Ukraine's war will be over shortly. - Never should have started in the first place but when you have a weak Dem leader, them's the breaks.
Israel will soon have the most beautiful developments rivaling Monte Carol on the west coast of expanded Israel. - Or Israel will finally get peace from a group of people that attacked and killed 1200 civilians...oh, and a group of people Israel provided autonomy and independence to years ago but the group of people proved they don't want to be left alone, they want to kill all Jews. The evidence is all out there, you just have to be objective and cut the puppet strings of your party.
Oh - and Palestinians won't be a problem any longer. - For the world's sake, let's hope so. Not that they are killed but that they finally accept Israel wants nothing to do with them and just wants to exist (you know, like liberals are saying Palestinians want but hypocritically do not want that for Israel).
We're not going to have Income taxes any longer. Everything will be paid for by tariffs that companies in other nations will pay. - Thus leading to more jobs in America; the job creation numbers in the last few months don't lie.
There's going to be a little "bump" as our new bestie China adjusts to the tariffs. Russia and North Korea, though, will immediately be our new besties. Beautiful love letters. - You mean having good relations with foreign entities. I am trying to figure out exactly when Dems decided that having good relations with other countries became a bad thing (without injecting made up conspiracies).
Trump will heal us all. Partly by disappearing those nasty people that have "threatened" him. - You mean like the Clinton's have been doing for decades now? Btw, even though both statements are stupid, there is way more evidence proving the guilt of Clinton's than there is with Trump, just saying.
And jobs for Americans will be plentiful, a large part of those jobs will be manning deportation camps. - So getting rid of people here illegally seems to be a worse proposition than turning Americans against each other, e.g. thousands of new IRS agents to ensure we all are controlled as much as possible. Oh, and jobs that solely exist to DEIvide Americans instead of trying to build bridges.
Prices will go back to what they were before inflation. Never mind the way economics actually works - or FVM/PVM concepts. Those are all nonsense perpetrated by "The Elite" of "Economics". - Dems have sat in the POTUS seat the last 12 of 16 years and the economy has been the same beast as it has always been. The only thing truly wrecking our economy are partisan people thinking we live in an economic utopia whenever their party is in the seat, thus not doing anything effective to try to make it actually better.
When you look at the country through objective eyes and not through your puppet masters' strings, things get a lot clearer. I'm not saying anything I've written above is true but they are just as viable as anything you've said. Get rid of your fearmongering and partisan ideology and you will be a much happier person and an American doing what is best for America.