias" should try this stupidity with someone else... better yet, tell your "current alias" to discard it.
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#49 | Posted by CutiePie at 2026-08-21 09:39 PM | Reply

@#49 ... If you'd read till the end of my post before jumping to post this, you would've had the answer to that question. ...

I read the entire post.

Hence my reply.

And all your current alias seems to have in reply is deflection.

So, allow me to ask once again ...

Before Pres Trump's War of Choice against Iran, 130 ships per day passed through the Strait of Hormuz.

Unencumbered by Iran.

How many ships per day pass through the Strait now?


Yer up ...


#50 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-21 09:48 PM | Reply

CutiePie is a Zionist operative.

#51 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-21 09:48 PM | Reply

I found this ...

Strait of Hormuz - Live Ship Tracker
hormuz.data-tracking.net

Looks like less than 30 to me. As opposed to the 130 ships per day before Pres Trump's War of Choice.

What does your current alias see?

#52 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-21 09:51 PM | Reply

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