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Kash Patel to Have FBI Agents Trained by UFC Fighters

Someone explain to me how and why this is a bad thing.

#5 | Posted by BellRinger

Somebody explain to me why republicans love watching nearly naked men squeezing each other on the ground?

Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-16 01:40 PM | Reply

Woman Jailed for 6 Months Due to AI Identification Error

This is just basically the contemporary version of saying "it's the computer's fault" to avoid taking any human responsibility.

Posted by sentinel at 2026-03-16 01:39 PM | Reply

Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters

"Stop calling us fascists!"

Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-16 01:39 PM | Reply

How Epstein Lured Girls to his Zorro Ranch and Kept Authorities Away

What's not crazy is dumb liberals like yourself thinking Democrats didn't go through the files the four years they had them with a magnifying glass trying to find dirt on Trump. Would have been a lot easier than trying to bankrupt, jail or assassinate him.

#12 | Posted by fishpaw

Biden didn't even prosecute trump for his fascist coup attempt. His whole approach to trump was to let him fade away. He thought Jan 6 would make trump's cult wake up. How wrong he was.

If biden's goal was to lock trump up he could have done it for the 11 counts of criminal obstruction from the russia investigation.

Now - why did trump shut down the investigation into epstein's ranch?
Hint- it's the same reason why trump is currently BREAKING THE LAW to keep the epstein files hidden.

Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-16 01:37 PM | Reply

Crowd Gasps as Trump Blurts Out GOP Rep Given Weeks to Live

That's quite a shoutout from the 300 lb sack of----------.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 01:37 PM | Reply

Michigan Synagogue Attacker Had Family Killed in Lebanon by Israel

Daddysfist pulled that out of his cavernous fartbox.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 01:35 PM | Reply

Michigan Synagogue Attacker Had Family Killed in Lebanon by Israel

You degenerates wear AR-15 pins after school shootings.

#37 | Posted by reinheitsgebot

You degenerates wear trans- pins after trans- school shootings.

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-03-16 01:34 PM | Reply

Iran War Squeezes Farmers Further

"The only thing prohibiting transit in the Strait right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit, should Iran not do that."

"The only thing stinging me right now are these hornets. We'd be completely fine if they chose not to sting us."
- says man who chose to kick the hornets nest

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-16 01:34 PM | Reply

Woman Jailed for 6 Months Due to AI Identification Error

This is the future Republicans have planned for us.
No bail, no hearing.

This is what I voted for.
--Boaz

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 01:31 PM | Reply

Family of Fallen Airman Rages At Serial Child Rapist

"We trust in God that he will comfort us and be with our family"

Sounds like this -------- voted for Trump.

Normal people don't talk this way.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 01:29 PM | Reply

How Epstein Lured Girls to his Zorro Ranch and Kept Authorities Away

#2 | Posted by Corky
Great work! Now do the New Life / Laura Silsby-Gaynor / Clint. Found. story

Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-03-16 01:29 PM | Reply

Trump Wants Underground Screening Facility for White House

Keep the fat tub of orange lard out of DC and NYC.

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 01:28 PM | Reply

Woman Jailed for 6 Months Due to AI Identification Error

"Great call I'm glad you noticed, that actually isn't the fraudster granny in the photo. Would you like me randomly choose someone else with similar facial features since AI is programmed to always to return some result?"

thinking...

Posted by kwrx25 at 2026-03-16 01:28 PM | Reply

3 More Iran Football Team Members Change Minds over Asylum

I'll be SHOCKED when we learn their families were threatened if they didn't reconsider!!!
#7 | Posted by kwrx25

Like when ICE deports someone and tells them, take your United States citizen kid with you, or we will keep her in the camps.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 01:28 PM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

*** IDF High Command: War Against People of Iran Will Last into April; Regime Won't Collapse ***

Benjamin Netanyahu and Dummkopf Trumpf intend on bankrupting an already bankrupt country while Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin enjoy our sh*tshow.

Meanwhile, Americans are foregoing meals to pay for health insurance while Israelis enjoy world class universal healthcare.

No medical bankruptcies in Israel, unlike the US.

And how soon before gas reaches $5 per gallon in the US?

Well, for many Americans that won't matter.

Auto repossession rates are increasing throughout the US.

So much "winning!"

Sources:

American Wealth Disappearing While People and Environment Are Being Destroyed

Cost to American Taxpayers for Defending Wealthy Israel

The next generation of Americans will pay for this idiotic war and the BBB

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 01:27 PM | Reply

3 More Iran Football Team Members Change Minds over Asylum

I'll be SHOCKED when we learn their families were threatened if they didn't reconsider!!!

Posted by kwrx25 at 2026-03-16 01:26 PM | Reply

Family of Fallen Airman Rages At Serial Child Rapist

Nobody in power cares about your dead kid.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 01:24 PM | Reply

Trump Wants Underground Screening Facility for White House

Trump's a billionaire now, right?

Let him spend his own money on these pet projects of his, at MarALago.

Thats his new situation room, right?

Keep the fat tub of orange lard out of DC.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-16 01:21 PM | Reply

Iran War Squeezes Farmers Further

They just might want to reconsider who they vote for in November.

Posted by Jaspar at 2026-03-16 01:21 PM | Reply

Tucker Carlson says Trump's DOJ is Coming for Him

This guy has been wearing a tinfoil hat for decades.

#14 | Posted by BellRinger

LOL now suddenly he's not the darling.

It's hilarious watching MAGA flip flop and eat their own.

Posted by jpw at 2026-03-16 01:20 PM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

Hurt fee-fees identifies themselves....
#64 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Sure. You keep telling yourself I'm the one who victimized poor little Boaz.

Beta Cuck thinking, and you know it.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 01:20 PM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

Lasers have potential but mostly on boats or airborne, some success with shooting down very high trajectory mortars. The fixed Wing explosive drones don't fly high so you don't have a lot of time to shoot at them from the ground. Merops interceptors are much less terrain limited.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-16 01:19 PM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

I can see rogers tossing someone for saying anti trans stuff to laura. I am speculating, no idea what roger's reasoning was.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-03-16 01:18 PM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

You must not be trans.

#61 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 12:22 PM | Reply | Flag

Hurt fee-fees identifies themselves....

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-03-16 01:15 PM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

They shot their own ------- drone down.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-16 01:14 PM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

Don't you ever get sick of Donald's interminable whining when he screws up?
#8 | POSTED BY ZED

FishPawn would gladly change Trump's diapers and bury the bodies of the children he raped to death.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-16 01:12 PM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

4h
Lots of parallels between Trump asking Europe to bail him out on the Iran War and Fred Trump needing to run down to buy $3 million in chips at Trump's Atlantic City casino to keep it from going into default and losing its gaming license.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 01:11 PM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

Yet when Hillary said if ...
#6 | POSTED BY FISHPAWN

Holy shht, ------.

Hillary really scares the shht out of you fragile white men.

She hasn't been relevant for ten years and you're still waking up in the middle of the night screaming her name.

Trump is a pedophile.

You are garbage.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-16 01:11 PM | Reply

How Epstein Lured Girls to his Zorro Ranch and Kept Authorities Away

7900 acres is a lot to search. I've seen LIDAR used on TV to remove vegetation to uncover Mayan cities covered in jungle. Would LIDAR work to locate disturbances in soil to reveal potential grave sites?

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-16 01:04 PM | Reply

Family of Fallen Airman Rages At Serial Child Rapist

The silver-spooned morbidly obese draft dodging pedophilic president referred to his war as an "excursion."

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 01:03 PM | Reply

Pedo 47’s Top Aide Has Breast Cancer

"She has a fantastic medical team, and her prognosis is excellent! During the treatment period, she will be spending virtually full time at the White House, which makes me, as President, very happy!" the morbidly obese geriatric draft dodging pedophilic president brayed.

I wonder how many sick and poor Americans can say they have a "fantastic medical team?"

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 12:59 PM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

We weren't attacked. WE attacked and started a war.

Article 5 doesn't apply.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-16 12:57 PM | Reply

Family of Fallen Airman Rages At Serial Child Rapist

The rank orange pedo golfs while sending troops to their deaths.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 12:57 PM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

Yet when Hillary said if she won office she would attack Iran

#6 | POSTED BY FISHPAW

1) Well, Hillary never did attack Iran. Did she, Bubba?

2) The man who did start the war is tasked with winning it.

3) As of today, he is blaming the military for the fact the Strait of Hormuz closed. Despite being warned ad infinitum that that Strait would close.

4) Don't you ever get sick of Donald's interminable whining when he screws up?

Posted by Zed at 2026-03-16 12:55 PM | Reply

How Epstein Lured Girls to his Zorro Ranch and Kept Authorities Away

The state (NM) didn't make human trafficking a crime until 2008
Why is that?
Sounds crazy.
#5 | Posted by oneironaut
Why did trump kill the investigation into epstein's ranch in 2019?
That sounds even crazier.

#6 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-15 01:34 PM | Reply | Flag:
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Posted by fishpaw at 2026-03-16 12:53 PM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

"Hillary said if she won office she would attack Iran"

LOL

If she said that, you would have voted for her.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 12:52 PM | Reply

Pedo 47’s Top Aide Has Breast Cancer

"Susie Wiles has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer."

President Donald J. Trump was the first to notice the lump as he was inspecting the merchandise like at his underage beauty contests.

Anyway, has Wiles started taking ivermectin yet?

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 12:50 PM | Reply

Trump Wants Underground Screening Facility for White House

*** Junta Sycophant Wants to Change the White House Columns to Please Dummkopf Trumpf ***

More waste of American taxpayer money and evidence that Dummkopf Trumpf and his sinister junta do not plan on leaving the White House on 20 Jan 2028.

Source: www.msn.com

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 12:50 PM | Reply

A Third of Americans Are Skipping Meals to Afford Health Care

So Americans are losing weight and spending more on health care? #MAHA is working!

Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-03-16 12:49 PM | Reply

Kash Patel to Have FBI Agents Trained by UFC Fighters

"reduces harm"

Republicans don't want that either.

Republicans want police behaving like ICE.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 12:47 PM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

The US had no good justification to start this conflict. Every sane country in the world knows this. In fact, the only winner in this war is Putin.

#4 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-03-16 12:38 PM | Reply | Flag:
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Yet when Hillary said if she won office she would attack Iran you and your other hypocrite Liberals stood up and cheered.

Posted by fishpaw at 2026-03-16 12:47 PM | Reply

Trump Says Kamikaze Sea Drones Do Not Exist, AI Generated

Kim Jung Un called it; Trump's a dotard

He was a lying blowhard before he ever became a dotard.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-16 12:45 PM | Reply

RFK Fights Twinkie in Cringe AI Video

While I do not disagree with his current cringy focus on junk food

Nope. I'm not sure many people would.

But the cartoonish way they go about it and the fact that their rationale is rife with misinformation and outright lies is insane.

None of this actually changes the fact that even our food is geared towards corporate profit more than actual nutrition or health. Until the almighty dollar falls from its pedestal nothing will change.

Posted by jpw at 2026-03-16 12:44 PM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

#58 | Posted by sitzkrieg

CBP is using tech like in the linked video below to shoot down cartel drones at the southern border. It's why they closed El Paso's airspace.

This $10M U.S. Army Laser Melts Drones With $3 Beams | WSJ Equipped

www.youtube.com

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-16 12:43 PM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

"In fact, the only winner in this war is Putin"

I'd add Xi to that list. No doubt he's the OTHER guy Trump is jrrking off when he dances.

Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-16 12:43 PM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

The US had no good justification to start this conflict. Every sane country in the world knows this. In fact, the only winner in this war is Putin.

Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-03-16 12:38 PM | Reply

Kash Patel to Have FBI Agents Trained by UFC Fighters

We would all be better off and morale would improve tremendously all around if LEOs spent their training time learning the skills and attitude that Akido provides combined with the brute force of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu which would enable officers to control, subdue, and handcuff suspects using leverage and techniques that reduces harm rather than lethal force or strikes that increases harm.

Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-16 12:36 PM | Reply

Tech Boss and AI Create Cancer Vaccine for His Dying Dog

The article is behind a paywall.

Here's a video of the guy and his dog, explaining what he did. He doesn't appear to be wealthy.

www.youtube.com

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-16 12:35 PM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

Btw this goes to a major media and pundit problem. They aren't framing it he issue correctly. Escorting will not solve the logjam only a ceasefire will

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-16 12:34 PM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

To be clear it isn't just about escorting ships thithe strait. It is a ships loading. It's about port facilities it's about oil storage and piping and pumping. Escorting ship will do nothing while hostilities are ongoing

Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-16 12:32 PM | Reply

Pedo 47’s Top Aide Has Breast Cancer

It's a good thing the necrotic orange chomo cut cancer research.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 12:32 PM | Reply

Tech Boss and AI Create Cancer Vaccine for His Dying Dog

The term "good buddy" was coined for --------------.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 12:28 PM | Reply

MAHA Allies Eye 'huge escalation' in War on Vaccines

That's a little dramatic. It's not like we're going to slip back into medieval times.

But we will end up with thousands or tens of thousands of kids per year being killed or significantly/permanently injured by preventable diseases.

And it's entirely a crap shoot as to which kids it will be so I'm sure there will be many parents who roll the dice and nothing happens, so they'll think nothing is wrong with the current direction of things.

Posted by jpw at 2026-03-16 12:27 PM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

The US is too scared to put in its navy, why would other countries?

Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-03-16 12:26 PM | Reply

Tech Boss and AI Create Cancer Vaccine for His Dying Dog

It's how they conduct their mating ritual.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 12:25 PM | Reply

Tech Boss and AI Create Cancer Vaccine for His Dying Dog

Look. The two stupidest f*&^ers chime in.

Why do the most worthless sacks of s*&^ speak the loudest?

Posted by jpw at 2026-03-16 12:23 PM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

You must not be trans.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 12:22 PM | Reply

Tech Boss and AI Create Cancer Vaccine for His Dying Dog

JPW: The guy is rich, not inventive.

Fortfisher: That reminds me of having a dlck in my mouth!

Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-16 12:19 PM | Reply

Tech Boss and AI Create Cancer Vaccine for His Dying Dog

This guy didn't do anything novel,
#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-14

Acting as a spunk bucket for truckers at the Flying J is much more novel.

Posted by fortfisher at 2026-03-16 12:16 PM | Reply

3 More Iran Football Team Members Change Minds over Asylum

...killed citizens in the streets by the 1000s...
#2 | Posted by oneironaut

Like King Dotard wouldn't if he could.

Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-03-16 12:10 PM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

@59 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Wow, just Wow.

I never agreed with the majority of his comments, but I nevet thought of him as a Troll deserving banishment either.

Posted by shane at 2026-03-16 12:05 PM | Reply

Trump Says Kamikaze Sea Drones Do Not Exist, AI Generated

Donny Numbnuts is the dumbest president in history.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-16 12:04 PM | Reply

Tech Boss and AI Create Cancer Vaccine for His Dying Dog

Dr. Fry Cook is back in da house!

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-03-16 12:04 PM | Reply

A Simple Drink Choice Helps Gamers Stay Focused For Hours

"esports gamers"

This is partly why America is failing.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-16 12:02 PM | Reply

Tucker Carlson says Trump's DOJ is Coming for Him

So Tuckems is concerned that the monster he helped create is now coming to harm him.

It was okay when he was just coming to hurt other people, but now somehow it's different.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-16 11:59 AM | Reply

Heritage Foundation reports on ‘America’s family crisis'

I wonder how $5 per gallon gas effects the American family.

HF supports the war in Iran.

Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-16 11:56 AM | Reply

IDF Kills Four of Six Family Members in West Bank

Bored of Peace!

Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-16 11:55 AM | Reply

RFK Fights Twinkie in Cringe AI Video

This administration is a joke from top to bottom.

Congratulations Bozo, you voted for this cringe.

via GIPHY

Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-16 11:53 AM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

So did Boaz resign his membership as a DR poster, or did he get the permanent boot from Rogers?

Just curious.

#57 | Posted by shane at 2026-03-16 10:26 AM | Reply | Flag

He got the boot.

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-03-16 11:51 AM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

Only last week German Chancellor Friedrich Merz was "on the same page" as U.S. President Donald Trump over the goals of the Iran war ... he's now publicly airing his fears that Trump has no exit strategy to end fighting.

I think it was apparent from go there was no exit strategy. He expected Iran to roll over like Iraq. There are massive differences.

Posted by GalaxiePete at 2026-03-16 11:32 AM | Reply

3 More Iran Football Team Members Change Minds over Asylum

#1 | Posted by Effeteposer
#2 | Posted by oneironaut

Wow, you actually both have valid comments on this. Paint me stunned. I can see them wanting to be near family and at the same time I can see the government blackmailing them.

Posted by GalaxiePete at 2026-03-16 11:28 AM | Reply

Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters

I watch all these MAGA sheepletons and it is so cringe. The man has literally made statements and taken actions of a fascist over and over. If you talk like one and act like one - YOU ARE ONE.

Posted by GalaxiePete at 2026-03-16 11:22 AM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

Sent to land on the Iranian coast in an attempt to open the strait?

#2 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-13 04:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Over the weekend, the Aframax Lorax became the first vessel carrying non-Iranian crude to navigate through Hormuz with its AIS fully broadcasting its location. The vessel was carrying Abu Dhabi's Das crude- @Kpler"

Iran claimed they're on wave 55 of counter-attacks, but those are down to single digit missile launches and less than two dozen Shaheed drones. Drone effects is way down, a Merops system was redeployed from Ukraine consisting of 10,000 interceptors. It's an American company. Iran is going through a different version of what the Russians did in Ukraine. They shot off all the best stuff early on and... now what? Every comment about US interceptor stocks also applies to the missiles they're shooting at. Except Iran is also on the bad side of a successful Air Dominance campaign.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-16 11:20 AM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

Why does Trump need help with something he said we've already won.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-16 11:09 AM | Reply

Kash Patel to Have FBI Agents Trained by UFC Fighters

Don't give them ideas. The administration is setup to be a reality show, brought to you by crypto scams.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-16 11:04 AM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

NATO is a defensive treaty. They have absolutely no obligation to support or get involved in offensive operations.

He's on his own.

Which of his kids has volunteered to join the military to support this war? Oh... none of them? Big surprise. Republicans are such ---- cowards.

Biden had a child in the military, who was deployed to Iraq. If anyone is curious what not-a-coward looks like.

Posted by gtbritishskull at 2026-03-16 10:40 AM | Reply

UN Panel: Hate Speech from Trump Fueled Human Rights Violations

The "Good" Old Days.

Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-16 10:39 AM | Reply

Trump Replacing Kennedy Center Head

I'mm looking forward to Ric Grenell's trial in four years. He played a big part in bringing this country down, both back in 2016 and now.

Posted by e1g1 at 2026-03-16 10:38 AM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

Nato is saying clean up your own mess. I don't blame them at all after they way the "dump" treats his allies.

Posted by bat4255 at 2026-03-16 10:34 AM | Reply

Kash Patel to Have FBI Agents Trained by UFC Fighters

It's public performance art externally, internally it's what they call a morale event. In the UFC business office it's a tax write-off.
#26 | Posted by sitzkrieg

In a money-saving venture, all Trumpist federal agencies should be gathered under one Department of Sound and Fury.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-16 10:30 AM | Reply

NYC: FBI Arrests Republican Insider for Extortion

Why are so many Jews Scum?

Askin' for a Friend.

Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-16 10:29 AM | Reply

2.500 US Marines, Another Ship Ordered to the Mideast

@#6 | Posted by lfthndthrds

So did Boaz resign his membership as a DR poster, or did he get the permanent boot from Rogers?

Just curious.

Posted by shane at 2026-03-16 10:26 AM | Reply

Bill Allows State to Suspend Officials who Support DEI

More "limited" government Republicans at work.

Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-16 10:23 AM | Reply

A Simple Drink Choice Helps Gamers Stay Focused For Hours

Like coke?

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-16 10:21 AM | Reply

Anti-ICE Protestors Convicted of Terrorism 4 Wearing Black

Looks like they found a bullshht reason to arrest innocent Americans.

Expect to see more innocent Americans locked up.

Fascism has taken over America.

Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-16 10:15 AM | Reply

MAHA Allies Eye 'huge escalation' in War on Vaccines

So only middle class and above will be able to afford to take their children to Canada to get the needed vaccines.

Trump is ethnic cleansing the American poor, by targeting American children.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 10:11 AM | Reply

Heritage Foundation reports on ‘America’s family crisis'

"The first is that all children have a right to the affection and protection of the man and woman who created them."

Very few Republicans got those things, or give them to their children.

Trump, for example, didn't get those things, and doesn't provide them for his children, and that's why Republicans identify with him on such a fundamental, personal basis.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 10:03 AM | Reply

Kash Patel to Have FBI Agents Trained by UFC Fighters

"they would shoot a lot less people"

Republicans don't want that.

Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 09:59 AM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

Trump and Pooty dream about invading and splitting up Europa.

Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-03-16 09:54 AM | Reply

Kash Patel to Have FBI Agents Trained by UFC Fighters

It's public performance art externally, internally it's what they call a morale event. In the UFC business office it's a tax write-off.

For a fraction of what they wasted on ice they could have gotten Gracie training for every law enforcement agent at all levels in the country, and they would shoot a lot less people as a result.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-16 09:52 AM | Reply

Trump: Nato Faces 'very Bad' Future If They Don't Help Him

That's pretty pointed.
....
translation:
"help bail us out of a bad situation I alone created or I will take my toys and soldiers and go home."
Eff that bass turd Trump.

Posted by e1g1 at 2026-03-16 09:46 AM | Reply

Anti-ICE Protestors Convicted of Terrorism 4 Wearing Black

Fascists going to fascist against the anti-fascists

Posted by hamburglar at 2026-03-16 09:28 AM | Reply

Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters

If Trump gets what power he wants, he will kill reporters.

As the sun rises in the east he will kill a lot of them,

Posted by Zed at 2026-03-16 09:27 AM | Reply

Kash Patel to Have FBI Agents Trained by UFC Fighters

I've asked multiple times why this is a bad idea and nobody has provided an answer.

#18 | Posted by BellRinger

Because we shouldn't be farming out our national security training to entertainers/athletes who've been hit in the head too many times?

DC is performance art these days. Buncha self-serving wannabes.

Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-16 09:24 AM | Reply

Heritage Foundation reports on ‘America’s family crisis'

"Heritage Foundation reports on America's family crisis'"

Laments the people who support the adjudicated rapist who has five children from three different women, intruded into dressing rooms with naked underage teen girls, cheated on his pregnant mail order bride with a corn star, and Epsteined some kids.

Posted by censored at 2026-03-16 09:04 AM | Reply

How Rage Room Happy Hours Became All the Rage

I office space'd a printer at one. It was fun.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-16 08:44 AM | Reply

MAHA Allies Eye 'huge escalation' in War on Vaccines

Slow unnecessary death is the best way to get fewer conservatives.

Posted by qcp at 2026-03-16 08:37 AM | Reply

Trump Wants Underground Screening Facility for White House

He's not leaving. Ever, unless it's Feet First.

Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-16 08:28 AM | Reply

Germany Now Against US-Israeli War Against People of Iran

They sure do watch those weathervanes.