"The rich of course they use legit companies, because they have to, they have "accountants"."
ALWAYS a great reason to break the law. Always.
"Do you think Juan has a Bank of America business account? of course not."
Do you think that excuses you from getting his Social Security number before paying him $600 or more?
"I pay him with a check, under "juans landscaping""
Okay, so you're doing the right thing...unless you pay him more than $600 in the year.
"he takes the check to a check cashing office and cashes the check. He pays his guys, they don't care, he doesn't care and I don't care."
And you're right: what they do is THEIR choice. And you've got enough do deal with having already broken the law.
" Only stupid people think laws by themselves stop evasion."
You're right. It also takes character, which in this case, usually costs MONEY. And that's when you get to make the decision to follow the law, or break the law.
I have plausible deniability"
Try that in front of the IRS.
"Juan has work for his rotating crew, the cash checker gets his cut."
If the cash checker has done his job, that's legal. Juan cashing a check YOU WROTE is legal. You not reporting on a 1099 IS NOT LEGAL.
"And Danforth is wondering why the IRS isn't getting a 1099."
Oh, no...I know EXACTLY why. You find it cheaper to break the law.
"I'll end it with you think laws stop people, they don't especially when you don't enforce them."
I agree: you should be prosecuted by the IRS.
"The only time I see in America that laws get enforced is when one party doesn't like what the other is doing."
Odd. I haven't seen that In my 40 years of practice. What DID stun me, however, was the mere IDEA that ANYONE would get future immunity from IRS audits. NEVER HEARD of it.
"The system was here before I came"
No excuse at all. Aren't you supposed to be here to make it BETTER?
"people like you and the Lumpers defend illegal immigration to no end."
Hey Slurper, don't lump me into a group I've never joined. That's a lazy accusation at best, and a convenient lie at worst.
" You can blame me, but I feel no remorse or guilt"
Of course you don't. You don't have the character to take responsibility for your chosen actions.
" it's not my fault this person is available to work on my yard, the whole neighborhood hires the guy."
What a riot: that "the other guy was speeding" defense will get you thrown out of TRAFFIC court.
"...don't complain when I use it"
Well, don't complain when I turn you in.
Fair enough?
I forgot about the British Upstairs, Downstairs from 1971 to 1975 which was a serious show.
I bet some of the actors slid over to "I, Claudius" in 1976 to make a quid.