This is 2 mins of Deliciousness!
The Midterms
Jesse Welles
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"I saw Elon leaving Austin fat and hunchbacked, strange and pale. A half a
billion dollar lesson that them Texans ain't for sale.
The ghost of Lindsey Graham came riding on a seven headed drone. Flew right down to the golden golf cart.
Whispered, "Donald, listen close. You can threaten civilizations, kill civilians, and just laugh. You can exterminate races, put folks into cages, but you just can't [F... ] with gas."
Mitch McConnell sat there speechless, but that's kind of his new thing. Who would have ever thought Iran would go and change out our regime.
Ah, the eyeliner was running as JD watched the blue storm. He was swearing in the first jihadist to ever want healthcare reform for that Temu Patton Hegseth crawled to Tennessee and begged.
But the greatest military defeat in US history had a hold of both his legs.
All the tech lords donned their banjos, their suspenders, and craft beers as they dusted off their pronouns, seeing that the end was near.
And they wondered how they'd manage to destroy the planet first. They said, "What about China? China's what about us? Always seemed a whole lot worse."
And the people said they did it. It's a good start. Sure enough. I've had the dream before and my head's still sore.
But y'all should probably lawyer up."
You want to run retail stores, gas stations, electric supply like it's a fire station, right?
Democratic socialism.
Like what Canada, Australia and Europe (along with several other countries) have.
What's unfortunate about morons like you is, this has been explained ad nauseam and you're still too stupid to understand.
You seem content with letting all our taxes get funneled into the military industrial complex to wage wars around the world, and for the rest to be given as gifts to the wealthy as subsidies.