Boris and Natasha--all day every day. No word yet on when Natalie will dye her hair to match that of her cartoon twin. Beware Moose and Squirrel...

Congratulations on your prison nuptials, mushy butt. I wonder if you will be able to make involuntary buggery a thing among your followers...

Hey there, Byron DONALD: there are plenty of pix with you sporting a MAGA tie, wearing MAGA merch, and acting the Steppin Fetchit around Der Dotard. Florida voters will be reminded of such on a daily basis between now and the election. It was nice knowing you...

The world knows that the Qatari jet has no defenses...

So many others got to enjoy the madness of this country's elected leader, and found humor in the sad state of affairs suffered by everyday Americans, at the hands of the people with their hands on the levers of power in this country. The schadenfreude was raging in the general assembly room...

All that need be said is "Texas, you're voting for a guy from California in Ken Paxton" and that should be a winner. Of course, in some parts of the Lone Star State Kenny Boy's provenance may be a positive.

In this election remember two things: vote in person, and horns down...

All those researchers working on bone spurs will be rolling in it! And anyone working on regeneration of hair and male-pattern baldness will be well-funded. And there is that research on making 2" seem like 8"...

Hey! Washington's troops didn't even have boots to wear in the snow! The Warrior Ethos means no footwear is needed by our troops--at least not the high-T guys. Hoorah!
--Drinky Pete, who has cool warrior tats

Attacking the Houthis would involve boots on the ground in the Middle East. In such an event, all manner of Islamic terrorists would be rallied to kill the infidels and any and all resident governments which have invited said infidels to their countries. Remember Iraq? Afghanistan? Khobar Tower? Blackhawk Down? Drinky Pete has seen all the movies, and recalls how they ended, and he doesn't want to be portrayed as the bubbling Secretary of 'War', so Hegseth certainly had words with Der Dotard about this. Any such action against the Houthis would have come without Congressional approval, and done on the eve of an lection where COPers are worried about their employment prospects. Shooting at Houthis for more than about a day would cause EVERY GOP candidate running this fall to be bounced...

I did that. I know more about T-cells than all the doctors...
-Jesus Trump, MD

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Beyond gifting and grabbing power, this administration has no abilities. The needs of all but those in power are ignored, although not always unmet...

These ICE thugs would push down toddlers at the day care center, kneel on their backs and zip-tie them if given a chance. Of course, then the thugs would be beaten to all get-out by a pack of moms with beet-red faces and vocal utterances that would shock sailors and construction workers...

It will take two years plus decades to repair the damage to this country, its reputation, military readiness, economy and financial standing in the world. JV Pants and his dotard boss have done enough damage for one eon...

High-T pilots don't need canopies on their planes. Hoorah!
-Drinky Pete, in need of servicing from his wife, the chief military interior designer

I'll wager that as of now (Saturday morning) suits have already been filed to block this petulant, childish outburst from the fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat. It will be a laff riot to see Der Dotard avoid all of the female reporters from CNN, MS and Politico from here until the day after the 2028 election ...

He wears a leash? Kinda weird stuff Drinky and his wife are into.

A serious question: will she get one of the thousands of Trump Pardons promised to so many in the president's orbit? Asking for the 2030 truth and reconciliation commission that will investigate this administration ...

This is great! I need new targets ...
-Sgt. Donny Donowitz, aka The Bear Jew

The little cynic who lives in my head wants to know what the commission paid to the Trump Crime Family will be ...

This guy will be receiving purchase offers for his farm. All will be lowball offers, reflecting his choice in political leaders. He can always call his golden haired god and ask him for advice on filing for bankruptcy ...

Those of you around 25 years ago recall Mr. Rove called "Bush's Brain", being the puppet master behind W Bush. Rove's scheme of a 'permanent Republican majority' involved the gerrymandering seen nationally today. What Rove did not foresee was that the gerrymandering we have would bring forth the loons, kooks, mouth-breathers and handsy politicians that arose because their political parties allowed them to. With less competition locally, a party would tolerate those from the fringe.

Now, those from the fringe are considered 'mainstream' in many political subdivisions. So, when some person unfit for office shoots off his/her mouth, in an attempt to state their personal beliefs and rally voters, they can get caught. Thus Mr. Rove's intended vote for a Dem.

What hath Rove wrought? A political strategy out of hand, so much so that it's creator is now running from it...

This guy will fit right in with general population. Cop who picks on those in the shadows--a real hero to all the others inside...

Another socialist fighter with her hand out. Her family got out of Cuba, but now wants to block others from these shore. She can go back to the weekend weather desk at Telemundo...

No worries. The sale will happen anyway and no one will remember Iran-Contra ...

The vote will be held the day after the election. If the GOP loses the House, they will blame Drinky Pete and pass the articles of impeachment. No matter what, the Senate will too. Hegseth will be back on Fox Weekend by thanksgiving ...

Cops walk away from their service firearms more often than we know. They cannot operate their body cameras, despite training and orders about the equipment. No one should expect them to use Flock data for its intended purpose, or to protect that data ...