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DOJ Dropped Charges Against Indian Billionaire After He Met Trump Jr.

The United States was an anti-fascist organization during WWII.

#68 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-26 12:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

America joined WW2 to save the Nazis from the Russians.

#70 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-26 12:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Apparently we joined the war to save fascism lol.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 12:32 PM | Reply

Nix: no checks involved, and certainly no crypto. Cash money, into some Swiss bank account. The Trump crime family will collectively skeedaddle to some foreign land with no extradition treaty with the US in the weeks and months before the next inauguration, if there is one. Tiffany too...

Posted by catdog at 2026-06-26 12:32 PM | Reply

What Americans see as the country’s greatest achievements

More from the article ...

... The abolition of slavery.

Slavery never ended. It simply changed forms.

The expansion of civil rights and voting rights.

Those were good times. But all it took was Trump and a handful of conservatives to strip away those rights.

Victory in World War II.

Thanks Russia!

Landing people on the moon.

Thanks Kubrick!

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-26 12:32 PM | Reply

Hilarious!

Trumpers calling out someone else's Fraud Schemes?

Their Cult Leader is the Scammer in Chief!

Posted by Corky at 2026-06-26 12:30 PM | Reply

It used to be pretty funny. There were some great cosplay Antifa vs Proud Boy light brawls. Tapered off when Covid hit though.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 12:29 PM | Reply

What Americans see as the country’s greatest achievements

America joined WW2 to save the Nazis from the Russians.

Afterwards, with the help of the rescued Nazis, America launched an anti communist offensive against Russia, to punish them for killing the Nazis.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-26 12:29 PM | Reply

Tang

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-26 12:27 PM | Reply

A random group in Oregon identifies as Antifa?

That legitimizes everything!

Antifa isn't anything conservative fearmongers want it to be.

Namely a counterpart to their brand of domestic terrorism.

But. Hey, have fun with it.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-26 12:26 PM | Reply

The United States was an anti-fascist organization during WWII. I guess we were on the wrong side of that one. After all, we did team up with the Communists against the racially pure Whites that embody today's Republican.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-26 12:25 PM | Reply

Lets do it again for Nazism, because Nazism is an ideology not an an organizational group.

BS

Getting desperate?

Antifa is a boogeyman made up by Trumpy.

September 2025, President Donald Trump signed an executive order intended to designate Antifa as a "domestic terrorist organization," directing federal agencies to investigate and dismantle their activities.

Trumpy don't like them BECAUSE HE IS A FACIST.

I am against facism. I am Antifa. Antifa has been declared a terrorist organization.

So I must be a terrorist.

So you must do your duty. Report me. Come arrest me.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-26 12:24 PM | Reply

and what the Rose City Antifa members do is just organize protests, unmask Proud Boys. You know, gods work.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 12:24 PM | Reply

and no, these groups did not cut the liner. That's retarded Trump stuff.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 12:23 PM | Reply

Rose City Antifa (RCA) was founded in Portland, Oregon in October of 2007. RCA was formed after a coalition of local people and organizations formed the 'Ad-Hoc Coalition Against Racism and Fascism' in order to shut down a neo-Nazi skinhead festival called Hammerfest. RCA continues the work of that Ad-Hoc Coalition and countless others who have worked to oppose racial prejudice, bigotry and fascism in our communities in Portland, Oregon, and the Pacific Northwest more broadly.

Here's the good news, since these people are just figments of Trumps imagination, we don't have to tell them they don't actually exist.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 12:22 PM | Reply

Trump Admin to Withhold DHS Funding from States to Force Election Changes

Billions and billions of dollars for stupid and reckless wars in the Middle East, ZERO dollars for Americans right here at home.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-24 05:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

The Dem fraud that was busted in Minn alone paid for it.

Posted by fishpaw at 2026-06-26 12:20 PM | Reply

Dept of Interior Will No Longer Report Deaths in US Parks

How much money was saved by not reporting a death in a National Park?

How much time would be involved in issuing a statement?

would then local law enforcement be compelled to issue a statement?

These are all really stupid questions.

Posted by horstngraben at 2026-06-26 12:19 PM | Reply

There's no such thing as Antifa.

Antifa is who Trump conjures up to blame for using interior paint on the bottom of the reflecting pool because it's cheaper and his buddy can pocket hundreds of millions.

Might as well blame the boogeyman.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-26 12:17 PM | Reply

Re 49

Of course he did.

Unfortunately now it's a little gray.

If Congress is adjourned when that 10-day period ends, the bill is killed in what is known as a "pocket veto." Both chambers are scheduled to be in recess for 10 days beginning July 3, and some legal experts question whether a pocket veto can take place during a recess or only when Congress is formally adjourned at the end of a session, which will not happen until the end of the year.

Congress is not adjourned. It will be in "recess".

It does not "adjourn" until the end of the year.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-26 12:17 PM | Reply

Camp Mystic Declares Bankruptcy

No, they're mostly dead and not throwing things at cops from their wheelchairs.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 12:16 PM | Reply

Are there qualified Americans to take those jobs?

#17 | Posted by snoofy

What was fascinating to me was entry level programming jobs at University of Michigan being slotted for H-1B.

LOL The argument that H1B is for unqualified Americans is pretty damn funny.

In the SF Bay area housing is extremely expensive and jobs were all moved offshore.

This is true, and false, Bay Area employes more people today than it did 20years ago.

Destroying and entire city with an incredible economic opportunity is parasite capitalism at it's more real.

Are you saying 20-30yo pulling down $250-$500K a year isn't economic opportunity? SF wasn't destroyed by capitalism it was destroyed by rich capitalist thinking crime wasn't really bad for the city.

Ownership societies should be eliminated instead, imo.

If you had no ownership nothing would get done, this has been demonstrated over and over again, small kibbutz, and large countries.

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-06-26 12:16 PM | Reply

Antifa?

We talking WW2 vets?

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-26 12:14 PM | Reply

Conservatives cheering on letting poor people go hungry so billionaires can have tax cuts it's about as Christ like as one could expect from American Christians.

#58 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-26 11:58 AM | Reply | Flag:
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Liberals crying because another one of their fraud schemes is being exposed. And btw, they are the ones crying, not the ones losing the benefits who know they should not have received them in the first place but took them anyway.

Posted by fishpaw at 2026-06-26 12:13 PM | Reply

What Americans see as the country’s greatest achievements

Lets do it again for Nazism, because Nazism is an ideology not an an organizational group.

National Socialist Movement
American Nazi Party
National Socialist Party of America
Nationalist Social Club

Antifa is a decentralized movement with organized local groups.
Neo-Nazism is a decentralized movement with organized local groups.
Neither has a single national command structure in the United States, but both include identifiable organizations.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 12:10 PM | Reply

Good list Snoofy

Posted by Idependant97 at 2026-06-26 12:10 PM | Reply

Camp Mystic Declares Bankruptcy

Damn Donner, that may be a record in 1 post. No True Scotsman, Equivocation, False Equivalence, Straw Man, Ad Hominem, Poisoning the Well, Hasty Generalization, Oversimplification.

Identifiable Antifa groups in the US:

Rose City Antifa
Torch Antifa Network
Atlanta Antifascists
Twin Cities GDC
Sacramentoc Anti-Fascist Action
The Baldies & Anti-Racist Action

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 12:09 PM | Reply

Capitalism is parasitic.
#9 | POSTED BY REDLIGHTROBOT

Government is more parasitic.

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-06-26 12:08 PM | Reply

WC breaks attendance record before group stage even ends

How many of you Lumpers are uncomfortable with WC success?

Politico thinks you are.

Democrats grapple uncomfortably with World Cup success
www.politico.com

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-06-26 12:07 PM | Reply

Ford Rehires 350 Engineers as AI Falls Short

What is "funny" is that the least valuable fired the most valuable.

This is how irresponsible greedy scum treat everyone - replaceable, expendable and lesser-than.

Corporate parasite must be excised.

Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-26 12:06 PM | Reply

Earthquakes Strike Venezuela

God obviously hates Venezuela. Too many gays.. probably.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-26 12:04 PM | Reply

Dept of Interior Will No Longer Report Deaths in US Parks

#50 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-26 12:04 PM | Reply

"At some point people need to be responsible for their behaviors.."

Sure they do ... And the folks who run the park and charge admission have a responsibility to keep their customers safe.
It's a shared responsibility.

This is just more negligence from the most hateful and incompetent and corrupt administration in history.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-26 12:03 PM | Reply

COVID-19 Vax Study from CDC Journal Is Published Elsewhere

Efficacy has never been recorded by CDC or published in US medical journals.
#5 | Posted by redlightrobot
Ummmmmm www.cdc.gov
#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-06-26 02:47 AM

Where is ergocalciferol or cholecalciferol in that paper?

There doesn't appear to mention any vitamin D related information.

Can you clarify this?

Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-26 11:59 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

Conservatives cheering on letting poor people go hungry so billionaires can have tax cuts it's about as Christ like as one could expect from American Christians.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-26 11:58 AM | Reply

29. Right. According to the exorcists' party line, all the devil's minions are fallen angels who can't get back to heaven, so they run around trying to latch onto the weak so those humans don't get into heaven.

Or something.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-26 11:58 AM | Reply

Co. That Did 2010 Reflecting Pool Reno Passed: "Unfeasable"

Re 55

It's good for you to gather your thoughts. Make sure you remember all that to tell that to Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

I'm sure He will be very understanding. As he sends you straight to hell.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-26 11:56 AM | Reply

Trump demanded his motorcade drive IN the newly coated reflecting pool before it was filled. Heavily armored SUVs weigh a lot:

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-26 11:54 AM | Reply

MAGA Senator Gives Jaw-Dropping Verdict on Trump's Intellect

Trump capitulates to Israel and bombs Iran. So it only makes sense that Trump will capitulate to Iran and bomb Israel. TACO.

Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-06-26 11:53 AM | Reply

MAGA Senator Gives Jaw-Dropping Verdict on Trump's Intellect

The next Democrat can pardon them... and most likely will...

#51 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Maga minions got a conviction which will be throw out when the adults return to power.

Of course they will throw it out with all the Trumpy garbage. Trumpy has set the precedent.

Antifa is not an "organization" no matter how much Trumpy and you lie about it.

It's a movement. An ideology.

Anyone who is against facism or Nazis is Antifa. By definition. They may gather as a group for a particular protest but they don't report to anyone.

I am Antifa. I dress in black. Come arrest me. Please.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-26 11:50 AM | Reply

Taco
Taco
Taco Man.
This is a complete surrender to Iran.
Good job alpha males.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-23 07:31 AM | Reply | Flag:

Oil is below $70 you complete moron. Why is that? Because the strait is closed?

And you say that Iran is just waiting for Trump to leave office? Why is that, because they get along with Democrats? That a nice this to paste on your party.

Posted by fishpaw at 2026-06-26 11:45 AM | Reply

Co. That Did 2010 Reflecting Pool Reno Passed: "Unfeasable"

"Trump has maintained that the renovation has been a success, but the project has faced heavy scrutiny. It was initially estimated to cost $1.8 million, but the price tag is now up to $14.7 million, according to a contract summary of the Interior Department's award to Virginia-based Atlantic Industrial Coatings."

And his "State Fair" is a flop too with unmanned booths, power outages, and minuscule attendance.

WTG Dotard!

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-26 11:31 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

#55

the missing part of that post:

"Contested Causes: The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) attributes a significant portion of these removals to the removal of ineligible individuals and fraud reduction.

However, nonpartisan researchers and policy experts contend that tougher documentation requirements and understaffed state agencies are causing eligible households to fall through the cracks.

Impact on Families: Recent investigations indicate that a large share"nearly half"of those removed from the rolls in states reporting age demographics are children."

www.google.com

But hey, people who put a Convicted Fraud in the WH are willing to believe whatever that Convicted Fraud's USDA tells them over what non-partisan experts say.

Posted by Corky at 2026-06-26 11:29 AM | Reply

Saints, Angels, intercessory prayer, etc....shouldn't be such a stretch to accept the Catholic Church recognizes demons, haunting, paranormal existences.

Posted by eberly at 2026-06-26 11:29 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

Among agnostics, atheists, and theists there are some liberals, progressives, conservatives, and rwingers in each group... and vice versa, I guess.

Some more than others, one supposes, but for every white nationalist Christian there are... well, here's some stats:

prri.org

which seems to me pretty much reflects the thirty-something percent of people who belong to the Trump Cult being at least Sympathizers

Posted by Corky at 2026-06-26 11:23 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

AI Overview Millions of individuals have been removed from the SNAP program (food stamps) following the enactment of the One Big Beautiful Bill Act (H.R. 1), a massive tax and spending cut bill. Nationwide, participation plummeted as the legislation imposed stricter work requirements, altered non-citizen eligibility, and penalized states heavily for payment errors.The primary factors driving these program drops include:Expanded Work Requirements: Able-bodied adults without dependents (ABAWDs) are now subject to stricter 20-hour-per-week work rules. The age limit for these requirements was expanded from 54 to 64, and other vulnerable groups (including the homeless and some veterans) had their exemptions removed.Stricter State Penalties: The federal government shifted more administrative and program costs onto states, threatening them with severe financial penalties if their payment error rates exceed the 6% threshold. To avoid fines, states have rapidly clamped down on eligibility and recertification processes.

Posted by MSgt at 2026-06-26 11:13 AM | Reply

You're only aware of these people's existence because they chose to risk indefinite detention to support their country in the World Cup.

Snoofy, you've been fed a healthy dose of --------, now you're regurgitating it.

Posted by oneironaut at 2026-06-26 11:06 AM | Reply

Official White House Press Release on Reflecting Pool

Hey look at that, it's not green. I thought the concert thing already happened though, what's up with that giant stage and the circus tents?

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 11:01 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

Despite being a cradle Catholic, I know very little about exorcisms. I doubt many Catholics do.
#23 | POSTED BY EBERLY

A common feature of all religions, I I,anime. Try this one on for size:

From its beginning to death, human life is surrounded by their watchful care and intercession . "Beside each believer stands an angel as protector and shepherd leading him to life." Already here on earth the Christian life shares by faith in the blessed company of angels and men united in God.
The Catechism of the Catholic Church

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 10:59 AM | Reply

Official White House Press Release on Reflecting Pool

I've been watching Veep recently and it is amazing how much of that show predicted the Piggy presidency. Absolutely amazing.

This whole ridiculous thing would probably be too crazy even for that show.

The reflecting pool is now surrounded by a fence and policed by the national guard.

Amazing.

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-06-26 10:54 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

SITZ

Here are the IRS rules:

#41 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-25 03:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Texas resident. I was referring to property taxes.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 10:41 AM | Reply

Yes, I'm fun at parties these days. I used to be a wallflower.

My wife has Alzheimer's but is perfectly delightful. She'll walk around and talk to everybody. I'll get into theological discussions, with the proper folks.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-26 10:22 AM | Reply

This is nothing but a meaningless stunt by Trump. He pulled the same stunt with the DHS funding bill several months back. His signature is not required. This bill goes into effect on July 4 even if he does not sign it.

Despite that declaration, the housing legislation is not automatically dead.

Under the Constitution's Presentment Clause, the president has 10 days, excluding Sundays, to sign or veto legislation after it reaches his desk.

If no action is taken during that period while Congress remains in session, the bill automatically becomes law without the president's signature.

www.msn.com

Well Holy Mike just sent the House home for the summer.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-26 10:17 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

Aged like milk. At least he survived to be captured.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 10:17 AM | Reply

I've massaged the content:

"contributing to demonic problems beyond temptation that are extraordinary: demonic infestation, demonic oppression, obsession, and possession."

All this backed up by Faith and Tradition.

Most of the Catholic bell curve is entirely unaware of this stuff or liberation theology (in so many words).

Like Mormon transhumanism. After bringing that up to the 18-year-olds who showed up at my door, all of a sudden I was getting invited to the local poobahs' house for dinner. Had a great time.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-26 10:16 AM | Reply

Russia hits their own fuel depot. Own goal.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 10:14 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

The line to leave Crimea is now 2000 cars long. The line to enter Crimea is 0 cars long. All fuel sales to civilians have been suspended.

In one of the most surreal pieces of war footage yet, Russia hits their oil fuel depot with a surface to air missile, which then throws the lid of this oil tank a thousand feet in the air.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 10:13 AM | Reply

Exactly. I come into these books for the prurient interest (and the paycheck), and they rarely deliver as expected. I want the juicy, head-turning stuff.

Three exorcisms per diocese per year. And that's full-fledged exorcisms. I'll see if I can pull a quote that won't trigger the AI crawlers. That'd be a game ender for me.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-26 10:12 AM | Reply

Iran strike pauses UN efforts to evacuate Hormuz ships

Iranian leadership can't control the IRCG cells. Oops.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 10:10 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

DBD2, thanks for the clarification.

Despite being a cradle Catholic, I know very little about exorcisms. I doubt many Catholics do.

Posted by eberly at 2026-06-26 10:08 AM | Reply

One 79-year-old Patient Given Unapproved Powerful Obesity Drug

80 years of Big Macs and Diet Coke add up.

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-25 08:32 PM

I quit my crap diet of fat and salt and dropped seventy pounds in about one year. I also went from waist VERY snug 46 at 245lbs to a baggy-ass 34. Black English tea and diet Coke helped.

Posted by john47 at 2026-06-26 09:57 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

Yum

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 09:35 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

"I was pretty shocked years ago when I discovered the Far Rwing Catholic faction in South FL with their own Pizza-financed University and Rush Limbaugh mouthpieces.
So weird."

I can't get too far into it, but after years of reading very left-wing Catholicism, exactly those factions have found their way onto my production line the last couple years. Not to mention my family in an incredibly ironic way.

They come up short of being Trumpsters on daily politics, but like the Chinese, they have longer ambitions.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-26 09:26 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

Yes, we did the same thing, as did our parents. Due to that tradition, there are only two things I refuse to eat ... lima beans and liver.

My spouse and I were lucky we both had mothers that were good cooks. Our children benefitted by having Italian and French cuisine influences. Breakfast crepes were the norm on Sunday mornings. Tourtierre at Christmas. And you can never go wrong with a huge pot of sauce loaded with chicken legs, meatballs and spicy Italian sausage.

Posted by Chantresse at 2026-06-26 09:26 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

"They're patriotic, toward their country, but whatever."

Maybe these days people from those nations have a reason to be.

But whatever.

I was recently reading some Ann Coulter quotes from 2016. They'd view the current presidency as a complete shtshw. Her Adam's apple hasn't aged well.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-26 09:24 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

I was pretty shocked years ago when I discovered the Far Rwing Catholic faction in South FL with their own Pizza-financed University and Rush Limbaugh mouthpieces.

So weird.

Posted by Corky at 2026-06-26 09:22 AM | Reply

MAGA Influencer Gets Banned from Texas

www.bing.com
Appears to leave state charges behind.
"LOCK HIM UP!"

Posted by mattm at 2026-06-26 09:19 AM | Reply

Iran strike pauses UN efforts to evacuate Hormuz ships

Keep your eyes on the sparrow.

Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-06-26 09:18 AM | Reply

Trump needs to read the memorandum he signed at Versailles.
It's a surrender document.
Iran won.
That is all.
Over and out.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 09:15 AM | Reply

One 79-year-old Patient Given Unapproved Powerful Obesity Drug

Snoofy, recent article that was linked here when he went in for his semi-annual physical.
www.yahoo.com

Posted by mattm at 2026-06-26 09:15 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

We encouraged our son when a child to at least give what was on his plate a try. Like it? Fine. Don't? That's okay, too; no big deal, no freaking out. So when confronted with something new he would give it a go, then might quietly move along after calmly explaining: "Not my favorite." It's now a family-wide, laughing explanation.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 09:08 AM | Reply

Modern pagans commit ritual human sacrifice in Britain?

Visitor is mocking you. There are regional antifa groups, the oldest being Rose City Antifa in Portland. Decentralized organization is still organization.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 09:04 AM | Reply

Catholics are a parallel universe.
And your evidence is a book about exorcism?
#10 | Posted by eberly

No, Eberly. I'm not a dumsht you can dismiss easily with trolling.

Nor do I come here to argue, which I've been informed violates the Retort terms of engagement.

I'll discuss Catholics with you all day long, right and left, positive and negative, muscular and social justice, the Rosary to liberation theology, Augustine to Teilhard. I know very, very little about these things comparatively (more than you, though, I'm guessing), and I don't have a dog in the hunt.

Any other questions?

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-26 08:59 AM | Reply

Official White House Press Release on Reflecting Pool

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
(Bananas, 1971)

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 08:55 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

Since I am not a native Minnesotan, I have no desire to try it.

Posted by Chantresse at 2026-06-26 08:52 AM | Reply

Official White House Press Release on Reflecting Pool

Problem was the press pool that was shadowing him that day said he never went.

#4 | Posted by Nixon

Trump is also saying that 45,000 people attended his thing the other night. The true number is about 1,000.

It's a good thing that Stephen Miller has the nuclear codes.

Posted by Zed at 2026-06-26 08:49 AM | Reply

US-Iran deal may leave Netanyahu as biggest casualty

Posted by qcp at 2026-06-26 08:47 AM | Reply

'Operation Southern Spear' Boat Strikes' Tally up to 215

Same signals people that knew Russia was invading Ukraine, very precisely located Maduro, eventually found Bin Laden, Soleimani, Baghdadi. They don't really talk about what they do, but they're good at it.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 08:47 AM | Reply

FEMA Official Who Teleported to Waffle House Ousted

The Truth Is Out There

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 08:46 AM | Reply

'Operation Southern Spear' Boat Strikes' Tally up to 215

The Senate Armed Services Committee saw the signals intel and said... we should try to capture them a little more.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 08:45 AM | Reply

Dept of Interior Will No Longer Report Deaths in US Parks

Me and a small group of friends are hiking down to stay at Phantom Ranch for a few days down at the bottom of the Grand Canyon this August. Hopefully we don't become unreported statistics.

The Havasupais say they've been living waaaay down in that canyon "since the rocks were wet" - the beginning of time.

I've hiked to their reservation to see the falls and camp for a weekend. Was a hell of a hike but worth it.

Posted by qcp at 2026-06-26 08:42 AM | Reply

'Operation Southern Spear' Boat Strikes' Tally up to 215

Given the regime's reputation for lying, it's murder until there's persuasive evidence to the contrary presented.

That evidence has not been presented.

Telling.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 08:41 AM | Reply

'Operation Southern Spear' Boat Strikes' Tally up to 215

Must be a rhetorical question, my pool is glass and the coating intact.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 08:39 AM | Reply

Release the legal justification.

#9 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-25 11:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

Concerning Kinetic Strikes on Drug Boats: Law, Not Hyperbole

The President and Secretary of War/Defense"known doctrinally as the National Command Authority"have the authority to declare certain forces hostile. Some may argue that the crews of narco fastboats are not akin to hostiles in the war on terror, citing the 2001 AUMF from Congress or that some radical Islamist groups actually declared war on the United States. The administration and others have argued the drug cartels' actual impact on American citizens has been more lethal than that of al Qaeda.

The decision to designate them as hostile is one within the purview of the executive branch. If there is enough political pushback against such a decision, the resolution is within the powers of Congress and, although less likely, the judiciary. It is neither a clear violation of domestic law nor a violation of the law of war.

Finally, some would argue that a president's power to decide what is a threat to national security and to order lethal action is not unlimited. For example, could he declare illegal, unreported, and unregulated fishing a threat to national security and order fishing boats blown out of the water? Such reductio ad absurdum arguments simply serve to highlight the stark differences in narcotrafficking operations and other illegal civilian maritime activities. On the scale of maritime threats, narcoterrorist boats are more akin to brigands and pirates than are illegal fishermen.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 08:35 AM | Reply

Ford Rehires 350 Engineers as AI Falls Short

They were. Experienced engineers fixed their quality problems. Then they fired them for AI. Then they hired them back because AI.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 08:32 AM | Reply

Camp Mystic Declares Bankruptcy

Are there qualified Americans to take those jobs?

#17 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-25 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yes. 40% of H-1B are defined as Entry Level. The next 42% are defined as Qualified. These are intern and junior positions you can easily fill with US STEM grads.

7% are experts worth importing.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 08:31 AM | Reply

One 79-year-old Patient Given Unapproved Powerful Obesity Drug

Wouldn't it be more cost-effective to just feed him less and arrest his feeders? What kind of homocidal maniacs keep shoving food in his face? Just stop! I am so sick of fat pity parties... and victim enablers.

Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-06-26 08:29 AM | Reply

Official White House Press Release on Reflecting Pool

The decomposing necrotic befuddled elderly golfer said he paid a visit to the pool to view the damage.

Problem was the press pool that was shadowing him that day said he never went.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-26 08:28 AM | Reply

US May PCE Inflation Rises 4.1%

Don't worry.... The Pool Guy says affordability is a democrat hoax.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-26 08:25 AM | Reply

Ford Rehires 350 Engineers as AI Falls Short

Fords are really trash piles with wheels.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-26 08:24 AM | Reply

Rocked by the Iran War, the UAE Sours on Trump: 'We Got Played'

Has anyone noticed that Trumpanzee and Bushturd2 are the only preznits who were willing to send our troops into shed of barrels of blood for Israel? Two privileged frat brats with bizness deegreeze...their daddy's money bought...

Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-06-26 08:21 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

Every Christmas, a colleague accompanied her husband to visit his parents in Iowa. And every time she returned with at least one Lutefisk tale to tell. She spent the following eleven months bracing herself for next Christmastime's toe-curler. Love conquers Lutefisk.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 08:21 AM | Reply

US Pilot Saw Iranian Drones Swarm in 'jellyfish' Formation

I did not gender the word Pilots. It's all of them.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-26 08:19 AM | Reply

One 79-year-old Patient Given Unapproved Powerful Obesity Drug

Americans will know the shot is working when
-Der Dotard can again button his suit jacket
-there is noticeably less bobbing and weaving when Trump walks down a red carpet
-his hair all falls out and his hands fall off

Posted by catdog at 2026-06-26 08:17 AM | Reply

Air Force Flu Outbreak Explodes

Step right up, Mr. Posobiec.
~ E. Bola

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 08:15 AM | Reply

Rocked by the Iran War, the UAE Sours on Trump: 'We Got Played'

Yeah... after MBS paid him a visit... Trumpanzee set out to get to the non-cooperative OPEC countries in line... via the superhuman might of the most "powerful military" in the whirrled...starting with Venezuela... as a "practice run"...

What all this amounts to is...

Israel and Saudi Arabia put their trust in a "bizness preznet" that went bankrupt six times... and expected great results... the best result... results the likes of which nobody has ever seen before... YUGE results!

Based on the "concepts of a plan"...

Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-06-26 08:14 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

Lots of them here in MN. I suggest she be given a heaping serving of Lutefisk. Once she learns about it, she will likely demand they be deported for bringing their culture here.

Posted by Chantresse at 2026-06-26 08:13 AM | Reply

Megyn Kelly: “Why Can’t We Get Migrants from Norway?”

Because you dumb racist twunt, Norway is a much better place to live than this -------- country.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-26 08:13 AM | Reply