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Well, if you're lookin' for purpose in the current circus
If you're seekin' respect and attention
If you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big
Come with me and put some folks in detention

Just last week was kind of tough, I put a kid in cuffs
I zip-tied a lady to a van
We can sneak around town, hunt workin' folks down
I hear they get a great benefit plan

[Chorus]
Join ICE, boy, ain't it nice?
Join ICE, take my advice
If you're lackin' control and authority
Come with me and hunt down minorities
Join ICE

See, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun
I got picked on at school, I never felt that cool

There's a hole in my soul that just a-rages
All the ladies turned me down, and I felt like a clown
But will you look at me now? I'm puttin' folks in cages
You might also like

At ICE, we're respectin' power
Join ICE, I hear they got great hours
There's a sign-on bonus of fifty grand
They're in need of you needin' to feel like a man
Join ICE

[Interlude]
Look at 'em go

[Instrumental Break]

Well, if you're lookin' for thrills and you're wantin' to kill
But you don't wanna travel far
They'll give you some chemical spray and in a couple of days
You'll be shooting women in their cars

If you've been prone to failure and your life's been hell
You're entitled to some compensation
They'll give you some federal immunity to kill with impunity
Give a salute, they'll put you on location

Join ICE, they're only taking the best
Join ICE, they don't take any less
If you're low on options and needing a plan
They're in need of you needing to feel like a man
Join ICE

(video is the rock version)

Still concerned, Eb.

Here's something wholesome and good to clear your mind:

Baking and busking:

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if nothing else, catch the song at the end, @ 24 mins in, it'll be your song soon enough

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... Covino had already filled out and submitted a pardon application form by mail to the Biden Justice Department. But his request was rejected in July by Mr. Trump, one of thousands of pardon-seekers denied clemency as part of the administration's effort to clear its backlog of applicants. ...

Mr. Trump has employed a different approach to clemency over the last 18 months. On his first day in office, he cleared more than 1,500 people charged or convicted in relation to the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot through pardons, commutations and dropped prosecutions. Dozens of clemency grants for white-collar criminals, often wealthy and well-connected, have followed.

Burkman and Wohl's pitch at the Ritz-Carlton meeting leaned into what they described as a new path to a pardon. "It's more energy and less process," Burkman said. "...And contacts."

But it would come with a price, they told Covino. For $300,000, they predicted, they could secure him a pardon by as early as October. ...

Yet there is near-unanimity among the federal prosecutors, defense attorneys and other sources who discussed the clemency process with CBS News: There has never been such a dizzying pardon economy as there is in Washington right now -- a Wild West of clemency populated by MAGA-connected brokers and influencers -- where the old norms have been largely tossed aside.

Previously, those seeking clemency typically went through the Justice Department. More than two dozen DOJ lawyers weighed factors that often included an applicant's remorse and evidence of rehabilitation, and recommended worthy recipients to the president. That process has been largely sidelined, according to sources with direct knowledge of the clemency process.

About 70% of Mr. Trump's clemency actions in his second term were not routed through the Justice Department (and that number is 92% when including the Jan. 6 cases), according to a CBS News analysis of Justice Department data.

Brokers seek out ways to influence Mr. Trump -- through contacts in the White House, by deploying MAGA influencers, or by working with others close to the president. Access is the coin of the realm, and on the promise of delivering that access, brokers now charge fees that can reach as high as $3 million, sources told CBS News. ...



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