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Monday, August 24, 2026

Secretary of the Uneducated oligarchess Linda McMahon, who is being sued for her role in the disgusting "Ring Boys" pederasty conspiracy, wants young students exposed to tools, mechanical instruments, and trade schools, because only the off-spring of the ruling elite like Barron Trumpf should go to college and poor Americans should stagnate in the lower working class as stiffs and the children of stiffs.

  • Reporter: "One of the things that's happening is there's a push to start students down a trade school track as early as elementary school. Is that too early?"
  • Wealthy Heiress Linda McMahon: "I don't think so."
  • Reporter: "But elementary school?"
  • Aristocrat Linda McMahon: "I think you can have some introduction of skilled trades in elementary school."
    Pederasty pusher has a jaw-dropping net worth of $3.2bn

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    Republicans are crystalizing Neo-Feudalism in Amerikkka: Staggering debts, low-wages, uneducated population, police brutality, no healthcare, class immobility, warrantless surveillance, medieval plagues, food insecurity, rising homelessness, crumbling infrastructure, untaxed oligarchs, work-force vassalization, unaffordable housing, and reduced opportunities.

    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-24 02:09 AM | Reply

    The male gammerstang with the soulless "dead eyes" - - Amerikkka's future Lord and Master NYU student Barren Trumpf (20) - - scion of the Trumpf Crime Family (TCF) -- already has a staggering net worth of $150m.

    "What in the world is a pipe wrench?"

    #2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-24 02:31 AM | Reply

    This happens in Germany. Elementary school-aged kids are screened in 4th grade for what careers they are most likely to succeed in.

    #3 | Posted by madbomber at 2026-08-24 10:41 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

    I learned how to use tools and equipment as a youngster.

    I still went to college and pursued a white collar career.

    Learning how to use that stuff isn't sentencing someone to a trade. It's helpful in developing kids, just like reading classical literature.

    Is that too hard for folks like ---- to understand?

    Maybe it's because ---- never learned how to use a pipe wrench?

    #4 | Posted by eberly at 2026-08-24 10:48 AM | Reply

    You're talking as if there were something wrong with making a living using your hands.
    Not everyone is cut out to be a cubicle drone or work retail.

    #5 | Posted by morris at 2026-08-24 11:40 AM | Reply

    Maybe it's because it's trying to silo kids into a Narrow Track that is chosen by others?

    Determinism: Defining someone's future before they develop as a means of Class Consolidation.

    Consigning kids to Educational Predestination.

    It's not traditionally American at all.

    I'm not surprised the land of Hitler and the idea of "life unworthy of life" embraces cultural soloing of people's Aspirations.

    #6 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-08-24 11:44 AM | Reply

    You're talking as if there were something wrong with making a living using your hands.
    Not everyone is cut out to be a cubicle drone or work retail.

    #5 | Posted by morris at 2026-08-24 11:40 AM | Reply | Flag: Both my parents worked with their hands.

    This worthless heiress with a net worth of $3.2bn is overflowing with mens rea.

    Linda McMahon is not advocating putting musical instruments, cooking utensils, acupuncture tools, or painting materials into the hands of elementary school students, but carpentry, plumbing, landscaping, automobile, or industrial tools.

    In NYC, high school is the first time students are introduced to tools: shop class. But in junior high school, pupils are introduced to musical instruments. Books always and at all levels.

    In Aldous Huxley's Brave New World, the children of the Alphas were introduced to books, and never tools; the children of the Epsilons were strictly introduced to tools and never to books.

    Why else would a billionairess work for $174,000 per year as a junta flunkie?

    Maintenance of class warfare as a personal crusade or dedicated avocation.

    #7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-24 01:10 PM | Reply

    I don't know where or when you grew up, but I had Wood Shop in 7th Grade and Metal Shop in 8th. Table saws, drill presses, lathes, welding, basic electronics.
    Nothing but good can come from getting exposed to, and competent with, hand and power tools as soon as possible.
    Lessons included a metal shop teacher with a total of six fingers.

    #8 | Posted by morris at 2026-08-24 03:33 PM | Reply

    But, this was all back in the '60s, early '70s in suburban KC.
    We got assigned "A Clockwork Orange" as our English novel in Jr English('72-3 school year), too.
    Clearly, a different time.

    #9 | Posted by morris at 2026-08-24 03:43 PM | Reply

    Hi Morris

    I grew up in NYC and both of my parents were menial laborers. Between them, they didn't read a combined five books and neither finished high school. In the late 1930s my mother read The Golden Scorpion (Sax Roemer, 1918). She was able to remember the title in her mid-80s, so I bought her one from Amazon to re-enjoy.

    My dad -- a WWII vet -- shook the hand of every Vietnam War veteran he met and on the news we watched the POWs coming home from Vietnam. He could fix just about anything with his hands except complex auto or electrical problems.

    If tools or manual labor instruments were introduced to me between the ages of five and thirteen in the NYC public education system, my parents (and others) would have had a standing conniption fit.

    That's Dickensian.

    "We didn't come to America so my son would grow up to be a factory worker like me! And how do I get my daughter into Vassar, darn it!"

    #10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-24 04:06 PM | Reply

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